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Old 10-10-2013, 09:30 AM   #1
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God damn motherfucking SPIDERS !!

I guess the fuckers want to come indoors now for the upcoming Winter. We seem to be finding a big one running around the house every couple of nights now !!



A grown man shouldn't have a fear of such a technically small insect, yet i think the older i get the worse my fears get...
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Doesn't help that this was one of the stories in today's newspaper.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...der-ATE-my-leg

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My windowcleaner says there is a spray which they can spray on the outside of the house which keeps spiders out for a whole year... Don't know if it's working or just a selling bla bla
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Doesn't help that this was one of the stories in today's newspaper.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...der-ATE-my-leg

ok - that sounds unpleasant
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My windowcleaner says there is a spray which they can spray on the outside of the house which keeps spiders out for a whole year... Don't know if it's working or just a selling bla bla
Hmmm, i don't see how that could work but damn i'll give anything a try.

We tried those things you plug into the sockets in your house which some people swear by. But we found that they didn't do shit in here...
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My windowcleaner says there is a spray which they can spray on the outside of the house which keeps spiders out for a whole year... Don't know if it's working or just a selling bla bla
does this means, spiders which are inside, stays inside ?
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I guess the fuckers want to come indoors now for the upcoming Winter. We seem to be finding a big one running around the house every couple of nights now !!



A grown man shouldn't have a fear of such a technically small insect, yet i think the older i get the worse my fears get...
http://pestcontrol.about.com/od/diys...or-Spiders.htm
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does this means, spiders which are inside, stays inside ?
yes... but no new ones coming in... like i said... don't know if it's really working... didn't try it but maybe next time i will...
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Get them in the garage and storage buildings. Black Widows. Hate those MF?s

This takes care of them though. Bug bomb em

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there was an article on the BBC regarding the false widow and a footballer http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-24470023

but this guy seems to think their no worse than a bee or wasp sting
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I'm totally with you on the fear of spiders thing. I have no problem diving with sharks, playing with snakes, dealing with rats, etc, etc, etc.... but a spider turns me into a 6 year old girl.


During Desert Storm there were times when I was more scared of the damn Camel Spiders than I was of incoming artillery...



.Lately we have been getting a ton of these in the trees around our place. Globe weaver spiders, about 4 to 5 INCHES long.... THANK GOD I haven't found one inside!

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I'm totally with you on the fear of spiders thing. I have no problem diving with sharks, playing with snakes, dealing with rats, etc, etc, etc.... but a spider turns me into a 6 year old girl.


During Desert Storm there were times when I was more scared of the damn Camel Spiders than I was of incoming artillery...



.Lately we have been getting a ton of these in the trees around our place. Globe weaver spiders, about 4 to 5 INCHES long.... THANK GOD I haven't found one inside!


Yep i've done the swimming with sharks and a few other things, but lock me in a room with that thing in the pic you posted, and i'd probably die of a heart attack!
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Yep i've done the swimming with sharks and a few other things, but lock me in a room with that thing in the pic you posted, and i'd probably die of a heart attack!
Ugh. Banana spiders. One summer we had a fucking COLONY of them decide to build their nasty webs right in front of our kitchen bay window. Must have been a dozen of them at least.

I used the back door to enter / leave the house that entire summer.
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Yesterday i killed giant spider,it seems someone picked him from outside and brought it at my room as i am quite sure those giant spiders never go inside house,they are always either on walls or trees.Throwed it into toilet,and it didnt flushed with first attemp,so i poured acid into it just for every case

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Spiders are amazing animals who have been around millions of years prior to humans and certainly will outlast us on this earth and be around long after we are gone.
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The only reason that guy in the story was bitten is because he threatened the spiders. Just leave them be and let them kill all the annoying flies / assorted bugs in and outside the house.
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I too kill every spider i see - even small ones. Even if I didn't hate them, they cause other problems. Recently one crawled on one of the window sensors for my house alarm and set it off, security company came and everything... killed that one on principle alone.
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I'm totally with you on the fear of spiders thing. I have no problem diving with sharks, playing with snakes, dealing with rats, etc, etc, etc.... but a spider turns me into a 6 year old girl.


During Desert Storm there were times when I was more scared of the damn Camel Spiders than I was of incoming artillery...



.Lately we have been getting a ton of these in the trees around our place. Globe weaver spiders, about 4 to 5 INCHES long.... THANK GOD I haven't found one inside!


Fuck these guys, they've taken over my suburb.. they weren't in the area 20 years ago.. now they're bloody everywhere.. I remember climbing certain trees as a kid all the way to the top, If I tried now I'd run away flapping my hands like an aspie that's just touched a hotplate before I hit the second branch.



fucking jesus christ..
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i have had to kill poisonous spiders before of which could just kill me if i was bitten. they have been smuggled in and let loose around my house. heh, well that's life for you.

new zealand is a lucky country, we are only believed to have one poisonous spider native and that is the red back spider.
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