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Old 10-31-2013, 07:15 PM   #1
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I have been locked into my office!

My girl is so pissed at me that she has broken my lock and I cannot get out of my office.

What should I do? I was thinking to call my friends like barefootsies but then remembered... he's too fat he wouldn't even be able to get through my front door.

What to do?
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:19 PM   #2
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locksmith or lockpicking, diy ?
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:22 PM   #3
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man up and kick the damn door down
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:25 PM   #4
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:37 PM   #5
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I'm OUT!!! Actually I am back in... but my mother fucking door is opened!

Thank you... what I did was I recreated myself into barefootsies... I then got really fat but my dick became a toothpick... so I picked that lock with my pencil dick and wala...

I'm out!!

Thank you all for your help, I owe you big time!
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:43 PM   #6
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got shroom ?
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Old 10-31-2013, 07:56 PM   #7
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Old 10-31-2013, 08:04 PM   #8
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you better sleep somewhere else 2 nite. that bitch gone cut yo ass that's a crafty violent listen if you dont want to be a dead beaner
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Old 10-31-2013, 08:18 PM   #9
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Baked Beaner ?

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Old 10-31-2013, 08:54 PM   #10
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:11 PM   #11
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Old 11-01-2013, 11:30 AM   #12
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at first I was like.....lol

then I was like.....RMFAO
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Old 11-02-2013, 10:24 PM   #13
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at first I was like.....lol

then I was like.....RMFAO
And that is how we roll
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Old 11-02-2013, 10:48 PM   #14
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:47 AM   #15
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Kennie, drop me a line at [email protected] when you get a chance!!!
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:55 AM   #16
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:58 AM   #18
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Bang on the ceiling until your mom lets you out of her basement.
Are you 12clicks?
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:59 AM   #19
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:15 AM   #20
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
You are actually kinda ugly...

btw...

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27 minutes of that scumbag fucking a girl in her throat with NO FUCKING CREDIT TO YOU!

Mother fucker... are you A-Wall yet?
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:16 AM   #21
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:39 AM   #22
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^^Paully is unstable and also kinda ugly... just saying man
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
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Old 11-03-2013, 05:06 AM   #24
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Beaner is a troll who should not be fed by antagonists or common sense for that matter. Doing business with this guy in any shape or form will not only ban you from any sort of legitimate adult business but further ban you from any reputation you seek to uphold. He is a worthless member of GFY and has been banned on all other boards I am a member to. His silence is the best we can hope for. Just copy and paste this after every beaner post.
Paully, you are officially addicted to GFY. I went to sleep at 1 am, up at 6am and you're still on.
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Old 11-03-2013, 05:11 AM   #25
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I only sleep couple hours a day. I just work. Then I crash. But tonight I'm still working. Making a new site and trying to catalog 400 scenes I just bought. So much shit to do.

GFY is the least of my concerns though. Punking beaner is a nice sidetrack from the numbers.
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I only sleep couple hours a day. I just work. Then I crash. But tonight I'm still working. Making a new site and trying to catalog 400 scenes I just bought. So much shit to do.

GFY is the least of my concerns though. Punking beaner is a nice sidetrack from the numbers.
Cool, just don't let this place consume you.

Nice to see things are coming along for you.
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Old 11-03-2013, 05:23 AM   #27
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Copy that Johnny
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