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wehateporn · 10-31-2013, 06:33 PM

I was buying a Halloween cake for my daughter, it was the last one, the guy 2 places behind me in the queue is with his daughter and is planning to buy it for her. As soon as he realizes it's being given to me...

"Do you REALLY need that mate?"

What would you do?

Sly · 10-31-2013, 06:40 PM

Hatch a conspiracy theory.

SilentKnight · 10-31-2013, 06:41 PM

I'd buy it...then offer to re-sell it to him at 40% markup.

If he says no - I'd say to his daughter, "Sorry sweetheart...daddy's a cheap prick and doesn't think you're worth it."

But...

In reality...since I'm actually a nice guy - I wouldn't say or do that.

I'd offer it to him at 25% markup.

wehateporn · 10-31-2013, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Hatch a conspiracy theory.

If I was prepared absolutely, but this guy caught me cold

wehateporn · 10-31-2013, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I'd buy it...then offer to re-sell it to him at 40% markup.

If he says no - I'd say to his daughter, "Sorry sweetheart...daddy's a cheap prick and doesn't think you're worth it."

But...

In reality...since I'm actually a nice guy - I wouldn't say or do that.

I'd offer it to him at 25% markup.

Dvae · 10-31-2013, 07:09 PM

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I was buying a Halloween cake for my daughter, it was the last one, the guy 2 places behind me in the queue is with his daughter and is planning to buy it for her. As soon as he realizes it's being given to me...

"Do you REALLY need that mate?"

What would you do?

Tell him he should have gotten' in line earlier. So sad, too bad!

wehateporn · 10-31-2013, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Tell him he should have gotten' in line earlier. So sad, too bad!

This is a good point if we're playing logic

I suspect that this wasn't about logic, but an attempt to manipulate the outcome, having said that I find it very hard to get into this guy's head as I wouldn't dream of acting how he did.

wehateporn · 10-31-2013, 07:19 PM

Clearly the 1st world is a tough place, not to mention that 2 minutes earlier I'd had to handle a Granny who thought I was standing in the queue for the fun of it

whOaKemosabe · 10-31-2013, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Clearly the 1st world is a tough place, not to mention that 2 minutes earlier I'd had to handle a Granny who thought I was standing in the queue for the fun of it

tell him if little fat susie wouldn't have waddled to the fucking store she would have a fucking cake by now

Mutt · 10-31-2013, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I was buying a Halloween cake for my daughter, it was the last one, the guy 2 places behind me in the queue is with his daughter and is planning to buy it for her. As soon as he realizes it's being given to me...

"Do you REALLY need that mate?"

What would you do?

I cunt afford a Halloween cake

edit: shit forgot to log out and in again

whOaKemosabe · 10-31-2013, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

I cunt afford a Halloween cake

these are cupcakes where is the "cake"

OneHungLo · 10-31-2013, 11:40 PM

Your kid must be a neurotic mess between the fluoride, shapeshifters, reptilians, chemtrails and all that other wacky bullshit you spew on here.

baddog · 10-31-2013, 11:47 PM

The scary thing is to think you have kids . . . seriously, I had no idea the gene pool was polluted to that degree.

I feel so sorry for my grandson.

Captain Kawaii · 10-31-2013, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I was buying a Halloween cake for my daughter, it was the last one, the guy 2 places behind me in the queue is with his daughter and is planning to buy it for her. As soon as he realizes it's being given to me...

"Do you REALLY need that mate?"

What would you do?

Was your daughter with you? If not, sell it to him slight mark up. He'll pay. Say something nice to his daughter and get your daughter something better. BTW, Can you pick me up a pumpkin crispie bun?

Deputy Chief Command · 10-31-2013, 11:48 PM

are you on benefits ?

Bourke · 10-31-2013, 11:56 PM

I'd have made up some shit about it being my cancer riddled kids last holiday and coming out to buy a cake as all the family is flying in to be with him. Then when he started apologising and comiserating I'd say "kidding, I dont have a family. I just really like cake."

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-01-2013, 12:53 AM

ADG

Seth Manson · 11-01-2013, 01:01 AM

"Does anybody really NEED a Halloween cake?"

The walk out with your cake like a Pimp.

Manfap · 11-01-2013, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

What would you do?

Make one myself with my kid.

ErectMedia · 11-01-2013, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

"Does anybody really NEED a Halloween cake?"

Then walk out with your cake like a Pimp.

+1

brassmonkey · 11-01-2013, 03:02 AM

give him the cake and buy those cupcakes in the upper left

CurrentlySober · 11-01-2013, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Make one myself with my kid.

Sorry, I cant agree here... Kids are an honour, and a privilege...

NOT CAKE INGREDIENTS...

Seth Manson · 11-01-2013, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Sorry, I cant agree here... Kids are an honour, and a privilege...

NOT CAKE INGREDIENTS...

But they do make excellent cookie ingredients.

Jel · 11-01-2013, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Hatch a conspiracy theory.

bahahahahahaha

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Make one myself with my kid.

I'm not allowed to cook in this house, in Argentina it's seen as an insult to have a man cooking. Nice idea though

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

"Does anybody really NEED a Halloween cake?"

The walk out with your cake like a Pimp.

Good point, nobody NEEDs one, so it was a trick question from the chap in the first place

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bourke

I'd have made up some shit about it being my cancer riddled kids last holiday and coming out to buy a cake as all the family is flying in to be with him. Then when he started apologising and comiserating I'd say "kidding, I dont have a family. I just really like cake."

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:04 AM

Yes, unvaccinated people are highly fertile, we are the future, watch out!

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Originally Posted by baddog

The scary thing is to think you have kids . . . seriously, I had no idea the gene pool was polluted to that degree.

I feel so sorry for my grandson.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Your kid must be a neurotic mess between the fluoride, shapeshifters, reptilians, chemtrails and all that other wacky bullshit you spew on here.

Actually I save that shit for GFY, but I do have her on Fluoride-Free toothpaste

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe

these are cupcakes where is the "cake"

I call a cupcake a cake

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

I cunt afford a Halloween cake

edit: shit forgot to log out and in again

_Richard_ · 11-01-2013, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

"Does anybody really NEED a Halloween cake?"

The walk out with your cake like a Pimp.

EddyTheDog · 11-01-2013, 10:25 AM

If the kid came across as a brat then I would tell it to get used to disappointment - If it was a nice one then I would have handed the cake over...

PR_Glen · 11-01-2013, 10:30 AM

I'd have handed it to the girl. Hit up another bakery and buy something of the equivalent for home. I'm strange like that though.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

If the kid came across as a brat then I would tell it to get used to disappointment - If it was a nice one then I would have handed the cake over...

I stood there thinking for a while before walking out, I was assessing the situation, it wasn't the girl's fault that her father was rude, she didn't do anything wrong, but I didn't want to reward the father's behaviour and encourage it.

If she had been crying I would have handed the cake over.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

I'd have handed it to the girl. Hit up another bakery and buy something of the equivalent for home. I'm strange like that though.

I was thinking the same, but it was bakery closing time, last chance saloon.

DBS.US · 11-01-2013, 10:37 AM

If they seemed like nice people, I would buy it for them and give them with my mainstream business card. I would then let my kids pick something else.

J. Falcon · 11-01-2013, 10:46 AM

That's a bakery in Argentina?

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:55 AM

The guy didn't seem nice, otherwise yes I agree. Problem is that the nice person would generally keep quiet if they miss out on a cake, they wouldn't even let anyone know that they had it in their sights

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

If they seemed like nice people, I would buy it for them and give them with my mainstream business card. I would then let my kids pick something else.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

That's a bakery in Argentina?

In the UK, but the wife's family do have a bakery in Argentina now that you mention it

baddog · 11-01-2013, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I'm not allowed to cook in this house, in Argentina it's seen as an insult to have a man cooking. Nice idea though

Argentina huh? When did they change from the peso? And English instead of Spanish? Make your lies believable . . . but it makes me feel better knowing you probably do not have kids either.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Argentina huh? When did they change from the peso? And English instead of Spanish? Make your lies believable . . . but it makes me feel better knowing you probably do not have kids either.

Nope, she lives in UK, she's from Argentina. They still use the Peso, but it's no longer pegged to the US $

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-01-2013, 11:04 AM

ADG

J. Falcon · 11-01-2013, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

In the UK, but the wife's family do have a bakery in Argentina now that you mention it

You mentioned it, not me. You said you were in Argentina. Sounds like BS.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

You mentioned it, not me. You said you were in Argentina. Sounds like BS.

Check back through the thread, I said "in Argentina it's seen as an insult to have a man cooking", my wife is from Argentina and still stands by her culture

O MARINA · 11-01-2013, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I'd buy it...then offer to re-sell it to him at 40% markup.

If he says no - I'd say to his daughter, "Sorry sweetheart...daddy's a cheap prick and doesn't think you're worth it."

But...

In reality...since I'm actually a nice guy - I wouldn't say or do that.

I'd offer it to him at 25% markup.

Such a hustler

O MARINA · 11-01-2013, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Clearly the 1st world is a tough place, not to mention that 2 minutes earlier I'd had to handle a Granny who thought I was standing in the queue for the fun of it

just don't bother leaving the house. It will be even crazier with Christmas around the corner.

wehateporn · 11-01-2013, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

just don't bother leaving the house. It will be even crazier with Christmas around the corner.

I might even get stuck in some traffic, I better get stuff delivered

O MARINA · 11-01-2013, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I might even get stuck in some traffic, I better get stuff delivered

Yeah for sure

Where do you buy online? Let me send you my affiliate link :D

C H R I S · 11-01-2013, 11:59 AM

Should have told them there are plenty of bat biscuits left - they look scrumptious.

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