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11-27-2013, 05:22 AM
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Do you ever want to just go all out and live a life of criminal activity and excitement
You know, the lifestyle where you're constantly sweating and moving and it is all dangerous and you have to die if they come for you...
Like just Fuck it Balls out I can see why people do it I will not ever understand bangers I think I understand mobsters real well You look around and you're all, wow, fuck... these people are real.. look it at these people. And you just kind of have to remind yourself. Those are human beings. You know? Anyone know? |
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11-27-2013, 05:25 AM
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What I mean is, for me, someone who never has really liked the idea of being alive anyway... if I didn't have family, I'd go over to that dark side like say maybe: Yesterday
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11-27-2013, 05:26 AM
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You can just join a real army and get paid for that shit.
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11-27-2013, 05:29 AM
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Plus- you don't have to use such marked restraint, then. I cannot tell you how many times I don't do something- on a daily basis- that really should happen- simply because of laws and rules and all of that. |
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11-27-2013, 05:36 AM
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Smart or not, on a long enough timeline you will get caught. |
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11-27-2013, 06:29 AM
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Well I don't mean like the idiot knocking stores over or sticking people up I mean more of the moving product or paper indiscretion type of criminal |
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11-27-2013, 06:35 AM
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the lifestyle where you're constantly sweating and moving and it is all dangerous and you have to die if they come for you... and you'd probably still get caught. Just sayin. |
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11-27-2013, 06:49 AM
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11-27-2013, 06:52 AM
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working on my tan
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"I have never been arrested one time while sober"
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11-27-2013, 06:54 AM
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Just play grand theft auto like a normal person
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11-27-2013, 07:00 AM
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11-27-2013, 07:05 AM
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11-27-2013, 07:06 AM
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I do not fucking laugh Stop it Jesus I cannot help but like you, you know  |
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11-27-2013, 07:10 AM
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11-27-2013, 07:16 AM
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maybe you should stop watching tv. It's not helping...
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11-27-2013, 08:17 AM
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11-27-2013, 08:33 AM
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I jaywalk and tear the tags off of mattresses
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11-27-2013, 08:42 AM
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Wondering if the noise your heard outside the house at sunrise is a SWAT team about to bust your door down, gets old.
The following statements take on a different meaning when you're breaking the law: Why is the dog barking? Was that the front door? Shit, did you hear that? Fuck, why is someone knocking at my door so early? Who the fuck is this unnamed phone number that keeps calling? Hmmmm... that car has been behind us for a while. |
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11-27-2013, 08:43 AM
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Let's do some business!
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I'm sure you would fail at that, too.
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11-27-2013, 08:45 AM
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11-27-2013, 08:55 AM
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Only an idiot would think that kind of life is "exciting"
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11-27-2013, 09:27 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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i know some career criminals.
some have spent around a decade in jail...in and out..then in and out...then in and out. garbage, you have to be real slick not to serve time and make big money sorry to say...you are not it. |
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11-27-2013, 09:46 AM
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see you later, I'm gone
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11-27-2013, 10:00 AM
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11-27-2013, 10:01 AM
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I once spoke to a biker in a bar and in the last 10 years, he had been out of prison for around 10 months. He still seemed to think it was all worth it, what with his "freedom" and all that. I laughed a lot. |
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11-27-2013, 10:06 AM
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maybe if I was a sociopath...
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11-27-2013, 11:19 AM
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Please stop posting. Your posts put the theory of evolution in doubt. You are too dumb to live and yet you do.
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11-27-2013, 11:28 AM
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I think it's normal to have "what if" fantasies. The grass is always greener and all that. Personally though, raising a good family and being a good person will probably leave you more satisfied in the end...
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11-27-2013, 11:39 AM
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11-27-2013, 11:45 AM
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  Admit it, you're just bi-curious, right?   ADG |
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11-27-2013, 12:56 PM
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11-27-2013, 06:01 PM
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You are all so colorful
Such opinions and thoughts I can tell that a couple of you are just so hard and streetwise that I couldn't possibly be able to hang with you boys ... wow |
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11-27-2013, 08:16 PM
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No, because I'm not a sociopath. Like most people that are not I'm more concerned with the well being of other people than taking their shit by theft or scam.
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11-27-2013, 08:40 PM
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11-27-2013, 08:57 PM
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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I don't put coins in parking meters.
I'm on the lamb for doing that.
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11-27-2013, 09:01 PM
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So Fucking What
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i hear prison is fun. go for it
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11-27-2013, 09:27 PM
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Only when I am drunk.
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11-27-2013, 09:31 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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This all sounds very dangerous... and exciting! Where to signup?
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One of my favorite pass times is to do things for people, out of the fucking blue, because it feels good. You don't know what you're talking about. Some of the BEST human beings EVER that I have EVER known were "criminals" who lived "that life". Society may see you one way and you might be another way. What, because you wear a white tie and you don't have to look at all of the externalities of the way you do business, you're better than the guy who's bricked up and moving weight? Right... because the big pharma people ARE NOT pushers with the backing of our government.. is that it? People who enforce old skool ways and protect whole neighborhoods are a bad person because their actions are not legal? Grip up center yourself I'm speaking on reality here I am also not talking about being in and out of prison. I'm talking about living on the edge. |
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11-28-2013, 05:13 AM
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Anyway. I'm just talking and thinking out loud. I'll keep living as half of a square. But if I didn't have family, damn, I could have a LOT more freedom in terms of how I live my life.. and, it'd really be a something, then. That is for sure.
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11-28-2013, 08:06 AM
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Miami Vice?
Ask any police officer... Most criminals get away. I think an art or jewelry heist would be the way to go. No one really gets hurt in one of those. Whatever you do, don't let having a family slow you down. If anything they are perfect alibis or accomplices! Good luck, and remember... This message will self destruct in 5... |
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11-28-2013, 08:43 AM
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As you wish...
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When the speed limit says 65mph I usually go 70mph. I'm constantly on the run, watching in my mirrors and on the sides of the road for the California Highway Patrol. It's stressful. I don't recommend it.
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11-28-2013, 10:33 AM
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Hipster criminal?
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