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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
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Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Dark side of the moon
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Has anyone seen the shampoo?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
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One of my good friend's wife is a nurse. When she was just finishing up her schooling she had to do a rotation in an ER. One night they had a woman come in with her shampoo bottle logged in her vag. The woman told the nurse in charge that she "slipped" in the shower and fell on it. The nurse deadpanned back, "There's a lot of that going on around here."
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Confirmed User
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: L.A.
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I had a girlfriend that got a coke bottle stuck in her vagina back in high school. Back then there were no cell phones. She was lucky I was home!
I had to drill a whole in it to get it to come out.
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( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 20,007
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Yup, rinsing it out right now
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
Posts: 24,818
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Earth
Posts: 30,989
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