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Old 12-03-2013, 12:57 PM   #1
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Has anyone seen the shampoo?

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Old 12-03-2013, 01:00 PM   #2
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One of my good friend's wife is a nurse. When she was just finishing up her schooling she had to do a rotation in an ER. One night they had a woman come in with her shampoo bottle logged in her vag. The woman told the nurse in charge that she "slipped" in the shower and fell on it. The nurse deadpanned back, "There's a lot of that going on around here."
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:28 PM   #3
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I had a girlfriend that got a coke bottle stuck in her vagina back in high school. Back then there were no cell phones. She was lucky I was home!

I had to drill a whole in it to get it to come out.
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Old 12-03-2013, 01:30 PM   #4
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Old 12-03-2013, 05:08 PM   #5
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I had a girlfriend that got a coke bottle stuck in her vagina back in high school. Back then there were no cell phones. She was lucky I was home!

I had to drill a whole in it to get it to come out.
Missed video opportunity right there.
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Old 12-03-2013, 05:44 PM   #6
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I had a girlfriend that got a coke bottle stuck in her vagina back in high school. Back then there were no cell phones. She was lucky I was home!

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