Who's the damned wiseguy calling me up? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 01:48 PM

So some genius calls me today from a spoofed telephone number and is asking questions about a laptop I have for sale. I'm just barely awake crawling up off of the slab and I'm standing there trying to sound as white as possible, taking you seriously, then blam you let me know that you're a moron from GFY. Nice work, moron, but ain't it a waste of time bothering me?

Go and find a woman to take your virginity. I swear. Once you go outside a few times and experience a woman or not being inside of your home, you will be hooked. Reality is like crack. It's a wonderful thing.

You don't see me on here 24/7- do you? And I don't even have a damned life. For god sakes. I have hardly any money, I'm in kansas staying with family which makes me have a stroke, and all I really ever do is go to see a couple women or I go out trying to make little deals on shit or I drive around aimlessly for a couple of days at a time by myself

But even I would not have time to waste calling some moron from GFY bothering them
I'm flattered with your hard-on for me, but, that's enough now

L-Pink · 12-19-2013, 01:50 PM

I have a sexy voice don't I?

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I have a sexy voice don't I?

It wasn't you
The guy was too white
This guy sounded white
I'm talking about Art Carney white

Well I am awful with names but the guy who always speaks for osama
Alan Carney maybe?

You know who I mean

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 01:54 PM

https://www.google.com/search?espv=2...ey+osama&btnG=

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 01:56 PM

I swear it I am almost 99% CERTAIN that this guy called me

Seth Manson · 12-19-2013, 02:02 PM

I have a feeling this will get more entertaining over the next few days.

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I have a feeling this will get more entertaining over the next few days.

That guy is never entertaining
He just says what the president tells him to say
He would have made a great comedian but he's too serious all of the time

AaronM · 12-19-2013, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

...I drive around aimlessly for a couple of days....

Even though Kansas has revoked your drivers license?

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Even though Kansas has revoked your drivers license?

My license has never been revoked, genius

Seth Manson · 12-19-2013, 02:33 PM

Maybe he wanted to go on a blind date.

AaronM · 12-19-2013, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

My license has never been revoked, genius

Revoked, suspended...Whatever you want to call it.

Never happened huh? Then why have I seen you mention it on multiple forums?

"I am ONLY selling it because of issues with my driver's license."

http://www.hondaaccordforum.com/foru...-maroon-52789/

There was a forum where you specifically said that the state of Kansas took your license.

I'm out for a bit. Go ahead and continue to spew your lies. Maybe I'll give you the attention you're seeking later and dig up more proof...And maybe I won't. Totally depends on how bored I am later.

Peace out Adam.

Seth Manson · 12-19-2013, 02:40 PM

^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

HAHAHAHA!!

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Revoked, suspended...Whatever you want to call it.

Never happened huh? Then why have I seen you mention it on multiple forums?

"I am ONLY selling it because of issues with my driver's license."

http://www.hondaaccordforum.com/foru...-maroon-52789/

There was a forum where you specifically said that the state of Kansas took your license.

I'm out for a bit. Go ahead and continue to spew your lies. Maybe I'll give you the attention you're seeking later and dig up more proof...And maybe I won't. Totally depends on how bored I am later.

Peace out Adam.

You're proving that you have even less of a life than I currently have
I am shocked and amazed that you figured out what I was trying to do there
Yes, it has been suspended, but never revoked- and there is a BIG difference

What are you proving?

I've proven that I own the sword you continually swore I was lying about
I admitted to being that guy you found on that other forum

What am I lying about, genius? What?

Also- if I were swearing that you were lying about something and if I gave a fuck enough to be on here 24/7 saying it, I'd back it up with some money or SOMETHING.

Now you say "I'm out for a bit" in a feeble attempt to refute me saying that you live on here... fine.. be "out for a bit" ..... but actually leave your home and do something

I actually think that it is sad if someone has the time to pay some stripper to prank call someone they've seen on the internet and all of that. And rickrolling me, that was actually pretty funny, but again- who has TIME for that kinda junk??

Goodness.

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

HAHAHAHA!!

I posted it for sale without a pic. The admin said if I didn't post a pic, he'd delete my ad. So I posted the only one I had

media · 12-19-2013, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

it has been suspended, but never revoked

Apples, oranges.. same result until the issue is fixed.. good luck on it though.. I know what a bitch that is...

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by media

Apples, oranges.. same result until the issue is fixed.. good luck on it though.. I know what a bitch that is...

Thanks man
I never should have had a KS license
Never
They fucked with it all of the time I have ever had it
It has been suspended SIX TIMES over NON MOVING violations
I use to drink a lot before I was 21 and I would WALK HOME- every time I got picked up walking around, they suspended my DRIVING LICENSE .... I even says to the Judge, look it I was walking because I don't drive when I'm drinking.. the Judge said he appreciated that I was being responsible in that regard and dropped one of them- but the Capitol has all of the power

Once they suspended it for a YEAR and COULD NOT GIVE ME A REASON
The lady finally came down from the Capitol for a hearing and SHE could not explain why-she ended up CALLING THE SAME PEOPLE I HAD BEEN trying to deal with on the SAME PHONE NUMBER and they ended up just saying... okay, it is valid now

lagcam · 12-19-2013, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale?

HAHAHAHA!!

My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so

MrMaxwell · 12-19-2013, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so

That's actually a really good idea and I've done it a few times with automobiles on ebay
Take a picture of a car some fool is selling, ebay it, buy it if it sells

lol

Fuck I hate ebay though
God damn them

AaronM · 12-19-2013, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

My guess is it was the only time he could take the picture without the car's owner chasing him down the street with a baseball bat, although it's a pretty efficient business model to flip something before you have actually acquired it yourself so

Hey man...Let's not jump to conclusions here.

MrMaxwell, the next time you need a photo of your car, hit me up.

X_X_ROB_X_X · 12-19-2013, 09:33 PM

AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.

Seth Manson · 12-19-2013, 09:34 PM

LOL I fucking knew this was going to get more entertaining!

Does those plates say WTF?

whOaKemosabe · 12-19-2013, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X

AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.

AaronM · 12-19-2013, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X

AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another.

Hey man....We're keeping you entertained.

You're welcome.

Cheers

MrMaxwell · 12-20-2013, 01:50 AM

If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

Seth Manson · 12-20-2013, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

Are you threatening AaronM?

JFK · 12-20-2013, 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

MrMaxwell · 12-20-2013, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

Are you threatening AaronM?

No
I am not threatening AaronM
AaronM is threatening me- and- it will not be forgotten.

I do hope that it was worth it to him

Mediamix · 12-20-2013, 02:26 PM

Holy fuck.. I watched this entertaining show from a distance, but I have to give some credits to AaronM... That guy is a genius.

AaronM · 12-20-2013, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

...AaronM is threatening me...

Yet another lie from you.

Why in the hell would I threaten some dumb fuck like you? To be completely honest, I'm starting to feel bad about entertaining myself at the expense of an obvious retard. When we entered into this "battle of the whits" I was not aware that you were unarmed.

AaronM · 12-20-2013, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

..."battle of the whits" ...

LOL

I always love the irony of somebody basically calling another person stupid while spelling something wrong. Damn typos....

Anyway, if you can't laugh at yourself then you have no business laughing at others.

livexxx · 12-20-2013, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

"battle of the whits"

My Pappy told me never fair to fight an unarmed man.

Penny24Seven · 12-20-2013, 06:23 PM

HOLY FUCK here we go again with you saying. Here is a picture to show proof I have it. Picture taken at 2am with the moon behind the clouds LOL. I think I see part of a tire. Great fucking picture. You would make tons of cash selling stuff for a living. You are better off taking a picture of a dead cat then using that picture HAHA

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Yet another lie from you.

Why in the hell would I threaten some dumb fuck like you? To be completely honest, I'm starting to feel bad about entertaining myself at the expense of an obvious retard. When we entered into this "battle of the whits" I was not aware that you were unarmed.

You've been searching me down and posting anything you can find that you think makes me look bad.. You've been calling me... etc. That's not a threat? Too bad, too late. I take it as one. Too late to backpedal, now, sparky.

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

You've been searching me down and posting anything you can find that you think makes me look bad.. You've been calling me... etc. That's not a threat? Too bad, too late. I take it as one. Too late to backpedal, now, sparky.

I've been calling you huh? More lies.

mineistaken · 12-22-2013, 10:35 AM

So did the person who called you have the balls to admit who he was? Or was he pussy hiding behind the phone?

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 10:43 AM

It was AaronM
I'm pretty sure he is the one who had the stripper call me up trying to date me
I told the bitch she better come and pay the kid
That's what I said

Hahaha

And Aaron .... You, you should never have threatened me or searched me down. It's not okay with me and and you can't go back. I don't threaten anyone on here, now do I?

L-Pink · 12-22-2013, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Hey man...Let's not jump to conclusions here.

MrMaxwell, the next time you need a photo of your car, hit me up.

parking in the front yard!

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

It was AaronM
I'm pretty sure he is the one who had the stripper call me up trying to date me
I told the bitch she better come and pay the kid
That's what I said

Hahaha

And Aaron .... You, you should never have threatened me or searched me down. It's not okay with me and and you can't go back. I don't threaten anyone on here, now do I?

Once again, I never called you and the "stripper" you had the full on conversation with was a pre-recorded thing.

I never threatened you, and I don't give a flying fuck about your implied badassness. You're a tool with zero resources and I think it's pretty clear that I'm holding all the cards here.

I'm done responding to your attention whore threads. This is my game son, not yours.

Seth Manson · 12-22-2013, 05:55 PM

Anyone have time for phonesex?

whOaKemosabe · 12-22-2013, 06:08 PM

can i get the hookers #

Seth Manson · 12-22-2013, 08:28 PM

MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Once again, I never called you and the "stripper" you had the full on conversation with was a pre-recorded thing.

I never threatened you, and I don't give a flying fuck about your implied badassness. You're a tool with zero resources and I think it's pretty clear that I'm holding all the cards here.

I'm done responding to your attention whore threads. This is my game son, not yours.

Now I get these prerecorded (actual prerecorded now) calls
Your prank calls are terrible
My grandmother can (and has done) better

Fail Tard

And like I said
You cannot take back making me mad
It was a BAD decision, lowlife

Also if you prank call- please at least be entertaining
Failtard
Peckerwood
Whitebread

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Now I get these prerecorded (actual prerecorded now) calls
Your prank calls are terrible
My grandmother can (and has done) better

Fail Tard

And like I said
You cannot take back making me mad
It was a BAD decision, lowlife

Also if you prank call- please at least be entertaining
Failtard
Peckerwood
Whitebread

Hey retard, notice the post about yours?

And once again...Like I give a fuck about making you mad? LOL

There's nothing I want to take back. In fact, we're just getting started.

Cheers.

Seth Manson · 12-22-2013, 08:38 PM

I dont know which is funnier.

Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.

L-Pink · 12-22-2013, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I dont know which is funnier.

Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.

I know. Is it your turn to call him or mine?

.

mineistaken · 12-22-2013, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

Op handled himself calm and well

Haters gonna hate

AaronM · 12-22-2013, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I dont know which is funnier.

Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.

You're a dick...But it's funny as fuck.

Feel free to keep up the good work.

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I know. Is it your turn to call him or mine?

.

If YOU call me that'd MAKE MY day you FUCK
I know you can at least be entertaining
unlike these amateurs

whOaKemosabe · 12-22-2013, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638

MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336

MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873

MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet:
http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

MrMaxwell · 12-22-2013, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

You're a dick...But it's funny as fuck.

Feel free to keep up the good work.

You don't know nothing
you owe me $8000 as it is and if you think I won't collect you fucking try me, bitch
a point a month on top and keep pushing so it'll be more
peckerwood fuck

try me

12-19-2013, 01:48 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Who's the damned wiseguy calling me up? So some genius calls me today from a spoofed telephone number and is asking questions about a laptop I have for sale. I'm just barely awake crawling up off of the slab and I'm standing there trying to sound as white as possible, taking you seriously, then blam you let me know that you're a moron from GFY. Nice work, moron, but ain't it a waste of time bothering me? Go and find a woman to take your virginity. I swear. Once you go outside a few times and experience a woman or not being inside of your home, you will be hooked. Reality is like crack. It's a wonderful thing. You don't see me on here 24/7- do you? And I don't even have a damned life. For god sakes. I have hardly any money, I'm in kansas staying with family which makes me have a stroke, and all I really ever do is go to see a couple women or I go out trying to make little deals on shit or I drive around aimlessly for a couple of days at a time by myself But even I would not have time to waste calling some moron from GFY bothering them I'm flattered with your hard-on for me, but, that's enough now

12-19-2013, 02:02 PM	#6
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	I have a feeling this will get more entertaining over the next few days. __________________

12-19-2013, 09:33 PM	#20
X_X_ROB_X_X ( ◣_◢ ) Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 509	AaronM and MrMaxell at it again. You two just need to get together and get your gay on or something. It's plainly obvious that you both have hard-ons for one another. __________________ My CashCrate Referrals Netting Me $1200 Monthly On Auto-Pilot

12-20-2013, 02:26 PM	#28
Mediamix Dutch Webmaster! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Netherlands Posts: 3,228	Holy fuck.. I watched this entertaining show from a distance, but I have to give some credits to AaronM... That guy is a genius. __________________ Sig too big

12-20-2013, 06:23 PM	#32
Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	HOLY FUCK here we go again with you saying. Here is a picture to show proof I have it. Picture taken at 2am with the moon behind the clouds LOL. I think I see part of a tire. Great fucking picture. You would make tons of cash selling stuff for a living. You are better off taking a picture of a dead cat then using that picture HAHA __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

12-19-2013, 01:50 PM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I have a sexy voice don't I?

12-19-2013, 01:54 PM	#4
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	https://www.google.com/search?espv=2...ey+osama&btnG=

12-19-2013, 01:56 PM	#5
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I swear it I am almost 99% CERTAIN that this guy called me

12-19-2013, 02:33 PM	#10
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	Maybe he wanted to go on a blind date.

12-19-2013, 02:40 PM	#12
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	^^^ OMFG who the fuck posts pics of a car at night for sale? HAHAHAHA!!

12-19-2013, 09:34 PM	#21
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	LOL I fucking knew this was going to get more entertaining! Does those plates say WTF?

12-20-2013, 01:50 AM	#24
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	If you clowns are entertained with this nonsense I'd be intrigued by your potential response to a pop top can

12-22-2013, 10:35 AM	#35
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	So did the person who called you have the balls to admit who he was? Or was he pussy hiding behind the phone?

12-22-2013, 10:43 AM	#36
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	It was AaronM I'm pretty sure he is the one who had the stripper call me up trying to date me I told the bitch she better come and pay the kid That's what I said Hahaha And Aaron .... You, you should never have threatened me or searched me down. It's not okay with me and and you can't go back. I don't threaten anyone on here, now do I?

12-22-2013, 05:55 PM	#39
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	Anyone have time for phonesex?

12-22-2013, 06:08 PM	#40
whOaKemosabe So Fucking Stoned... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,968	can i get the hookers #

12-22-2013, 08:28 PM	#41
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	MrMaxwell talks to his girlfriend: http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028706638 MrMaxwell renews his porn subscription: http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028707336 MrMaxwell wont go over his girlfriend's house: http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028727873 MrMaxwell gets banned from chinese buffet: http://www.prankdial.com/listen/1028729072

12-22-2013, 08:38 PM	#44
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	I dont know which is funnier. Pissing off MrMaxwell... or watching him take it out on the wrong person.