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Badmaash · 01-07-2014, 06:17 AM

Hi

So obviously money men get a mistress, but how is the arrangement made?

Man: I am a millionaire and married
Woman: okay I will be your mistress
Man: I will pay your phone bill every month for unlimited sex
Woman: ok

How does it happen?

Thanks

B

Best-In-BC · 01-07-2014, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Hi

So obviously money men get a mistress, but how is the arrangement made?

Man: I am a millionaire and married
Woman: okay I will be your mistress
Man: I will pay your phone bill every month for unlimited sex
Woman: ok

How does it happen?

Thanks

B

About right

AllAboutCams · 01-07-2014, 06:54 AM

We can only dream

slapass · 01-07-2014, 07:01 AM

She offers sex then mentions a rent issue. You then offer to help.

pinkz · 01-07-2014, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badmaash

Hi

So obviously money men get a mistress, but how is the arrangement made?

Man: I am a millionaire and married
Woman: okay I will be your mistress
Man: I will pay your phone bill every month for unlimited sex
Woman: ok

How does it happen?

Thanks

B

Fuck you must be one naive person to ask such a question!

Badmaash · 01-07-2014, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkz

Fuck you must be one naive person to ask such a question!

Niave?

We aint all programmed to have a scheming mind!

pinkz · 01-07-2014, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Niave?

We aint all programmed to have a scheming mind!

no scheming required

pornmasta · 01-07-2014, 07:57 AM

- oh my god, we are made for each other's

- yes... yes but your wife.

- oh yes, you are right, i need to wait to divorce, you know, the children and so on.

- i understand...

- let's fuck

- yeah, right

rinse and repeat.

Rochard · 01-07-2014, 08:10 AM

Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.

slapass · 01-07-2014, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.

Been there??? hahaha

Spunky · 01-07-2014, 08:16 AM

Craigslist has plenty

ravenman · 01-07-2014, 08:18 AM

show off your wallet

Badmaash · 01-07-2014, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.

Makes sense, find a run away, young teen mom etc

She would do anything to get away from working on the till.....

mineistaken · 01-07-2014, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Niave?

We aint all programmed to have a scheming mind!

Did you smoke out all your brains?
When man is rich he gets opportunities to hook up with strange women almost every day. They are "hunting" men like that.

Badmaash · 01-07-2014, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Did you smoke out all your brains?
When man is rich he gets opportunities to hook up with strange women almost every day. They are "hunting" men like that.

Yeah but how would a woman know if a man is rich or not?

jmcb420 · 01-07-2014, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.

Sounds about right.

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Craigslist has plenty

Yes, but the sudden appearance of a gallon of penicillin next to the milk in the fridge is probably going to alert the wife that something's amiss.

Choopa_Pardo · 01-07-2014, 09:56 AM

be rich
be handsome

mineistaken · 01-07-2014, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Yeah but how would a woman know if a man is rich or not?

Even average worth men get opportunities to cheat on the wives all the time. Women are looking for men all the time. Everywhere, parties, gatherings, work places etc etc.
Its too easy. And if you are rich its even easier to keep your mistress for long. Although not all of them are in for the money. So even if you are not rich it is still easy. Unless you are ugly or have bad personality traits.

Rochard · 01-07-2014, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Been there??? hahaha

Once or twice or...

For married men the key is making sure you handle all the finances and having an account at a bank the that no one else knows about.

winter_ · 01-07-2014, 01:44 PM

you should get with any mistress rather successfully when you break up however i suppose you will just tell her to go fuck herself. i am pretty sure that must be a coping mechanism, a coping mechanism for being a cock of a boyfriend.

seeandsee · 01-07-2014, 01:46 PM

you have money, you will find mistress

DWB · 01-07-2014, 01:58 PM

It's pretty common over here in Asia. You find a girl you like and just be straight with them. MANY girls are not looking for full time guys and just want to find a guy or two to take care of them, in return, they take care of the guy/s.

Money makes the world go 'round.

livexxx · 01-07-2014, 02:30 PM

The tricky part is getting rid of them.

Buff · 01-07-2014, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

The tricky part is getting rid of them.

Not if you're a Kennedy.

L-Pink · 01-07-2014, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Buff

Not if you're a Kennedy.

Remember the shit this National Lampoon ad created?

.

kane · 01-07-2014, 05:38 PM

When I was in high school there was a kid who found out his dad had a whole separate family on the side.

He was married had three kids with one woman and in the next town over he had another woman that he had two kids with. He split time between them and told them both he was working a lot of overtime. I'm not sure how he pulled it off, but for 15 years they didn't find out about each other until the guy died in a car accident.

The kid and both families were pretty upset to find out all these years this guy was living a double life.

VIXEN ESCORTS · 01-07-2014, 06:12 PM

These things often happen when booking a regular escort, a bond develops usually the guy gets a bit possesive, he's usually quite wealthy, wants to keep the girl to himself, offers her this, that and the other. She plays along for a bit, gets bored, ends badly. Needs to be a Mistress arrangement right from the start.

anthonyb5615 · 01-07-2014, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Find a hot nineteen or twenty year old hottie that decided not to go to college who has a crappy job working at Best Buy who can't afford to make ends meet.... Then start helping out.... The more she puts out, the more you help out. She stops putting out, you stop helping out.

First I need a million in the bank. I guess i can only dream?

MaDalton · 01-07-2014, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by anthonyb5615

First I need a million in the bank. I guess i can only dream?

just move to Hungary...

Lichen · 01-07-2014, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

just move to Hungary...

what's in Hungary?

Antonio · 01-07-2014, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

what's in Hungary?

Mistresses, what else?

SlammedMedia · 01-07-2014, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Niave?

We aint all programmed to have a scheming mind!

it's more like common sense

SlammedMedia · 01-07-2014, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

The tricky part is getting rid of them.

That's just about any woman.

scubadiver626 · 01-07-2014, 10:50 PM

It's not worth the mental stress or guilt if happily married. My mistress atm is porn!

Naughty · 01-08-2014, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

When I was in high school there was a kid who found out his dad had a whole separate family on the side.

He was married had three kids with one woman and in the next town over he had another woman that he had two kids with. He split time between them and told them both he was working a lot of overtime. I'm not sure how he pulled it off, but for 15 years they didn't find out about each other until the guy died in a car accident.

The kid and both families were pretty upset to find out all these years this guy was living a double life.

guys like that always intrigued me

slapass · 01-08-2014, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Yeah but how would a woman know if a man is rich or not?

Zip code seems to work pretty well.

CurrentlySober · 01-08-2014, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Badmaash

Me: I like poo...
Woman: ermmmm..............
Me: I have lots of money!
Woman: i like poo too

FTFY...

Paul&John · 01-08-2014, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

what's in Hungary?

1milion HUF (hungarian forints) = 4518USD

so you can be a millionaire there easily

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