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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Jan 2013
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Oh, come on... ANOTHER MUMMY movie??
oh, please, of all the horror movies, the basic premise of "The Mummy" is a joke.
Dracula can bite you and you become a vampire, Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength, The Werewolf can bite you and you become a Werewolf, But the Mummy?? Please... He walks really slow with his hands stretched out and... and... and... SCARES YOU!! What can an old Mummy do to anybody?? So Hollywood is re booting this piece of shit classic YET AGAIN. CAN'T THEY SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SOMETHING NEW BEFORE WE DIE? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR? |
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Confirmed User
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Confirmed Asshole
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
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The movie will be funded by the Koch brothers and depict their version of Obamacare
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Join Date: May 2014
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Mummy, Milf , haw?
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Please dont fuck animals
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Henderson, NV
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The Mummy was the original zombie movie.
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