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Old 05-15-2014, 02:23 AM   #1
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Oh, come on... ANOTHER MUMMY movie??

oh, please, of all the horror movies, the basic premise of "The Mummy" is a joke.

Dracula can bite you and you become a vampire,

Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength,

The Werewolf can bite you and you become a Werewolf,

But the Mummy?? Please... He walks really slow with his hands stretched out and... and... and... SCARES YOU!! What can an old Mummy do to anybody??

So Hollywood is re booting this piece of shit classic YET AGAIN.

CAN'T THEY SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SOMETHING NEW BEFORE WE DIE? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:26 AM   #2
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:42 AM   #3
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Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength,
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:15 AM   #4
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The movie will be funded by the Koch brothers and depict their version of Obamacare
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:35 AM   #5
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oh, please, of all the horror movies, the basic premise of "The Mummy" is a joke.

Dracula can bite you and you become a vampire,

Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength,

The Werewolf can bite you and you become a Werewolf,

But the Mummy?? Please... He walks really slow with his hands stretched out and... and... and... SCARES YOU!! What can an old Mummy do to anybody??

So Hollywood is re booting this piece of shit classic YET AGAIN.

CAN'T THEY SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SOMETHING NEW BEFORE WE DIE? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
Hollywood is run by accountants. They do not understand your question.
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:41 AM   #6
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Mummy, Milf , haw?
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:59 AM   #7
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The Mummy was the original zombie movie.
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