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L-Pink · 01-09-2014, 02:51 PM

So I'v been sick as shit for the last 10 days, finally starting to feel better. My neighbor stops by asks if I'm still alive do I need anything while he's at the store. I say thanks, give him $100. Thirty minutes later he's back ? with a $75 dollar bottle of cognac and a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Not bad actually, lol.

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keysync · 01-09-2014, 02:55 PM

Something to eat and something to drink?

jmcb420 · 01-09-2014, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

So I'v been sick as shit for the last 10 days, finally starting to feel better. My neighbor stops by asks if I'm still alive do I need anything while he's at the store. I say thanks, give him $100. Thirty minutes later he's back ? with a $75 dollar bottle of cognac and a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Not bad actually, lol.
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I'd give it a shot but I don't think I could find much to complain about either. Pretty cool neighbor. They're hard to find. Get better.

The Porn Nerd · 01-09-2014, 02:57 PM

So L-Pink is really Frank Sinatra handing out $100 dollar bills? Nice!
Drink up Ol' Blew Eyes. :D

(Feel better.)

PS: Who said there was no money in porn?

mikesouth · 01-09-2014, 03:18 PM

LOL Thats just covered in awesome sauce

dyna mo · 01-09-2014, 03:20 PM

what the fl redneck get you from kfc? just grubbed down a 2 pc boneless meal here. it was a tad overcooked.

VikingMan · 01-09-2014, 03:23 PM

Your neighbor is a redneck but brings you Hennessy and fried chicken????? Is his name Clayton Bigsby by any chance?????

L-Pink · 01-09-2014, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

what the fl redneck get you from kfc? just grubbed down a 2 pc boneless meal here. it was a tad overcooked.

About 30 crispy chicken tenders, 2 orders of mashed potatoes and extra gravy.

The cognac is damn good, the chicken I warmed a small amount up in the oven and it's also damn good. lol I think the fucker is onto something.

dyna mo · 01-09-2014, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

About 30 crispy chicken tenders, 2 orders of mashed potatoes and extra gravy.

The cognac is damn good, the chicken I warmed a small amount up in the oven and it's also damn good. lol I think the fucker is onto something.

It actually sounds very much like something my grandma would prescribe, although it would be her own fried chicken (which was killer) and some very cheap brandy, which she enjoyed up till she passed.

I'm currently restoring a bunch of old famiy pictures and putting some in a multi-frame for my Mom's upcoming birthday-

Here's one of Grandma and my Mom

Elli · 01-09-2014, 04:20 PM

Looks like not a bad sick day

SilentKnight · 01-09-2014, 04:28 PM

Your neighbour is a wise man.

Get better LP.

izombie · 01-09-2014, 04:30 PM

Hey I live in the Florida panhandle and I'd call that a good neighbor! Though I would have preferred a bottle of crown.

MaDalton · 01-09-2014, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

So I'v been sick as shit for the last 10 days, finally starting to feel better. My neighbor stops by asks if I'm still alive do I need anything while he's at the store. I say thanks, give him $100. Thirty minutes later he's back ? with a $75 dollar bottle of cognac and a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Not bad actually, lol.

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i didnt know you're a brother...

mineistaken · 01-09-2014, 06:08 PM

Strange situation - he asked did you need anything, you said yes, gave him 100$ and did not say WHAT you needed?

L-Pink · 01-09-2014, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Strange situation - he asked did you need anything, you said yes, gave him 100$ and did not say WHAT you needed?

Not strange at all. His g/f has been keeping me alive with periodic drop offs of chicken soup, bottles of orange juice, platters of pre-made fruit from the supermarket, crap like that. I just assumed he wanted to know if I wanted more.

mineistaken · 01-09-2014, 06:54 PM

On the funny note, I am wondering how would a situation turn out if thread title would have been "Fucking Florida black neighbors"

L-Pink · 01-09-2014, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

On the funny note, I am wondering how would a situation turn out if thread title would have been "Fucking Florida black neighbors"

Hahaha …..

He's a heavily tatted biker, master's in engineering, makes big bucks working in the port of Tampa, never quite sure what he's going to do or say to anyone. His g/f is a hippy type predictable in everything she does. Great couple.

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VikingMan · 01-09-2014, 07:04 PM

Real Florida rednecks keep gators as pets. True story

jmcb420 · 01-09-2014, 07:09 PM

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Real Florida rednecks keep gators as pets. True story

I'm in Ohio and one of my friends has an alligator, and it's not small... I like aquarium animals but it's also way beyond the average available aquarium.

He's not a redneck. He's fucking crazy.

brassmonkey · 01-09-2014, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i didnt know you're a brother...

the mayo is behind the bag

freecartoonporn · 01-09-2014, 07:27 PM

Pretty cool neighbor.

Captain Kawaii · 01-09-2014, 08:11 PM

Get better soon, L. Almost makes me nostalgic for palma ceia...
Fuck, it does make me nostalgic. Thats a good neighbor.

ilnjscb · 01-09-2014, 08:13 PM

You'll be right as rain in no time. His purchase is less about feeding you and more about restoring your will to live.

mineistaken · 01-09-2014, 08:46 PM

Do you have good Cuban rum in Florida? I mean better/wider choice compared to "regular" states?

WDF · 01-09-2014, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

About 30 crispy chicken tenders, 2 orders of mashed potatoes and extra gravy.

The cognac is damn good, the chicken I warmed a small amount up in the oven and it's also damn good. lol I think the fucker is onto something.

New Twist on a very old set of home remedies for generations. Did you slightly warm the cognac?

I like your neighbor, he is a wise man!

ErectMedia · 01-09-2014, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Not strange at all. His g/f has been keeping me alive with periodic drop offs of chicken soup, bottles of orange juice, platters of pre-made fruit from the supermarket, crap like that. I just assumed he wanted to know if I wanted more.

not a bad deal, I'd fake sick occasionally

John-ACWM · 01-10-2014, 01:57 AM

Hmm, that bottle

cool neighbor too.

sandman! · 01-10-2014, 02:00 AM

great neighbor

lucas131 · 01-10-2014, 02:07 AM

did you drink it with him? i bet he wanted to ...

get well mr pink!

CIVMatt · 01-10-2014, 07:09 AM

Sounds about right.

spazlabz · 01-10-2014, 07:22 AM

doesn't sound like a neighbor at all....more like a couple of very good friends even if you did meet them by moving to the same area it's obvious they are good people. And they sound like a very interesting couple

sperbonzo · 01-10-2014, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

You'll be right as rain in no time. His purchase is less about feeding you and more about restoring your will to live.

BINGO!

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Spunky · 01-10-2014, 08:08 AM

Antonio · 01-10-2014, 08:17 AM

I would've prescribed chicken soup and Glühwein, but that's not bad at all

mineistaken · 01-10-2014, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

doesn't sound like a neighbor at all....more like a couple of very good friends

Why not? It would be not a problem for me to buy stuff for my neighbor (on his dime) if he was sick and could not do that himself. It would make me just good neighbor.

dyna mo · 01-10-2014, 08:28 AM

<-----looking forward to some warmed-up kfc for breakfast later!

brassmonkey · 01-10-2014, 08:52 AM

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<-----looking forward to some warmed-up kfc for breakfast later!

hell yeah! im havin popeyes and cornbread

spazlabz · 01-10-2014, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Why not? It would be not a problem for me to buy stuff for my neighbor (on his dime) if he was sick and could not do that himself. It would make me just good neighbor.

yeah that is the actions of a very cool neighbor, but the wife has been bringing a lot of stuff over for L Pink what seems like an extended period of time. Kind of above and beyond the normal "good neighbor" type behavior. Either way he's lucky to know them

dyna mo · 01-10-2014, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

hell yeah! im havin popeyes and cornbread

if there were a popeye's near here I would prolly be on a first name basis with everyone there. I like them more than kfc for not only their chicken, but their fucking biscuits man! dang good.

_Richard_ · 01-10-2014, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Not bad actually, lol.

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brassmonkey · 01-10-2014, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

if there were a popeye's near here I would prolly be on a first name basis with everyone there. I like them more than kfc for not only their chicken, but their fucking biscuits man! dang good.

tha beans and rice luv that shit. taking sum to the park in a bit

izombie · 01-10-2014, 11:34 AM

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if there were a popeye's near here I would prolly be on a first name basis with everyone there. I like them more than kfc for not only their chicken, but their fucking biscuits man! dang good.

Popeye's chicken is awesome I haven't had it in a while, even better is Bojangles their fried chicken and biscuits are heaven on earth.

WDF · 01-10-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

hell yeah! im havin popeyes and cornbread

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

if there were a popeye's near here I would prolly be on a first name basis with everyone there. I like them more than kfc for not only their chicken, but their fucking biscuits man! dang good.

The Cajun Shrimp isn't bad either!

dyna mo · 01-10-2014, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

tha beans and rice luv that shit. taking sum to the park in a bit

man, I had completely forgotten how good their beans & rice is, might have to make special trip to a popeye's this weekend!

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Originally Posted by izombie

Popeye's chicken is awesome I haven't had it in a while, even better is Bojangles their fried chicken and biscuits are heaven on earth.

dang, that's saying something, I've not come across a bojangles, I'll have to see if they are in socal and give em a whirl if so

izombie · 01-11-2014, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

man, I had completely forgotten how good their beans & rice is, might have to make special trip to a popeye's this weekend!

dang, that's saying something, I've not come across a bojangles, I'll have to see if they are in socal and give em a whirl if so

They are only here in the south I think, and there are none near where I live. But I hit one in Orlando last April when I was there for Florida Drupal Camp, their beans and rice is a lot better than popeyes and they also serve breakfast all day long.

jmcb420 · 01-11-2014, 01:34 AM

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the mayo is behind the bag

Because you said that I gave chicken and mayo a shot tonight.

Being stoned helped a bit.

I'll be fucked if you weren't right on.

Just wanted to thank you.

Get well, L.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Fucking Florida Rednecks ?.. So I'v been sick as shit for the last 10 days, finally starting to feel better. My neighbor stops by asks if I'm still alive do I need anything while he's at the store. I say thanks, give him $100. Thirty minutes later he's back ? with a $75 dollar bottle of cognac and a bag of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Not bad actually, lol. .

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Looks like not a bad sick day __________________ email: [email protected]

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,181	what the fl redneck get you from kfc? just grubbed down a 2 pc boneless meal here. it was a tad overcooked.

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,528	Your neighbor is a redneck but brings you Hennessy and fried chicken????? Is his name Clayton Bigsby by any chance?????

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SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Your neighbour is a wise man. Get better LP.

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izombie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida Posts: 346	Hey I live in the Florida panhandle and I'd call that a good neighbor! Though I would have preferred a bottle of crown.

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Strange situation - he asked did you need anything, you said yes, gave him 100$ and did not say WHAT you needed?

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	On the funny note, I am wondering how would a situation turn out if thread title would have been "Fucking Florida black neighbors"

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,528	Real Florida rednecks keep gators as pets. True story

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Captain Kawaii So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 6,748	Get better soon, L. Almost makes me nostalgic for palma ceia... Fuck, it does make me nostalgic. Thats a good neighbor.

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,869	You'll be right as rain in no time. His purchase is less about feeding you and more about restoring your will to live.

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mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Do you have good Cuban rum in Florida? I mean better/wider choice compared to "regular" states?

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spazlabz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,548	doesn't sound like a neighbor at all....more like a couple of very good friends even if you did meet them by moving to the same area it's obvious they are good people. And they sound like a very interesting couple

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,181	<-----looking forward to some warmed-up kfc for breakfast later!