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02-08-2014, 06:38 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Lift...
The pic threads are boring - Lets have some good old 'Jokes'...
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02-08-2014, 06:44 PM
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02-08-2014, 06:46 PM
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"hi, I'm jockohomo"
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02-08-2014, 06:48 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-08-2014, 06:56 PM
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However you would describe the sound of a dog peeing.
You don't want to hear that. Been there. |
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02-08-2014, 06:56 PM
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working on my tan
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"Don't worry, if we get stuck we can drink my urine"
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02-08-2014, 07:06 PM
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While it's not funny, I don't want to hear "hold the elevator!" when I'm in the elevator.
Catch the other one(s). |
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02-08-2014, 07:10 PM
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and I don't want to hear your cell phone convo re: what color sweater you should wear on Friday.
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02-08-2014, 07:16 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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02-08-2014, 07:27 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Somebodies stomach rumbeling and a huge fart
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02-08-2014, 07:35 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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"Hi, I'm CurrentlySober - I'm heading to the lobby to see why the water isn't turned on in my room"...
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02-08-2014, 07:45 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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After 2 hours - Hi, I'm BadDog - Would like to try my beer collection?..
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02-08-2014, 07:55 PM
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So Fucking Stoned...
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02-08-2014, 08:21 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-08-2014, 08:30 PM
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02-08-2014, 08:44 PM
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I spent over 7 years working on elevators. Use to ride on the top of them at full speed, that's a little scary!!
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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02-08-2014, 08:46 PM
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02-08-2014, 08:52 PM
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Raise Your Weapon
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I don't want to hear these things in a lift:
1. Barry Manilow 2. The fire alarm 3. The fire alarm and Barry Manilow |
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02-08-2014, 09:00 PM
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Are you sure Otis have a Barry Manilow licence?.. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE..... |
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02-08-2014, 09:39 PM
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02-08-2014, 10:04 PM
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Me getting on with you and asking "So, how accurate do you think the weight capacity is?"
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02-08-2014, 10:54 PM
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Like just talking freaked people out. But next time you get on one, just face towards the back of the elevator, that freaks people out
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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02-08-2014, 11:31 PM
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So Fucking Stoned...
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02-09-2014, 01:38 AM
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So Fucking What
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02-09-2014, 01:57 AM
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that bean burrito isn't sitting well.........<faaaaaaarrrrtttttt!>
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02-09-2014, 03:08 AM
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So Fucking What?
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 ... whatever he is saying
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02-09-2014, 04:27 AM
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So fucking bland
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02-09-2014, 06:03 AM
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02-09-2014, 06:55 AM
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Interesting Fact:
The only known occurrence of an elevator car free falling due to a cable snapping (i.e. not fire or structural collapse), was in 1945. A Bomber crashed into the Empire State Building, severing the cables of two elevators. One of the cars on the 75th floor had a single woman on it, but she survived the falling lift due to the 1000 feet of coiled cable that formed below, creating a beautiful metal cushion. |
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02-09-2014, 08:40 AM
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One time we were at a show and a bunch of us got into an elevator together and our photographer asks "So, Richard, how is that rash"?
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