A map of the weirdest sex laws in the United States

[LA Crew]

[Feng-PD]

Nice one, crazy laws hahaha

[ludballs]

Ridiculous! Why am I not surprised?!

[smashits]

You have done quite a research on this topic.

[seeandsee]

who made such shit laws anyway?

[Harmon]

Originally Posted by smashits

You have done quite a research on this topic.

Yes. I am sure he made the infographic.

[John-ACWM]

Well, thanks for the laughs!

[F-U-Jimmy]

Seems like you can do anything you like in Maine then ?

[ManicaMark]

How bizarre.

[TonyJ]

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy

Seems like you can do anything you like in Maine then ?

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

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[mineistaken]

Who did create those? I mean how did they invent 6 vibrator rule in Texas for example?

[rickstercreative]

I have 7 dildos.... Thank god I live in Chicago or I could possibly be in a Dallas jail getting the real thing from a guy named Butch

[HTMwrestling]

No matter where you are and what you are doing in the United States, you are probably doing something considered illegal. Great for prosecutors and authorities looking to slap more charges on people for the most random of shit.

[FriXion]

This may get worse before it gets better, robotics and haptics are a advancing agressively. Is there any steam left to fuel new moral outrage to legislate robot-augmented webcam models to fall under prostitution law?

[j3rkules]

Originally Posted by HTMwrestling

No matter where you are and what you are doing in the United States, you are probably doing something considered illegal. Great for prosecutors and authorities looking to slap more charges on people for the most random of shit.

Good point

[milan-clickpapa]

i have to move from texas asap:'((((

[DVTimes]

i suspect most of those laws were done years ago.

though the dildo laws seem odd.

the uk has strage old laws too.

http://www.britainexplorer.com/curio...tish-laws.html

1. MP?s are not allowed to wear armour in parliament.

It turns out that this a true. The 1313 Statute [Coming armed to Parliament]: The Act forbids the wearing of armour by members of Parliament when attending in the House and has never been repealed.

2. It is still an offence to beat or shake any carpet rug or mat in any street in the Metropolitan Police District, although you are allowed to shake a doormat before 8am.

Strangely, this law actually turned out to be true under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839, section 60 and for other districts; Town Police Clauses Act 1847, section 28. The following five laws were also initiated by the same section 28 and are still in force.

3. It is illegal to keep a pigsty in front of your house (Unless duly hidden).

4. It is illegal to erect a washing line across any street.

5. It is illegal to sing any profane or obscene song or ballad in any street.

6. It is illegal to wilfully and wantonly disturb people by ringing their doorbells or knocking at their doors - Even if it has a cute name like Ding Dong Ditch, Knock Knocky or Ring and Run.


7.

It is illegal to order or permit any servant to stand on the sill of any window to clean or paint it.

8.
It is an offence for the keeper of a place of public resort to permit drunkenness in the house. Further, under the Licensing Act 2003, section 140, it is an offence to allow disorderly conduct and under section 141 it is an offence to sell alcohol to an intoxicated person. (LCSLPR*)

However, urban myth often describes this law as: It is illegal to be drunk in a public house. No ... you're allowed to get drunk it's actually the pub owner who is liable to get into trouble. Well that's a relief.




Strange British laws - Drunkeness in a Public House


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The Easter Act 1928 provides that, in the United Kingdom, the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man, Easter Day shall be a fixed day in each year, viz. the first Sunday after the second Saturday in April. The Act has been on the statute book for 62 years but has never been brought into force. (LCSLPR*).


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Under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 no person (other than persons acting in obedience to lawful authority) is to discharge any cannon or other firearm of greater calibre than a common fowling-piece within 300 yards of any dwelling house to the annoyance of any inhabitant thereof. Maximum penalty: £200 fine. (LCSLPR*)

11. An employer cannot give a (subjective) bad reference as this may constitute libel. They can choose not to give one at all or be non committal, but they can't give a bad one.

This is largely true but more complicated than the legal shorthand that often gets quoted. An employer can provide whatever reference they like but should not say anything that is negative that they would not be prepared to defend in court-of-law as the recipient of the reference has the right to sue for defamation of character or plain libel. As the libel laws of Britain are quite strict, employers often opt for the simple don't say anything bad approach.


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The Metropolitan Streets Act 1867 prohibits the driving or conducting of any cattle through any street between the hours of 10.00 in the morning and 7.00 in the evening (except with the permission of the Commissioner of Police). The maximum penalty is a £200 fine for each head of cattle. (LCSLPR*)

13. It is illegal to eat Mute Swan unless you're the Queen of Great Britain. The Queen and two livery companies (Vitners and Dryers) own all the Mute Swans in England and only the Queen and her invited diners may actually eat them as can guests of St. John's College Cambridge.

This is strictly speaking true but much more complicated than it seems and has a great deal to do with which swans are marked and which are unmarked. In particular, the Mute Swan is officially a protected species and therefore nobody is legally allowed to kill them for the purpose of eating them. Mute swans are protected under the wildlife and countryside act of 1981. Anyone found guilty of killing them faces a £5,000 fine or up to six months in prison. We're not sure if this law applies to the ruling monarch of the United Kingdom.


14. It is illegal to use a television in Britain without a license.

The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) is a state-based entity that provides a national and international broadcasting service. It is largely funded by the license fee which allows it to put standards of programming ahead of purely commercial interests and makes possible the production of programmes that would not be otherwise financially viable. Even so, the question of whether there should be a license fee remains a hotly debated topic.

15. It is an offense to be intoxicated (drunk) and in charge of a cow in Scotland.

The law is part of the (alcohol) Licensing Act of 1872 and actually also includes horses and steam engines. It allegedly carries a penalty fine of up to 1,200 GBP excluding the costs of looking after the cow, horse, etc.


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Under the terms of the Protection of Wrecks Order 2003: A person shall not enter the hull of the Titanic without permission from the Secretary of State.


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Under the terms of the Polish Potatoes (Notification) in England Order - 2004: No person shall, in the course of business, import into England potatoes which he knows to be or has reasonable cause to suspect to be Polish potatoes.

18. It is apparently an offense to activate your burglar alarm and leave the property if you haven't nominated a key-holder who can access your house to switch off your siren should it go off.

This is apparently a fairly recent addition to British law and was established under the terms of the Clean Neighbourhoods and Environment Act - 2005 / Part 7.


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Under the terms of a bye-law it is illegal to "Jump" the queue in the tube ticket hall. Any person directed by a notice to queue (or when asked to queue by an authorised person) shall join the rear of the queue and obey the reasonable instructions of any authorised person.

20. All beached whales and sturgeons must be offered to the reigning monarch.

The original law which is now largely defunct stated: "The King shall have throughout the realm, whales and great sturgeons taken in the sea or elsewhere within the realm, except in certain places privileged by the King."
This clearly included any of these creatures that were stranded or found dead on a beach that was not exempt from this ruling (for example private land). The rule was taken to mean that whales and sturgeons should first be offered to the king who could then decide what should be done with them. Naturally, the Monarch was often busy and it fell to the "Receiver of Wreck" to decide on his behalf.
In practice the Receiver of Wreck no longer offers the whale to the Monarch and doesn't expect to have beached whales reported to his office. However, he still does offer all sturgeons. In reality all beached whales or strandings should be reported to the Natural History Museum - although in practice you are likely to get a faster response from the local police.
This should not be confused with "Sturgeon's Laws" which are similar to some of the "Murphy's Laws" and states: (1) "Nothing is always absolutely so" and (2) "Ninety percent of everything is crud" or "Ninety percent of everything is crap."




All Beached Whales 7 Sturgeons belong to the Monarch

21. A horn should not be sounded when stationary on a road at anytime, other than at times of danger due to another vehicle on or near the road.

While this is true it only makes this list because it is quoted so often. In fact,"A horn should only be used when warning someone of danger, not to indicate your annoyance at a manner of driving" ... whether or not the car is parked. This is a standard requirement in many countries. https://www.askthe.police.uk/content/Q406.htm

[John-21SexturyCash]

Thanks for the info

[Tom-LifeSelector]

My favorite is Utah "No Marrying your first cousin until the age 65"

[j3rkules]

Originally Posted by Tom-LifeSelector

My favorite is Utah "No Marrying your first cousin until the age 65"

Lol, that is ridiculous

[NatalieMojoHost]

I'm not moving to Arizona

[NatalieMojoHost]

Or Texas lol
Michigan also... man, c'mon

[Itchy]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

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