Toucan Scam - The Awful Horrible Truth About Froot Loops - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 02-16-2014, 07:55 PM

Like millions of other kids I fell under the spell of Toucan Sam, the charismatic colorful mascot employed by Kelloggs to hawk Froot Loops to generations of sugar addicted children. "Follow your nose! It always knows!" What kid could resist a rainbow of fruit flavored crunchy candy in his cereal bowl? We trusted Toucan Sam, the red froot loops were sweet cherry goodness, the green ones were tangy lime yummy, orange a burst of cirtrus sunshine ............. or so we were led to believe.

I read the news today and my heart sunk, it had all been a scam.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily...184733539.html

Dvae · 02-16-2014, 08:20 PM

You're a week late.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1133240&highlight=loops

But thanks for posting.

TheSquealer · 02-16-2014, 08:35 PM

Fruit loops cut the roof of my mouth

Mutt · 02-16-2014, 08:44 PM

Cap'n Crunch was razor blades in a bowl - let them soak in the milk until milk and cereal become one in a golden colored porridge, open mouth, tilt bowl towards mouth, down the hatch, heavenly.

sandman! · 02-16-2014, 08:45 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-16-2014, 08:47 PM

I'm an organic cereal kind of guy...

ADG

L-Pink · 02-16-2014, 08:51 PM

johnnyloadproductions · 02-16-2014, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

That's a new enema for me to try!

TheSquealer · 02-16-2014, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

Cap'n Crunch was razor blades in a bowl - let them soak in the milk until milk and cereal become one in a golden colored porridge, open mouth, tilt bowl towards mouth, down the hatch, heavenly.

Yeah... hahaha... i had a love/hate relationship with that one too when i was little.

Creatine · 02-16-2014, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

Fruit loops cut the roof of my mouth

You got eat it the same way you suck a cock, try to position your mouth correctly.

You'll get the hang of it with enough practice.

Spunky · 02-16-2014, 09:52 PM

I like the froot loops

The Porn Nerd · 02-17-2014, 07:26 AM

The Froot Loops with Marshmallows rocks.
Just sayin'.

dyna mo · 02-17-2014, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

A bowel of froot loops! I wonder if they cut the roof of her anus.

02-16-2014, 07:55 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Toucan Scam - The Awful Horrible Truth About Froot Loops Like millions of other kids I fell under the spell of Toucan Sam, the charismatic colorful mascot employed by Kelloggs to hawk Froot Loops to generations of sugar addicted children. "Follow your nose! It always knows!" What kid could resist a rainbow of fruit flavored crunchy candy in his cereal bowl? We trusted Toucan Sam, the red froot loops were sweet cherry goodness, the green ones were tangy lime yummy, orange a burst of cirtrus sunshine ............. or so we were led to believe. I read the news today and my heart sunk, it had all been a scam. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily...184733539.html __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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