Opportunities for web designers on Craigslist - GoFuckYourself.com

sarettah · 02-20-2014, 09:09 AM

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cpg/4341652291.html

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Web designer wanted- very simple (Lees Summit)

I am searching for someone willing to build a website for around $75. I am not willing to pay $500 for someone to create a website in less than an hour, and also I don't really have the money. Also the use of a website builder like weebly, Wordpress, or Yola is preferable. I know they are simple, but I do not have the time to learn how to do it. Also I would like a builder like Wordpress so I can edit it myself.

I've tried creating a site by myself but have had to many struggles

The website I'm requesting is simple and only needs to meet these requirements:

1. Looks modern
2. I can access and edit it
3. Can take orders for sales.
4. I can respond to orders.

If interested let me know. I know for experienced web designers that this should take less than an hour.

Thanks and hope someone helps!

I'm sure one of you designers will be hopping right on that............. NOT.

Perfect example of unrealistic expectations.

Harmon · 02-20-2014, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/cpg/4341652291.html

I'm sure one of you designers will be hopping right on that............. NOT.

Perfect example of unrealistic expectations.

Would you like to buy a Squishy?

Sly · 02-20-2014, 09:14 AM

I am usually cool with the "free" requests on Craigslist because it's a good opportunity for someone to learn, but this is just retarded, LOL.

Wellness Cash · 02-20-2014, 09:23 AM

The simple fact that they think a full shopping cart system should cost around $500 is enough to let me know this person is batshit crazy lol

Horny Dude · 02-20-2014, 10:05 AM

As sad as that is I bet he found someone.

sarettah · 02-20-2014, 10:29 AM

I just love this part:

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I've tried creating a site by myself but have had to many struggles

Quote:

I know for experienced web designers that this should take less than an hour.

So basically, "I don't know shit about what it takes except that I know that I cannot do it."

BUT, "I know it's easy"

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HugeWood · 02-20-2014, 10:44 AM

Seems like a reasonable request to me. $75 for 20 minutes setting up a quick, 'modern' site on Weebly with a basic shopping cart. But it's probably a can of worms.

brassmonkey · 02-20-2014, 10:48 AM

LOL @ "i really don't have the money"

EonBlue · 02-20-2014, 10:58 AM

Done.

http://services.amazon.com/content/s...aT?ld=AZFSSOAT

JD · 02-20-2014, 01:07 PM

I'd do it for $75.

1. Install WordPress (5mins?)
2. Install one of many themes freely available.(30mins)
3. Install WooCommerce & configure for PayPal. (5mins)
4. Link customer to WooCommerce & WordPress documentation. (0min)

$75 for 40 minutes of "work"... It's good to know that the users of GFY are such ballers that they find $100/hr laughable.

02-20-2014, 09:14 AM	#3
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,295	I am usually cool with the "free" requests on Craigslist because it's a good opportunity for someone to learn, but this is just retarded, LOL. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available - just $50/mo Wanted: CCBill pay sites for sale

02-20-2014, 09:23 AM	#4
Wellness Cash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Murica Posts: 343	The simple fact that they think a full shopping cart system should cost around $500 is enough to let me know this person is batshit crazy lol __________________ Wellness Cash - Launching 2014

02-20-2014, 10:05 AM	#5
Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,912	As sad as that is I bet he found someone. __________________

02-20-2014, 10:48 AM	#8
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,036	LOL @ "i really don't have the money" __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

02-20-2014, 10:44 AM	#7
HugeWood HUGE Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Western US Posts: 463	Seems like a reasonable request to me. $75 for 20 minutes setting up a quick, 'modern' site on Weebly with a basic shopping cart. But it's probably a can of worms.

02-20-2014, 10:58 AM	#9
EonBlue Apocalypse Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Limbo Posts: 3,043	Done. http://services.amazon.com/content/s...aT?ld=AZFSSOAT

02-20-2014, 01:07 PM	#10
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	I'd do it for $75. 1. Install WordPress (5mins?) 2. Install one of many themes freely available.(30mins) 3. Install WooCommerce & configure for PayPal. (5mins) 4. Link customer to WooCommerce & WordPress documentation. (0min) $75 for 40 minutes of "work"... It's good to know that the users of GFY are such ballers that they find $100/hr laughable.