I fucking hate the way Woody Harrelson talks in True Detective - GoFuckYourself.com

Alex1776 · 02-26-2014, 06:01 AM

It's like his jaw is wired shut or something, it's so annoying.

NEW XTC · 02-26-2014, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex1776

It's like his jaw is wired shut or something, it's so annoying.

just watched some trailers , looks good thanks for the tip

voice sounds like woody with a southern twang

J. Falcon · 02-26-2014, 06:20 AM

Sounds like he used to in Cheers

Pseudonymous · 02-26-2014, 06:38 AM

I thought it looked like he had chew under his lip, but yeah i also find it rather distracting/annoying

campimp · 02-26-2014, 07:25 AM

yeah, his voice does bother me too... definitely sounds like he is chewing some dip, maybe he just got his ass kicked too many times for being a dickhead cop through the years

other than his voice, i think the show is fantastic, and definitely becoming one of my favorite shows ever... HBO does not fuck around

bronco67 · 02-26-2014, 07:32 AM

I'm wondering how he's getting all this hot ass. Married to Michelle Monaghan, banging Alexandria Dedario and Lili Simmons. It's a stretch.

seeandsee · 02-26-2014, 07:34 AM

he is fatal bastard

John-ACWM · 02-26-2014, 09:36 AM

Sounds like he is an amazing actor

one of my all time favorites. And Matthew McConaughey by his side, a great TV series.

NEW XTC · 02-26-2014, 09:37 AM

ever been to texas - they talk like they just got kicked in the jaw by a mule

CDSmith · 02-26-2014, 09:58 AM

He sounds a lot like he did in The People vs Larry Flynt.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-26-2014, 10:45 AM

ADG

sandman! · 02-26-2014, 10:51 AM

he does sound a little weird still a good show tho.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 02-26-2014, 10:54 AM

It's a little bit annoying... BTW an amazing show

JFK · 02-26-2014, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I'm wondering how he's getting all this hot ass. Married to Michelle Monaghan, banging Alexandria Dedario and Lili Simmons. It's a stretch.

cops attract hotties, some kind of thrill for them I guess

Antonio · 02-26-2014, 11:11 AM

Pain in the ass if you are foreigner - it's like watching Trainspotting all over again, you have to listen real hard or you are going to miss half of the dialog

mikesouth · 02-26-2014, 11:25 AM

It amuses me that people who have never set foot in rural TX or LA are whining about his accent....

It took me a bit of watching true detective to determine that MM wasnt just overacting...so far its a good show...I know where they want you to THINK its going but I kinda doubt thats where its gonna go

javbucks · 02-26-2014, 11:42 AM

I saw some clip about the show and it looks good but I don't get what it's about

kane · 02-26-2014, 01:29 PM

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cops attract hotties, some kind of thrill for them I guess

This is very true. One of my good friends is a cop. A guy he works with is a kind of mousy looking dude with a bad 70's mustache and thick glasses, but he has hot chicks literally fighting over him. He has been married twice and both times they were hot. Now he is single again and he had a smoking hot girlfriend that looked a lot like Jessica Alba. While they were together he arrested a hot stripper who ended up aggressively pursuing him because she wanted him to bang her. Those two girls ended up in a fight in the police department parking lot.

That uniform drives some women wild.

kane · 02-26-2014, 01:32 PM

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I saw some clip about the show and it looks good but I don't get what it's about

It starts off with two detectives investigating the murder of a young woman. She was tied to a tree with antlers on her head and all kinds of strange symbols and things around her. As they dig deeper and deeper into the case we learn a lot about the guys and their lives (and how they seem fine, but are fucked up) and how the case may be much bigger than they thought.

mineistaken · 02-26-2014, 01:52 PM

So you could do better LA accent? You got talent then

mineistaken · 02-26-2014, 01:53 PM

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I know where they want you to THINK its going

Where?

_Richard_ · 02-26-2014, 01:59 PM

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ADG

loreen · 02-26-2014, 05:47 PM

Watched the first episodes, I like that it's dark and not too standard-detective-Hollywood-crap.
Harrelson is great, one of my favorite actors.

lezinterracial · 02-26-2014, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

This is very true. One of my good friends is a cop. A guy he works with is a kind of mousy looking dude with a bad 70's mustache and thick glasses, but he has hot chicks literally fighting over him. He has been married twice and both times they were hot. Now he is single again and he had a smoking hot girlfriend that looked a lot like Jessica Alba. While they were together he arrested a hot stripper who ended up aggressively pursuing him because she wanted him to bang her. Those two girls ended up in a fight in the police department parking lot.

That uniform drives some women wild.

Yea. I have heard them called "holster lickers" and "holster sniffers".

stickyfingerz · 02-28-2014, 06:08 PM

Episode two Woody is wearing ray bans that just came out like 5 years ago in the flash back to 95 or whatever year it is. Shit like that annoys me. lol But other than that I love the show so far.

mineistaken · 02-28-2014, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Episode two Woody is wearing ray bans that just came out like 5 years ago in the flash back to 95 or whatever year it is. Shit like that annoys me. lol But other than that I love the show so far.

What is next? He would be wearing a jeans in 1995 flashback that came out in 1999?

VikingMan · 02-28-2014, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I'm wondering how he's getting all this hot ass. Married to Michelle Monaghan, banging Alexandria Dedario and Lili Simmons. It's a stretch.

Yes I was thinking this as well. He is a lowly state police officer and not good looking. No way he was scoring that quality of females. By the way thanks for listing all the names of the actresses as I have been wanting to rub one out to that most recent girlfriend of his and did not know her real name. Lili Simmons.

Alex1776 · 03-01-2014, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

He sounds a lot like he did in The People vs Larry Flynt.

After shooting

CDSmith · 03-01-2014, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Yea. I have heard them called "holster lickers" and "holster sniffers".

Badge bunnies.

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Yes I was thinking this as well. He is a lowly state police officer and not good looking. No way he was scoring that quality of females. By the way thanks for listing all the names of the actresses as I have been wanting to rub one out to that most recent girlfriend of his and did not know her real name. Lili Simmons.

She's also in Banshee, and has bared all in that show a couple of times as well. Very hot, and seems to be quite a talented actress.

Phoenix · 03-01-2014, 09:13 AM

I love this show so far. I think I see the misdirection. The show name is a clue as to what is really going on

mineistaken · 03-01-2014, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

He is a lowly state police officer and not good looking.

He is a detective and good looking (although character and actor are different things, it depends on how director wants to present him, sometimes character is good looking according to the scrip, but the actor is not so much and vice versa. So we do not know how it is in scenario).
Also character is most important in scoring hot chicks, if you are confident than you can score hotties all the time, being average looking. Plus cops and especially detectives are very liked by big portion oh chicks.

mineistaken · 03-01-2014, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

The show name is a clue as to what is really going on

What is it?

mineistaken · 03-10-2014, 11:33 PM

I wonder if mikesouth and Phoenix got what they expected:

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19996840&postcount=21
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20000336&postcount=32

I think not as they implied something cool, but it all ended without any conspiracies and just rather with "regular" (not Woody, not his daughter, not Rust etc) killer

kane · 03-11-2014, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I wonder if mikesouth and Phoenix got what they expected:

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19996840&postcount=21
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20000336&postcount=32

I think not as they implied something cool, but it all ended without any conspiracies and just rather with "regular" (not Woody, not his daughter, not Rust etc) killer

To me it ended exactly how it needed to end. To have it be some kind of last minute surprise would have been an injustice. The story was never about uncovering some greater conspiracy and trying to shock the audience with a surprising revelation of who did it. It was a meditation on obsession, self destruction, and redemption and in the end that is what we got.

In the end they got their white whale. They were left scarred from the encounter and it cost them both greatly, and while they both are left with a little bit of a bitter taste in their mouths, they finally were able to find peace, redemption and maybe even happiness.

Jesse1984 · 03-11-2014, 05:18 AM

Hilarious parody.

PornDiscounts-V · 03-11-2014, 06:14 AM

Riser. B. Bowl one.

bronco67 · 03-11-2014, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by kane

To me it ended exactly how it needed to end. To have it be some kind of last minute surprise would have been an injustice. The story was never about uncovering some greater conspiracy and trying to shock the audience with a surprising revelation of who did it. It was a meditation on obsession, self destruction, and redemption and in the end that is what we got.

In the end they got their white whale. They were left scarred from the encounter and it cost them both greatly, and while they both are left with a little bit of a bitter taste in their mouths, they finally were able to find peace, redemption and maybe even happiness.

Perfect summary. The case was secondary compared to the big ideas this show had to offer. I'll be watching anything Nic Pizzolatto comes up with next.

mineistaken · 03-11-2014, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

To me it ended exactly how it needed to end. To have it be some kind of last minute surprise would have been an injustice. The story was never about uncovering some greater conspiracy and trying to shock the audience with a surprising revelation of who did it. It was a meditation on obsession, self destruction, and redemption and in the end that is what we got.

In the end they got their white whale. They were left scarred from the encounter and it cost them both greatly, and while they both are left with a little bit of a bitter taste in their mouths, they finally were able to find peace, redemption and maybe even happiness.

I agree, was just busting balls of those who pretended to know where it was going, but did not bother to reply when asked

mineistaken · 03-11-2014, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseFame

Hilarious parody.

How many actors play Woody and Rust in this clip?
And do they switch? As in one actor is Rust and later the same actor is Woody?
Confused me, even after watching it 2 times

kane · 03-11-2014, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I agree, was just busting balls of those who pretended to know where it was going, but did not bother to reply when asked

There were so many conspiracy theories surrounding this show that after the finale ended there was actually a trending topic on Twitter suggesting that the way Woody's ex-wife held her hands when she came to see him at the end suggested that she had some kind of involvement in it.

It was crazy.

Phoenix · 03-11-2014, 04:40 PM

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I agree, was just busting balls of those who pretended to know where it was going, but did not bother to reply when asked

What are you talking about?
I posted...the show name is more in line with what the story is about.

mineistaken · 03-11-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

What are you talking about?
I posted...the show name is more in line with what the story is about.

So what was really going on (that we did not get from the show title)?

Phoenix · 03-11-2014, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

So what was really going on (that we did not get from the show title)?

not much...one guy doesn't give up...thus...True Detective..lol

CaptainHowdy · 03-12-2014, 06:17 AM

Alex1776 · 03-12-2014, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseFame

Hilarious parody.

Hahaha, so true!

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