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femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 12:30 PM

I have a huge problem with local cats in my backyard. They are pissing all over, often inside holes for ventilation of my car. That means that I need to smell piss,while i am driving. This is terrible, and they are also sleeping on car roof (convertible with soft roof) and often,cats are sharping claws on it.

I am trying to somehow catch them and drive far away so I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).

So, while I am trying to catch them somehow, I should at least try to make them avoid my space an d I was thinking to put something that they don't like and can be outside.

So, questions is: Are there some smells they don't like ?

Barefootsies · 03-21-2014, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).

EddyTheDog · 03-21-2014, 12:36 PM

I assume you know they are not pet cats - It would be a shame if you drove some old ladies best friend into the bush never to be seen again...

Try one of those really big pet stores - They have a repellent that will keep them away.....

EddyTheDog · 03-21-2014, 12:39 PM

There 100's of them...

http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-P...ies/3024144011

You can get ultrasonic noise things as well - They worked when I had mice.....

StinkyPink · 03-21-2014, 12:42 PM

cayan pepper, any pepper really so long as enough is used...

nikki99 · 03-21-2014, 12:44 PM

I miss my black kitten

pinkz · 03-21-2014, 12:45 PM

grab some lion/tiger or other large feline poo from your nearest zoo, make it into a liquid and spray it around the perimeter of your property. This method works 100% tried and tested.

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I assume you know they are not pet cats - It would be a shame if you drove some old ladies best friend into the bush never to be seen again...

Try one of those really big pet stores - They have a repellent that will keep them away.....

Nope, they are not owned by anyone. just wild cats browsing around and making problems, jumping on cars,pissing around, fucking loud, etc. I was already in some pet store and when Ive told them that I want to use it outside, they told me there is no help in that case.

I am preparing tuna for them tonight...fuck,I am looking at video surveilance, one just jumped on car cover to check it out.

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink

cayan pepper, any pepper really so long as enough is used...

Already tried, all over the roof, but no effect. I was thinking maybe something like some vegetables or fruits?

lyno · 03-21-2014, 12:51 PM

Lemon, orange, all citrus fruits should do.

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femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 12:51 PM

OK,I've just found some gelee, they said it will work even after rain:

deltav · 03-21-2014, 12:52 PM

Those are some rude felines, cat piss is one of the nastier smells out there.

If the cat repellent isn't available locally (you're in Serbia, right?) can you order online? I used some for a cat that was using my garden as a litterbox and killing the birds that come to my feeders, it seemed to work. Forget the brand tho.

2MuchMark · 03-21-2014, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

I have a huge problem with local cats in my backyard. They are pissing all over, often inside holes for ventilation of my car. That means that I need to smell piss,while i am driving. This is terrible, and they are also sleeping on car roof (convertible with soft roof) and often,cats are sharping claws on it.

I am trying to somehow catch them and drive far away so I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).

So, while I am trying to catch them somehow, I should at least try to make them avoid my space an d I was thinking to put something that they don't like and can be outside.

So, questions is: Are there some smells they don't like ?

Oranges and Orange juice. Try splashing some orange juice around where the cats hang out.

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav

Those are some rude felines, cat piss is one of the nastier smells out there.

If the cat repellent isn't available locally (you're in Serbia, right?) can you order online? I used some for a cat that was using my garden as a litterbox and killing the birds that come to my feeders, it seemed to work. Forget the brand tho.

Yes, we in Serbia don't have even what it takes for people (soap,shampoo,toothpaste..), and most of us don't even eat every day, so I guess there are no animal repellents available and if they are there, people probably buy it quickly and use to wash dishes. Of course, everything when making a pause after eating small children and raping innocent women.(what else Serbs do when there is no war available,right). I mean, asking me can I order it online is really rude when you take everything into consideration.

Anyway, I've just found dozen different products and will order them right now, I hope they will be here on monday, so I will combine crystals , gelee and spray .

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 12:59 PM

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Oranges and Orange juice. Try splashing some orange juice around where the cats hang out.

yep, something like that..I've tried lemon mixed with coffee. someone told me to try but it didn't work.

brassmonkey · 03-21-2014, 01:00 PM

onions are poison to cats

you can also try fox urine or get a dog

Wellness Cash · 03-21-2014, 01:01 PM

Shoot them, then sell them to your local Chinese restaurant for a tidy profit

_Richard_ · 03-21-2014, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wellness Cash

Shoot them, then sell them to your local Chinese restaurant for a tidy profit

CourtneyR · 03-21-2014, 01:11 PM

try keep out.

I believe they also make a powder version that you sprinkle outside.

CyberHustler · 03-21-2014, 01:12 PM

Get a dog...

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 01:12 PM

why they are putting photos of cute animals on those products?

CyberHustler · 03-21-2014, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

She could get the pipe...

PornDiscounts-V · 03-21-2014, 01:14 PM

Pellet guns work well. Get a pump kind. Two pumps to scare and ten to kill.

brassmonkey · 03-21-2014, 01:15 PM

get a large onion and 3 cans of tuna blender it put on paper plates and put them in your back yard

MK Ultra · 03-21-2014, 01:15 PM

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 01:18 PM

civilized solutions only...no poison, aggressive dogs or guns.
This is old but always interesting

newB · 03-21-2014, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

I think I found your problem. How many humans have you caught?

klinton · 03-21-2014, 01:20 PM

maybe you should ask yourself question: is it better to have cats in your backyard or rats and mouses ? ;-)

pornmasta · 03-21-2014, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

Of course, everything when making a pause after eating small children and raping innocent women.(what else Serbs do when there is no war available,right). .

i knew it !

deltav · 03-21-2014, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

Yes, we in Serbia don't have even what it takes for people (soap,shampoo,toothpaste..), and most of us don't even eat every day, so I guess there are no animal repellents available and if they are there, people probably buy it quickly and use to wash dishes. Of course, everything when making a pause after eating small children and raping innocent women.(what else Serbs do when there is no war available,right). I mean, asking me can I order it online is really rude when you take everything into consideration.

Duuuude. I was just trying to remember where you're from to be friendly, wasn't implying anything at all. I have Serbian friends & shit and am going there in the next year or so. And I have no idea how many fucking brands of cat spray are out there, maybe they're not available everywhere because it's not exactly a well known product.

Why people gotta be so negative here, I have no idea.

femdomdestiny · 03-21-2014, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav

Duuuude. I was just trying to remember where you're from to be friendly, wasn't implying anything at all. I have Serbian friends & shit and am going there in the next year or so. And I have no idea how many fucking brands of cat spray are out there, maybe they're not available everywhere because it's not exactly a well known product.

Why people gotta be so negative here, I have no idea.

It was a joke.

_Richard_ · 03-21-2014, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by newB

I think I found your problem. How many humans have you caught?

'i keep putting out all this meat and other foods, but don't understand why there is so many cats'

sorry

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

It was a joke.

yea time to look up 'fatalistic humour' lol

Nice_Nick · 03-21-2014, 02:50 PM

I have had a huge problem with feral cats for a few years now so I totally understand.

I actually managed to get a cat catcher who took away the babies (they were a couple of weeks old) and rehomed them. The female cat was then neutered and after that the number of cats dropped considerably.
I didn't realise but the male cats follow the female cat around (looking for sex). Females can have several litters each year which of course adds to the problem.

Getting the female neutered is the best solution.

I tried all sorts of smelly things, spikes, water. The lion stuff, ultosonic but none of it works.

The lady that caught the cats used a trap which was left out overnight. Don't expect instant results they are pretty cunning.

deltav · 03-21-2014, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

yea time to look up 'fatalistic humour' lol

Caught me off guard, normally Serbs are so wholesome.

_Richard_ · 03-21-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav

Caught me off guard, normally Serbs are so wholesome.

pornmasta · 03-21-2014, 03:20 PM

i have an idea: add a sign and write "serbs inside"

1215 · 03-21-2014, 06:00 PM

they don't like the smell of a pitbull's teeth.

however, i have a cat, and that would be really mean.

just find one fat black cat, feed it everything, then make it the fat monster greedy cat. it will chase other cats away.

you can even paint stripes on it and offer neighborhood kids $5 zebra rides.

pornmasta · 03-21-2014, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

this grey cat looks funny as hell

EvaCash · 03-21-2014, 11:23 PM

Vinegar should solve your problem.

Seth Manson · 03-21-2014, 11:33 PM

You arent setting your trap right. You want the trigger to be barely engaged on the center plate... file it smooth if you have to, so it doesnt snag. Those traps work great but sometimes they need a little work.

2030 · 03-21-2014, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

get a large onion and 3 cans of tuna blender it put on paper plates and put them in your back yard

on a hot day?

Zverka · 03-22-2014, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

i have an idea: add a sign and write "serbs inside"

It is better to outsource it to the Germans. They are by far more precise and effective.

CurrentlySober · 03-22-2014, 01:22 AM

i kunt a4d a pussy...

femdomdestiny · 03-22-2014, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

You arent setting your trap right. You want the trigger to be barely engaged on the center plate... file it smooth if you have to, so it doesnt snag. Those traps work great but sometimes they need a little work.

it is crazy, cats are so cautious that even if sometimes they can't find entrance in trap, but they are so gentle that putting food on spike on trigger, didn't help. Once, trap closed but cat managed to run away backward in a half of second or less.

trap is similar to this one:

Seth Manson · 03-22-2014, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

it is crazy, cats are so cautious that even if sometimes they can't find entrance in trap, but they are so gentle that putting food on spike on trigger, didn't help. Once, trap closed but cat managed to run away backward in a half of second or less.

trap is similar to this one:

Maybe you need one of these
http://www.droptrapdesign.blogspot.com/

MPGdevil · 03-22-2014, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

... browsing around and making problems, jumping on cars,pissing around, fucking loud, etc.

Have the same problem with muslims here. Try play some Justin Bieber.

seeandsee · 03-22-2014, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

civilized solutions only...no poison, aggressive dogs or guns.
This is old but always interesting

lol this was funny

fucking cats, i use orange to pull them out of car, but you need to put fresh orange every few days to work!

2MuchMark · 03-22-2014, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vvvvv

Pellet guns work well. Get a pump kind. Two pumps to scare and ten to kill.

Penny24Seven · 03-23-2014, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pinkz

grab some lion/tiger or other large feline poo from your nearest zoo, make it into a liquid and spray it around the perimeter of your property. This method works 100% tried and tested.

can I get ten pounds of lion poo LOL wonder how often they get that

FlowerKid · 03-23-2014, 08:49 AM

Catch the cats and eat them. (BBQ)

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femdomdestiny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,169	Cat owners: question I have a huge problem with local cats in my backyard. They are pissing all over, often inside holes for ventilation of my car. That means that I need to smell piss,while i am driving. This is terrible, and they are also sleeping on car roof (convertible with soft roof) and often,cats are sharping claws on it. I am trying to somehow catch them and drive far away so I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught. Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me). So, while I am trying to catch them somehow, I should at least try to make them avoid my space an d I was thinking to put something that they don't like and can be outside. So, questions is: Are there some smells they don't like ? __________________ Femdom Destiny -------------------------------------------- ICQ: 463-630-426 email: webmaster(at)femdomdestiny.com

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