A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint.. - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 03-31-2014, 09:15 AM

..when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what are you doing?"

The koala answers "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

The lizard climbs up and the two share the joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and excuses himself to a nearby river to have a drink.

The lizard, so stoned, leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile swims out to rescue him. When they get onto dry land, the croc asks, "What's wrong with you, lizard?"

The lizard tells him that he was smoking a joint with a koala, and he got too stoned and fell in while taking a drink.

The croc has to see this for himself, so he asks the lizard to take him to the koala. When they get back to the tree, the croc looks up at the koala and says "Hey, you."

The koala looks down and says "Shiiiit dude, how much water did you drink?"

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-31-2014, 10:12 AM

Oh wow, I think I know that Koala, dude...

ADG

fetishwealth · 03-31-2014, 10:14 AM

Came in expecting le epik meme joke.
Was pleasantly surprised and humored instead.

nosey · 03-31-2014, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck

The koala looks down and says "Shiiiit dude, how much water did you drink?"

Double trouble · 03-31-2014, 10:51 AM

Good one

John-ACWM · 04-01-2014, 03:51 AM

another good one

woj · 04-01-2014, 04:15 AM

seeandsee · 04-01-2014, 05:09 AM

lulz

good joke

03-31-2014, 09:15 AM	#1
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint.. ..when a lizard walks up and says "Hey koala what are you doing?" The koala answers "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." The lizard climbs up and the two share the joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and excuses himself to a nearby river to have a drink. The lizard, so stoned, leans over too far and falls in. A crocodile swims out to rescue him. When they get onto dry land, the croc asks, "What's wrong with you, lizard?" The lizard tells him that he was smoking a joint with a koala, and he got too stoned and fell in while taking a drink. The croc has to see this for himself, so he asks the lizard to take him to the koala. When they get back to the tree, the croc looks up at the koala and says "Hey, you." The koala looks down and says "Shiiiit dude, how much water did you drink?" __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

03-31-2014, 10:12 AM	#2
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Oh wow, I think I know that Koala, dude... ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

03-31-2014, 10:51 AM	#5
Double trouble So Fucking What? Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 22,251	Good one __________________

04-01-2014, 03:51 AM	#6
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	another good one __________________ Video Chat Forum

04-01-2014, 04:15 AM	#7
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	__________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

03-31-2014, 10:14 AM	#3
fetishwealth Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 1,424	Came in expecting le epik meme joke. Was pleasantly surprised and humored instead.

04-01-2014, 05:09 AM	#8
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	lulz good joke __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here