A shipwreck, only Scarlett Johansson and some random dude survived on an deserted island - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 03-31-2014, 09:17 AM

They didnt know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasnt anybody else in the island...

He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...

One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her succesfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.

But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "Whats wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing..." the guy would say...

She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasnt asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...

"Really?, youll do anything id like?"

"yes" she said "anything!"

"ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"

"ok..."

"now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"

"wha... ok, id say id do anything" she said lovingly.

"ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"

she was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tuck her hair under the hat.

"Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"

"ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.

"now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach ill catch up to you in a bit" he said a bit excited...

She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasnt her, maybe it was h... suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you wont believe who ive been fucking for the past 6 months!"

Rochard · 03-31-2014, 09:22 AM

LOL that's great....

MrTrollkien · 03-31-2014, 09:26 AM

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JA$ON · 03-31-2014, 09:30 AM

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PaperstreetWinston · 03-31-2014, 10:42 AM

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Scott McD · 03-31-2014, 11:08 AM

Hehe.

And an excuse to post this pic again

MrTrollkien · 03-31-2014, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Hehe.

And an excuse to post this pic again

And she will be nude soon.... in "Under the Skin" movie.

Paul&John · 03-31-2014, 11:14 AM

lolollol

The Duck · 03-31-2014, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Hehe.

And an excuse to post this pic again

Holy fuck, that's great man.

SilentKnight · 03-31-2014, 01:35 PM

Great...great joke!!!

2MuchMark · 03-31-2014, 07:39 PM

Best & Sexiest Scarlett Johansson movie

sandman! · 03-31-2014, 07:56 PM

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magicmike · 03-31-2014, 08:53 PM

lol deserted island problems.

John-ACWM · 04-01-2014, 03:40 AM

didn't expect that, very good

nico-t · 04-01-2014, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Best & Sexiest Scarlett Johansson movie

i agree, when it's on i just have to watch it. Not a bad movie either

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