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Old 05-06-2014, 03:53 PM   #1
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Florida man?s bid to marry porn-filled laptop denied
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A Florida resident has had his bid to marry his porn-filled laptop denied by a judge in Utah.

Chris Sevier filed a 50-page motion to the US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit because he was denied the right to marry his MacBook ?machine spouse? by Utah officials, but his motion was overturned.

In a comment on the current US discussion on gay marriage, he argued that his love for his ?porn-filled? Apple MacBook is no different to the love shared between gay partners, and that he preferred having sex with his computer ?over sex with real women?.
http://descrier.co.uk/oddities/flori...laptop-denied/

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Old 05-06-2014, 03:58 PM   #2
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Sounds like a couple gfy'ers I know.
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:04 PM   #3
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guess the race
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:11 PM   #4
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:11 PM   #5
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:26 PM   #6
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guess the race
Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:38 PM   #7
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Laptop should have stood it's ground, and shot him.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:41 PM   #8
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Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.
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Old 05-06-2014, 05:41 PM   #9
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Why not, if man can marry another man, animals and laptops might be the next step in "human rights" department.
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:10 PM   #10
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:16 PM   #11
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Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.
yeah your right white people never steal or marry family members
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Old 05-06-2014, 06:21 PM   #12
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Old 05-06-2014, 07:48 PM   #13
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Old 05-06-2014, 08:06 PM   #14
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Old 05-09-2014, 10:45 PM   #15
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suppose the particular battle.
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Old 05-10-2014, 12:10 AM   #16
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he moved from Tennessee to Florida. when he was living in TN he sued Apple for letting him get addicted to porn on his computer which supposedly caused his marriage to fail

Time.com article on man suing Apple over Porn Addiction
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I can't say I blame the guy. Some of the corn fed pigs walking around certain parts of Florida would make a MacBook Pro look like Pam fucking Anderson when she was on Baywatch in the 90s
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Old 05-10-2014, 07:40 AM   #19
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won't be long before some guy tries to marry his brother, and what's too stop them?
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He should have bought a PC.
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won't be long before some guy tries to marry his brother, and what's too stop them?
i have a sheep named sandy. if you marry her i'll pay for the wedding. all the hay and apple you can eat!
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I hope nobody ever introduces him to Pornhub. He will kick that laptop to the curb. lol
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Must be white. The article doesn't mention anything about stealing the laptop.
loool , funny
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I hope nobody ever introduces him to Pornhub. He will kick that laptop to the curb. lol
I'm guessing you haven't been introduced to apps that will download any flash movies on the page instantly with one click?

Pornhub? They take it with them They only go back when they get sick of jacking off to what they already have on their hard drive
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