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04-16-2014, 01:36 PM
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Liv Benson to You, Bitch
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Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
In before brassmonkey
Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said. Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said. http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...nis/index.html 
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04-16-2014, 01:38 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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2nd story ?
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04-16-2014, 01:57 PM
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Exploiting human weakness
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Doctor to Andre: Congrats you survived! Oh but SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS
If he was suicidal before he will be even more determined to end it all now that HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING PENIS. This is sad but is interesting to see how it plays out.  |
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04-16-2014, 04:37 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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What are the odds of a dude named Johnson...cutting off his own johnson?
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04-16-2014, 04:52 PM
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Let's Make Money
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oh, that piece of meat is detached for a lifetime. Not that...
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04-16-2014, 04:59 PM
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Pay It Forward
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after surgery
my lord  i would never murder big ben
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04-16-2014, 05:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Maybe he was hoping doc would sew a bigger penis on him if he survived?
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04-16-2014, 05:26 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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There goes his though nigga credibility
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