Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives - GoFuckYourself.com

Just Alex · 04-16-2014, 01:36 PM

In before brassmonkey

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...nis/index.html

JFK · 04-16-2014, 01:38 PM

2nd story ?

VikingMan · 04-16-2014, 01:57 PM

Doctor to Andre: Congrats you survived! Oh but SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS

If he was suicidal before he will be even more determined to end it all now that HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING PENIS. This is sad but is interesting to see how it plays out.

SilentKnight · 04-16-2014, 04:37 PM

What are the odds of a dude named Johnson...cutting off his own johnson?

adultchatpay · 04-16-2014, 04:52 PM

oh, that piece of meat is detached for a lifetime. Not that...

brassmonkey · 04-16-2014, 04:59 PM

after surgery

my lord

i would never murder big ben

bean-aid · 04-16-2014, 05:18 PM

Maybe he was hoping doc would sew a bigger penis on him if he survived?

Captain Peacock · 04-16-2014, 05:26 PM

There goes his though nigga credibility

04-16-2014, 01:36 PM	#1
Just Alex Liv Benson to You, Bitch Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland and WV Posts: 6,060	Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives In before brassmonkey Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said. Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said. Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said. http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...nis/index.html __________________

04-16-2014, 01:38 PM	#2
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04-16-2014, 01:57 PM	#3
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04-16-2014, 04:37 PM	#4
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04-16-2014, 05:18 PM	#7
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04-16-2014, 05:26 PM	#8
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