Unknown Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 04-16-2014, 01:53 PM

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

Details about what triggered the incident were not available.

Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.

His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie Database.

seeandsee · 04-16-2014, 02:00 PM

I guess some kind of drug could be in story?

MrTrollkien · 04-16-2014, 02:00 PM

All I have to say is:

cock on the ground
Cock on the ground
lookin' like a fool with yo Cock on the ground...

MrTrollkien · 04-16-2014, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

I guess some kind of drug could be in story?

Drugs are bad, mmmkay kids??

blackmonsters · 04-16-2014, 02:03 PM

That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

L-Pink · 04-16-2014, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

Interesting take

brassmonkey · 04-16-2014, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

the no snitch policy he cut it off

if not his head is next

OY · 04-16-2014, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

That is LA so could easily be that his dick was cut off and then he was thrown off the building.

A pretty dick move, if true.

sandman! · 04-16-2014, 02:23 PM

blackmonsters · 04-16-2014, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by OY

A REALLY dick move, if true.

dAfUcK!
I've been reduced to teaching white guys their own slang again.
Fucking rap music!!!

romeo22 · 04-16-2014, 02:36 PM

point of this story.dont be a rapper!

Evil1 · 04-16-2014, 03:10 PM

ok, so how can we make this a trend with rappers? It needs to happen more often.

blackmonsters · 04-16-2014, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil1

ok, so how can we make this a trend with rappers? It needs to happen more often.

So my theory has some legs if you live in LA.

.

bronco67 · 04-16-2014, 04:31 PM

Does his dick get sown back on? He probably wouldn't want that if he went through the trouble of cutting it off. Imagine being in the middle of doing that, and changing your mind.

brassmonkey · 04-16-2014, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil1

ok, so how can we make this a trend with rappers? It needs to happen more often.

kill yourself

then they will do it

WDF · 04-16-2014, 05:31 PM

There's a Skeeter on my peter whack it off!

brassmonkey · 04-16-2014, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WDF

There's a Skeeter on my peter whack it off!

R.I.P. peter

Lars_Cash · 04-17-2014, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Imagine being in the middle of doing that, and changing your mind.

beerptrol · 04-17-2014, 03:39 AM

So I guess he will change his name to Severed Johnson?

Wilsy · 04-17-2014, 04:05 AM

wow how odd

Simon · 04-17-2014, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

... survived the fall from the second level of the building ...

If by "second level" they mean second floor, I'm thinking he may just want the attention. Otherwise he probably could have found a building with a few higher floors for the jumping and falling segments of his adventure.

Harmon · 04-17-2014, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SimonSays

If by "second level" they mean second floor, I'm thinking he may just want the attention. Otherwise he probably could have found a building with a few higher floors for the jumping and falling segments of his adventure.

Cutting off your cock sure is a hell of a way to seek attention

beerptrol · 04-17-2014, 05:21 AM

Rappers getting busted for drugs and/or guns is so 2013

Mickey_ · 04-17-2014, 05:42 AM

Last name: Johnson
Ironic.

Cleo · 04-17-2014, 06:05 AM

What a dick...

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