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InfoGuy · 05-06-2014, 11:18 PM

A 27-year old woman is running an online auction for her virginity. Current bid is allegedly $800,000 and auction closes in less than 18 hours. Who will be the winner...tech startup billionaire, Arab shiek, Donald Sterling, Charlie Sheen or porn company? This story has already gotten tons of publicity online, in print, on the radio and on TV. As she revealed her face and real name, she's now a celebrity. She doesn't say the sex can't be captured on video or that she won't take on a monster cock, so who's going to pony up the $$$ for a celebrity sex video?

Virginity auction

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6. PROTECTION OF VIRGIN

6.1. The Successful Bidder shall wear a condom when having Sexual Intercourse with the Virgin or supply the Virgin a medical report clearing him of sexually transmitted diseases dated within 24 hours of the Meeting.

6.2. The Successful Bidder shall not:-

6.2.1. Be under the influence of alcohol or of any drugs during the Meeting;

6.2.2. Penetrate the anus of the Virgin;

6.2.3. Treat the Virgin violently.

InfoGuy · 05-06-2014, 11:26 PM

What's a GFY thread without some pics?

EddyTheDog · 05-06-2014, 11:29 PM

I'm a virgin - Lets have a GFY auction - BIN Price $1.00...

Let's be realistic - I will give you a dollar.....

EddyTheDog · 05-06-2014, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by InfoGuy

What's a GFY thread without some pics?

The first thing she needs to do with that money is get her roots done...

PaperstreetWinston · 05-07-2014, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

The first thing she needs to do with that money is get her roots done...

Haha!

romeo22 · 05-07-2014, 06:49 AM

That's nice bid....a virgin 27yo...what a movie

atom · 05-07-2014, 07:20 AM

I don't know about the rest of you, but, way back in the day when I banged virgins it sucked. They were awkward, didn't know what they were doing and for the most part just laid there.

I would rather fuck the classroom slut over a virgin any day. Way more fun

nico-t · 05-07-2014, 07:32 AM

not a virgin.

AllAboutCams · 05-07-2014, 07:32 AM

I don't like her face

DamianJ · 05-07-2014, 07:38 AM

Such delicate photoshop on those pics.

rapidworkers · 05-10-2014, 12:00 AM

TrashyGirl · 05-10-2014, 12:02 AM

She reneged

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martinsc · 05-10-2014, 12:09 AM

EpicPanda · 05-10-2014, 02:22 AM

Suuuuure she did. She took the sale off the grid with the winning bidders, I'd bet.

SilentKnight · 05-10-2014, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by atom

I don't know about the rest of you, but, way back in the day when I banged virgins it sucked. They were awkward, didn't know what they were doing and for the most part just laid there.

I wonder how SHE described it.

tony286 · 05-10-2014, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by PhadPanda

Suuuuure she did. She took the sale off the grid with the winning bidders, I'd bet.

I doubt it. The girl is going to medical school. Probably common sense kicked in and as a Dr she can a lot more than 800 k

ErectMedia · 05-10-2014, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by InfoGuy

6.2. The Successful Bidder shall not:-
6.2.2. Penetrate the anus of the Virgin;
6.2.3. Treat the Virgin violently.

I'm out, for that kinda dough rules go out the window.

NaughtyVisions · 05-10-2014, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I'm out, for that kinda dough rules go out the window.

editeur · 05-10-2014, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

She reneged

There are some nice photos of other sellers on this page, Melissa Ede is especially impressing.

Slick · 05-11-2014, 06:49 AM

Why would anyone pay that much for one fuck ?? For $800k, you could hire yourself a higher grade hooker for $1,000 a shot and enjoy 800 sessions, that's over two and a half years or hell, get a lower priced hooker for $500 and have 1,600 fucks or go economy at $200 and 4,000 fucks, that's like a different hooker a day for over 10 years !!!!

SilentKnight · 05-11-2014, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Why would anyone pay that much for one fuck ?? For $800k, you could hire yourself a higher grade hooker for $1,000 a shot and enjoy 800 sessions, that's over two and a half years or hell, get a lower priced hooker for $500 and have 1,600 fucks or go economy at $200 and 4,000 fucks, that's like a different hooker a day for over 10 years !!!!

Some people just see it as a quest for the conquest.

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