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So Fecking Bummed
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What's the one thing you love to do to a woman
That gets you horny but secretly.
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Living The Dream
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Make her pay for dinner.
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So fuckin' bored
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A very well made Borsch.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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When she picks me up a case of beer on the way home without being asked.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I like to spank 'em.
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Pay It Forward
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cook! watch her swallow my sweets
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I love to racism, bro!
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Divorce them.
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So Fucking Banned
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Tweet their naked pictures
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working on my tan
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cuck
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Wear her skin while I eat her brains.
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Pay It Forward
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make food old geezer!!
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working on my tan
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BACON BACON BACON
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Pay It Forward
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Fakecoin Investor
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dick she down on a birthday sex
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See signature :)
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See signature :)
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So Fucking Fabulous
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yup it gets me going!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I wake up with a raging hardon and split them peaches first thing in the morning.
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So fuckin' bored
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If a woman can't cook a good Borch, she can not make me horny. As we say here: "путь к сердцу мужчины лежит через его желудок" - go translate it.
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VIP
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So now I assume following turns you on: You teaching your woman cook an amazing Borsch. Am I right? ![]()
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Wipe her bottom for her...
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Registered User
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when she cleans the house, wash my clothes, makes dinner and washes the dishes. love her so much!
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So fuckin' bored
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![]() No I don't want to teach her. If she isn't learned to cook a good dinner for me, it's a big turn off. There are only two types of them: stupid blondes who can't do anything and want my money only (lazy and useless whores) or those who think that a women should not cook for a man at all (crazy emancipated feminists) - I don't like both. So a good Borsch is an universal test which tells me a lot about that woman ![]()
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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OMG I love that!
Always had it cold here in the US. Fell in love with it warm in Poland and Russia. One of my favorite hot summer day meals is to have it cold. The bottled stuff has gone down hill here. |
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working on my tan
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Too old to care
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Come home with her girlfriend.
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