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05-15-2014, 12:54 PM
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working on my tan
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I'm accepting donations for my upcoming surgery.
Finally going in for penis-reduction surgery.
The doctors are charging by the inch so this could get expensive. However not having to carry the plasma bag around for erections will be nice. Donations of cash, narcotics or liquor are welcome. Thank you. . |
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05-15-2014, 01:08 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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had my penis reduced... not a big deal at all.. Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine
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05-15-2014, 01:12 PM
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Making PHP work
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It will be cheap silly.
They don't charge much when removing 5 inches of genital wart from a penis tip. 
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05-15-2014, 01:15 PM
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what about fried chicken?
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05-15-2014, 01:15 PM
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05-15-2014, 01:16 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Gonna hang out with Chaz Bono?
   Any plans for the dismembered part of your penis?  ADG |
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05-15-2014, 01:17 PM
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Permanently Gone
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Haha you fuck, I came into this thread in a sympathetic mood. It must be my period.
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05-15-2014, 01:20 PM
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I make pixels work
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05-15-2014, 01:21 PM
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this thread |
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05-15-2014, 01:21 PM
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working on my tan
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05-15-2014, 01:22 PM
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working on my tan
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Or …. I might trade it for a Chevy Volt like ********** just got. . |
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05-15-2014, 01:23 PM
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working on my tan
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05-15-2014, 01:25 PM
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working on my tan
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05-15-2014, 01:27 PM
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Pay It Forward
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05-15-2014, 01:32 PM
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  Clearing a space for it...   Will fit in nicely next to Rasputin's cock I would imagine:  ADG |
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05-15-2014, 01:35 PM
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thread got weird!
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05-15-2014, 01:37 PM
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working on my tan
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05-15-2014, 01:39 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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why is Rasputins cock preserved..
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05-15-2014, 01:42 PM
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80/20 Rule
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Just give Lorena Bobbitt a knife. She'll do it for free.
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05-15-2014, 02:07 PM
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 Steve Hirsch will probably bite (I mean to save money).  ADG |
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05-15-2014, 03:49 PM
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See signature :)
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How many inches will they remove?
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05-15-2014, 07:27 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Donate it over at Lowry Park Zoo...They can always use some new wildlife in the manatee tanks. ;)
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05-15-2014, 07:28 PM
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Fakecoin Investor
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05-15-2014, 07:32 PM
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You seem like a do it yourself kind of guy.
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05-15-2014, 07:40 PM
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Pay It Forward
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05-15-2014, 08:01 PM
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Now this might seem kind of extreme at first, but I swear with the right amount of PCP in your system, your motherfucking penis won't be feeling a goddamn thing until you end up on your back in the back of a County provided limo ride to the hospital, where the procedure is completed by professionals (at taxpayer expense), meaning you get what's left of your junk cleaned up for free, and then all you do is you take Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine.       You could have a new career as a soprano rapper in the No Wang Clan.  Have luck!  ADG |
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05-16-2014, 01:24 AM
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05-16-2014, 01:59 AM
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Had my nut sack reduced once by getting married. Fuck that.
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05-16-2014, 07:57 AM
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你自己去他媽的
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some1 will donate aa big cock who want it
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05-16-2014, 08:15 AM
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Femcams.com
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Lucky bastard!
Can you not get a crazy girlfriend to cut it off? |
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05-16-2014, 09:26 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Have you considered a detachable penis?
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