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TDF · 03-08-2003, 04:28 PM

' join pipecrew cash..soon you will drive a hammer' lucl00ney

Pipecrew · 03-08-2003, 04:34 PM

He is one of our top affiliates for the Vietnam region

http://www.pipecrew.com/?ref/affiliates/lucloney

candyflip · 03-08-2003, 04:34 PM

"I am just a sexy girl"

strobi · 03-08-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
"I am just a sexy girl"

Dildozer · 03-08-2003, 04:40 PM

"I sale short UIN"

Turboface · 03-08-2003, 04:42 PM

This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely:

lucloney was a thief from philly
the methods he used were quite silly
standard internet did find
him trying to rape their behind
so with a saw they did cut off his willy.

You can read the entire thread here.

Classic.

Marcus · 03-08-2003, 04:43 PM

Labret talking about Aria's teeth, especially:
"You could open a Coke bottle in that shit"

still makes me laugh

Ray@TastyDollars · 03-08-2003, 04:44 PM

"cash your checks when they arrive and let's see if we can't move on"

Thats a quote form Robert Nasty, CTO - WebsiteBilling.com.

If you ask me thats some fuuuny shit

Ray

Loch · 03-08-2003, 04:46 PM

A guy asked for the 1 mill time for the best content out there at 1 buck or close there to....

Paul "Charly":

Dont try to fly like an eagel if you piss like a sparrow pal!

3Xguru · 03-08-2003, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
"I sale short UIN"

The best one

xxxdesign-net · 03-08-2003, 04:54 PM

"a little guy sucking won't hurt" -Pornjudge

corvette · 03-08-2003, 05:19 PM

Fletch XXX · 03-08-2003, 05:44 PM

'with the world in my hands, theres no one left to hear you scream'

angelsofporn · 03-08-2003, 05:53 PM

krome "why dont you check your mail"
That and him threatening to hurt me and murder the hun....

Babaganoosh · 03-08-2003, 05:54 PM

Fletch XXX · 03-08-2003, 05:55 PM

'Ya'll aint gone believe this, got the preacher wife sdayin, rock dat shit.'

12clicks · 03-08-2003, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely:

lucloney was a thief from philly
the methods he used were quite silly
standard internet did find
him trying to rape their behind
so with a saw they did cut off his willy.

You can read the entire thread here.

Classic.

Nah, my favorite is on my GFY card I think.
something like "don't call, write, email, or send me a fucking smoke signal"

Plat · 03-08-2003, 09:58 PM

It's a tie between "I sale short UIN's" and that other guy who kept trying to post pictures from his c: drive [IMG]c://bleh/cant/remember/name/lol[/IMG]

escorpio · 03-08-2003, 10:03 PM

Anything from "Krome Goes Psycho On The Hun." Best thread EVER!

rdunn404 · 03-09-2003, 12:26 AM

One of my favorite episodes was the guy who was pissed and ready to sue the person who 'posted the contents of his C drive' on GFY. Everyone was in on the joke but him. He just couldn't figure it out.

Voodoo · 03-09-2003, 12:49 AM

"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh."

03-08-2003, 04:28 PM	#1
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Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely: lucloney was a thief from philly the methods he used were quite silly standard internet did find him trying to rape their behind so with a saw they did cut off his willy. You can read the entire thread here. Classic. __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

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03-08-2003, 04:34 PM	#2
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03-08-2003, 04:43 PM	#7
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	Labret talking about Aria's teeth, especially: "You could open a Coke bottle in that shit" still makes me laugh

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	'Ya'll aint gone believe this, got the preacher wife sdayin, rock dat shit.' __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	It's a tie between "I sale short UIN's" and that other guy who kept trying to post pictures from his c: drive [IMG]c://bleh/cant/remember/name/lol[/IMG] __________________ Im fuckin retired

03-08-2003, 10:03 PM	#19
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03-09-2003, 12:26 AM	#20
rdunn404 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 999	One of my favorite episodes was the guy who was pissed and ready to sue the person who 'posted the contents of his C drive' on GFY. Everyone was in on the joke but him. He just couldn't figure it out.

03-09-2003, 12:49 AM	#21
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh." __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."