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fitzmulti · 05-28-2014, 04:25 PM

http://nesn.com/2014/05/fan-carlos-g...wers-game-gif/

Milwaukee Brewers fan Jordan Hynum is a BIG fan of outfielder Carlos Gomez. This much we know from her overwhelmed reaction when Gomez came over and gave her a hug before an April 27 game at Miller Park. After Tuesday night, it?s hard to imagine Hynum rooting for anyone else. Before his team?s contest against the Baltimore Orioles, Gomez surprised his favorite fan in the stands once again, this time inviting her onto the field to throw out the first pitch. The 15-year-old Hynum was (barely) able to hold her emotions in check before walking out to the mound to deliver a rather impressive first pitch to Gomez. Take notes, 50 Cent.

NaughtyRob · 05-28-2014, 04:54 PM

I like how she paused with that her ass in the air.....

oops, she's only 15.

brassmonkey · 05-28-2014, 05:07 PM

i know why its a big deal.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-28-2014, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti

You do have a point...Fiddy throws worse than a girl!

At least Mariah Carey was more adorable when she muffed:

My favorite first pitch:

ADG

kane · 05-28-2014, 06:35 PM

This reminds me of something that happened on the Howard Stern Show. His producer Gary Dell'abate got to throw out a first pitch for a Mets game. He was excited because he has been a Mets fan his entire life.

He practiced and worried about it and even went to a sports psychologist because he didn't want to mess it up. Sure enough, the pitch was terrible.

When he was throwing the pitch Artie Lange was standing near the dugout with a guy who is a security guard at the stadium. Gary throws the pitch and both of them start laughing. Artie says it was gay and the security guard said, "That was the gayest thing I have ever seen and I once saw a guy suck another guy's cock!"

Dead · 05-28-2014, 06:35 PM

fuckin lefties....

brassmonkey · 05-28-2014, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You do have a point...Fiddy throws worse than a girl!

At least Mariah Carey was more adorable when she muffed:

My favorite first pitch:

ADG

not kool dogg

TrashyGirl · 05-28-2014, 07:05 PM

MLB's R.B.I. (Reviving Baseball in Inner Cities) program wasn't big in Queens?

bronco67 · 05-28-2014, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

You do have a point...Fiddy throws worse than a girl!

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ADG

There's not too many thing I hate seeing more than a human male who has never learned proper throwing mechanics. It should be naturally ingrained in your DNA, but if it's not -- at least throw a few practice balls before embarrassing yourself in front of a stadium full of people.

bronco67 · 05-28-2014, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

http://nesn.com/2014/05/fan-carlos-g...wers-game-gif/

That's just so damn cute. How old is this girl again? I might be having thoughts I shouldn't be having.

MrBottomTooth · 05-28-2014, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

not kool dogg

Why does people making fun of a public celebrity screw-up bother you so much? Let me guess...is it because he's black?

Here's a tip, no one gives a shit that he's black. They are laughing because he throws like a spastic child.

GAMEFINEST · 05-28-2014, 08:29 PM

nice pitch

John-ACWM · 05-29-2014, 06:53 AM

right on!

romeo22 · 05-29-2014, 07:08 AM

so true..she is good with the balls

ottopottomouse · 05-29-2014, 09:08 AM

I'd fuck it up like that with my left hand too.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-29-2014, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Why does people making fun of a public celebrity screw-up bother you so much? Let me guess...is it because he's black?

Here's a tip, no one gives a shit that he's black. They are laughing because he throws like a spastic child.

QFT!

Rumor is that it was publicity for an upcoming album...

ADG

JennaFame · 05-29-2014, 09:19 AM

I love Kenny Powers, nice one AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

blackmonsters · 05-29-2014, 09:56 AM

I will laugh, but not too loud.
I played baseball and I'm pretty sure that at my age I would need to throw at least 5-10 warm up throws before
I could hit the plate with any velocity on the ball.
Sure I could lob one to the catcher but my first "fast ball" would probably be way off.

BettingHandle · 05-29-2014, 09:58 AM

Scott McD · 05-29-2014, 10:14 AM

seeandsee · 05-29-2014, 11:05 AM

50cent is like baby

SekobA · 05-29-2014, 11:49 AM

he's not for this game

mineistaken · 05-29-2014, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob

I like how she paused with that her ass in the air.....

oops, she's only 15.

I wanted to say "sexy babe" and afterwards read that she was 15

DamianJ would have been all over me for "calling little girls sexy babes"

mineistaken · 05-29-2014, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters

I will laugh, but not too loud.
I played baseball and I'm pretty sure that at my age I would need to throw at least 5-10 warm up throws before
I could hit the plate with any velocity on the ball.
Sure I could lob one to the catcher but my first "fast ball" would probably be way off.

That is natural. Your ball would not have been way off by 45 degrees (or whatever fifty made) though. It is just impossible unless your brain sends the wrong signal and you release too early.

bushwacker · 05-29-2014, 02:08 PM

God damn.

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