Russian Cat 'Orders' Man to Kill Stepfather - GoFuckYourself.com

eipstudios · 06-14-2014, 06:25 AM

A man in central Russia has blamed the family cat for making him kill his stepfather through mind control tactics, local investigators said.

The suspect did not elaborate on exactly how the feline gave the order to deliver multiple knife stabs to his 44-year-old stepfather, the Investigative Committee branch in the Republic of Chuvashia said.

"It's her, her! The cat! Ordered me to kill him, she did!" the man was cited by Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid as saying under interrogation.

The 31-year-old suspect, whose name was withheld, came to visit his mother and her new husband from the Russian Far East, the report said.

He appeared to have a track record of mental illness back at home, which may save him from spending up to 15 years in prison on murder charges, investigators said.

2MuchMark · 06-14-2014, 10:03 AM

Cats rule. Respect the cat.

brassmonkey · 06-14-2014, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

A man in central Russia has blamed the family cat for making him kill his stepfather through mind control tactics, local investigators said.

The suspect did not elaborate on exactly how the feline gave the order to deliver multiple knife stabs to his 44-year-old stepfather, the Investigative Committee branch in the Republic of Chuvashia said.

"It's her, her! The cat! Ordered me to kill him, she did!" the man was cited by Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid as saying under interrogation.

The 31-year-old suspect, whose name was withheld, came to visit his mother and her new husband from the Russian Far East, the report said.

He appeared to have a track record of mental illness back at home, which may save him from spending up to 15 years in prison on murder charges, investigators said.

cause the cat is a pussy and could not do it himself

Lichen · 06-14-2014, 10:14 AM

Russians are fucking sub-human creatures that should be killed on sight for the betterment of the world.

Pad · 06-14-2014, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

Russians are fucking sub-human creatures that should be killed on sight for the betterment of the world.

yeah they're almost as bad as those damn japs and potato farming micks

GregE · 06-14-2014, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

cause the cat is a pussy and could not do it himself

Not only that, but the boss never get's his or her own hands dirty.

BFT3K · 06-14-2014, 11:55 AM

I was killed by a cat once.

pornmasta · 06-14-2014, 11:59 AM

schizophrenia

crockett · 06-14-2014, 01:04 PM

Was his name Ivan Berkowitz?

06-14-2014, 06:25 AM	#1
eipstudios So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Teen Land Posts: 2,001	Russian Cat 'Orders' Man to Kill Stepfather A man in central Russia has blamed the family cat for making him kill his stepfather through mind control tactics, local investigators said. The suspect did not elaborate on exactly how the feline gave the order to deliver multiple knife stabs to his 44-year-old stepfather, the Investigative Committee branch in the Republic of Chuvashia said. "It's her, her! The cat! Ordered me to kill him, she did!" the man was cited by Komsomolskaya Pravda tabloid as saying under interrogation. The 31-year-old suspect, whose name was withheld, came to visit his mother and her new husband from the Russian Far East, the report said. He appeared to have a track record of mental illness back at home, which may save him from spending up to 15 years in prison on murder charges, investigators said.

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Lichen Tube Master Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,640	Russians are fucking sub-human creatures that should be killed on sight for the betterment of the world.

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