Can Someone Please Explain The Appeal of Soccer (Futbol)? - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 06-17-2014, 09:55 AM

100 football fails

Lichen · 06-17-2014, 10:16 AM

hey ThePornNerd, are you aware you are violating GFY sig rules?

Jel · 06-17-2014, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

hey ThePornNerd, are you aware you are violating GFY sig rules?

^ Well that isn't something only a complete wanker would post at all.

Antonio · 06-17-2014, 10:59 AM

It's just one of those things - my brother used to be super crazy about football, in his teens he got chased by other team's fans and a few seconds was all that saved him from getting a juicy beating (he and his friends barely managed to get into their car and drive off).

Another time he took off from school and got stranded in another city for two days during a severe snow storm, without my parents knowing where he was.

Yet another time, after a “super-awesome” victory of the national team, he “borrowed” the flag from the city council and was leading a massive group of joyous fans … until the cops interfered and reclaimed possession of the flag.

RyuLion · 06-17-2014, 11:17 AM

It's entertainment and the finals of the best of the best, these people have real skills..
Sounds like you don't have hobbies..

chaze · 06-17-2014, 11:28 AM

You have to play it, it's about the best at something you tried to do.

Jel · 06-17-2014, 11:35 AM

as for offside, here's how it is for girls & americans...

So, you're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the same till.

Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes that you have seen and you must have them.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them and is also eyeing them up with desire.

Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the woman in front of you if you had no money to pay for the shoes, wouldn't it now.

The shop assistant stays at the till.

Your friend is trying another pair of shoes on at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

Se prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does, you can catch the purse and walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.

At a pinch, she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper, and while the purse is in the air, you could nip round the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.

ALWAYS remember that until the purse has been thrown it would be just plain wrong of you to be ahead of the other shopper, considering she was there first.

Lichen · 06-17-2014, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

^ Well that isn't something only a complete wanker would post at all.

oh, so it's wrong to point out that someone is breaking board rules? i bet you'd be the first to bitch is someone started posting racial slurs or post illegal sites

go fuck yourself, asshat

Jel · 06-17-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

oh, so it's wrong to point out that someone is breaking board rules? i bet you'd be the first to bitch is someone started posting racial slurs or post illegal sites

go fuck yourself, asshat

bet how much? I'll take it

and your example is like the equivalent of grassing up a fellow 7 year old for shitting in someone's sandwich, versus running to the teacher because someone whispered to you during class.

Eat a dick, cock holster

BlackCrayon · 06-17-2014, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lykos

80% of the world is watching the world cup now and you ask what's the appeal ?

80% of the world uses facebook but i don't see the appeal.

MaDalton · 06-17-2014, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

oh, so it's wrong to point out that someone is breaking board rules? i bet you'd be the first to bitch is someone started posting racial slurs or post illegal sites

go fuck yourself, asshat

actually he is an advertiser...

Jel · 06-17-2014, 01:01 PM

lol, 2 fails inside a week. Great work

milambur · 06-17-2014, 01:04 PM

Any sport that requires you to move your ass for 45 minutes without a break is bound to have a hard time in the US...

The Porn Nerd · 06-17-2014, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by milambur

Any sport that requires you to move your ass for 45 minutes without a break is bound to have a hard time in the US...

Now THERE is a very good point! LOL

BTW: I never once said that anyone who's into soccer (futbol) is an idiot, stupid, what's wrong with them etc. Hey, if you dig it great. But I do not get it, that's all. Mostly just having fun here poking at all the soccer cultists but, at the end of the day, it's just a game and if it brings enjoyment to bilions then so be it.

Now, the rioting, violence and incessant noise-making is another matter. Then again, I don't understand why LA Lakers fans riot and burn the city after their team has WON. LOL

DamianJ · 06-17-2014, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

bet how much? I'll take it

and your example is like the equivalent of grassing up a fellow 7 year old for shitting in someone's sandwich, versus running to the teacher because someone whispered to you during class.

Eat a dick, cock holster

Where is that "like" button?

mineistaken · 06-17-2014, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

so much for the people who took the effort to type a serious reply to this ignorant assclown

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Originally Posted by _AdultDev_

Agreed, way to paint yourself as an ignorant fool.

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Are you saying I do not represent every American? Shocking! :D

Let's face it: soccer/futbol is for poor people with nothing better to do but relive their shitty childhood memories of growing up dirt poor and only having a wee wittle ballie to kick awound. People going apeshit over dudes passing a ball, dribbling back-and-forth in the middle of a gigantic field. Oh the strategy! Oh the anticipation! Oh the dirt poor nations of the world using a boring sport as an excuse to be nationalistic! Yay.

No thanks - give me sex NOW (fuck 'anticipation'). Give me scoring NOW. Let me win NOW. I am an AMERICAN and I WIN and this is why WE are #1 in th world, not fucking Brasil or Portugal or fucking France.

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Pfft.

Poor people? WTF are you mumbling about? This is loved and number one sport in many rich countries... Germany, UK and so on.
And really poor countries like India not loving it.

As these guys said:

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Originally Posted by nico-t

so much for the people who took the effort to type a serious reply to this ignorant assclown

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Originally Posted by _AdultDev_

Agreed, way to paint yourself as an ignorant fool.

mineistaken · 06-17-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Nope. The people watching those games are from foreign countries living here in the US. And I ain't iggnint. :D

Actually let's be honest here: ANY American who's "into" the World Cup is "into it" for one reason and one reason only: gambling. If an American can make a buck off it we'll watch. But just to shout 'USA! USA!'....no, that's what the Olympics are for.

Moron, half of the olympics sports are 10 times more boring and "less action" than football.

Just to remind of your stupidity: you called baseball and golf less boring than football.

That is like: say what

The Porn Nerd · 06-17-2014, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Moron, half of the olympics sports are 10 times more boring and "less action" than football.

Just to remind of your stupidity: you called baseball and golf less boring than football.

That is like: say what

Say THIS: New York fucking YANKESS baby!! 26 World Series and counting. Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, Derek-fucking-Jeter.

Eat our dust.

oppoten · 06-17-2014, 07:16 PM

MetaformX · 06-17-2014, 10:49 PM

but than again, what is the appeal of your network sites.

perhaps worry about the appeal of those and why they don't generate more than 5 sales a day in total

carry on big guy!

Sid70 · 06-17-2014, 11:14 PM

Not a fan of any sport to watch, i believe that all the mass sport types are weirdo zombie magic mind trick shit.

I ride a bike and swim - but that is just me.

Sid70 · 06-17-2014, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

100 football fails

I watched LOL Thanks

jimmycastor · 06-18-2014, 01:01 AM

bred and games, worldcup is a time in europe where politicians and lobbyists love to pass thru ugly laws and conspirate at its best
and yes, im european , not gay and footbal bores me to dead

The Porn Nerd · 06-18-2014, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaformX

but than again, what is the appeal of your network sites.

perhaps worry about the appeal of those and why they don't generate more than 5 sales a day in total

carry on big guy!

Thanks but my sites do way, way more than 5 sales a day. LOL

Sid70 · 06-18-2014, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Thanks but my sites do way, way more than 5 sales a day. LOL

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Sid70 · 06-18-2014, 08:43 AM

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PR_Glen · 06-18-2014, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I noticed that it is common perception among North American people - they base their opinion on sport depending on how many points are being scored.
Abd they want to introduce rules everywhere in order to get more points. Not only football, but also hockey, basketball and so on. The more points the better the sport

Simple entertainment

As per usual your assumptions are incorrect...

Plenty of people in North America love the sport as well. I love how quick you are to point out how narrow our points of view are yet you are always the first to point your fingers at others.

The Porn Nerd · 06-18-2014, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

Fix the link: http://www.pornnerdcash.com/ that leads to: http://www.suckonitbaby/ - thank me later.

I will thank you now.

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Originally Posted by Sid70

http://www.aggressivedollars.com/ - needs redesign BADLY IMO.

Yes indeed - I just acquired this Program so a re-design is on its' way!

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

As per usual your assumptions are incorrect...

Plenty of people in North America love the sport as well. I love how quick you are to point out how narrow our points of view are yet you are always the first to point your fingers at others.

"North America" would include Mexico and Canada so I suppose you have a point. But where are all the AMERICANS chiming in to disagree with my point that Americans do not understand or care about soccer?

Fuck man, Americans are so disinterested in soccer/futbol that they won't even click on a thread discussing it. LOL

Check out The Colbert Report last night for the best example of how we Americans feel about soccer and the World Cup.

BlazeMaker · 06-21-2014, 11:59 PM

I'll happily watch any code of football, but Association Football (soccer) is my favourite. I understand the skills, the rules, and the tactics. All the midfield play and missed attempts are almost as exciting as the goals themselves.

Essentially any game that uses a round ball has the most accurate results based on skill.
I'll happily watch Rugby (union and league) but how many times will there be a "favourable bounce" that is the difference between a try or not. Similarly this is a failing in Australian Rukes football, but at least that's a fast and high scoring game.
Gaelic football and hurling are better for using a round ball.

As for gridiron (American football) that is just too technical and for someone such as myself that does not know the rules, gridiron is interrupted by incomprehensible stoppages that slow everything down.

If you really need a game that requires understanding before any appreciation, try cricket. One test match goes for 5 days and can finish a draw.

georgeyw · 06-22-2014, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BlazeMaker

I'll happily watch any code of football, but Association Football (soccer) is my favourite. I understand the skills, the rules, and the tactics. All the midfield play and missed attempts are almost as exciting as the goals themselves.

Essentially any game that uses a round ball has the most accurate results based on skill.
I'll happily watch Rugby (union and league) but how many times will there be a "favourable bounce" that is the difference between a try or not. Similarly this is a failing in Australian Rukes football, but at least that's a fast and high scoring game.
Gaelic football and hurling are better for using a round ball.

As for gridiron (American football) that is just too technical and for someone such as myself that does not know the rules, gridiron is interrupted by incomprehensible stoppages that slow everything down.

If you really need a game that requires understanding before any appreciation, try cricket. One test match goes for 5 days and can finish a draw.

What are you talking about?

Players learn how to read the bounce and utilise the bounce, stop speaking out of your ass.

Sid70 · 06-22-2014, 11:30 AM

Don't wanna insult anyone but in my books

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BlazeMaker · 06-25-2014, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

What are you talking about?

Players learn how to read the bounce and utilise the bounce, stop speaking out of your ass.

FWIW, I have shot 100's of premier grade rugby matches , regular rounds, finals and interstate over 10 seasons. Yes, of course rugby players learn to read the bounce, but the bounce has to actually happen to be read and a favourable bounce often makes the difference to score. It's hard to utilise a bounce that delivers to the opposition on defense. Do you never hear the commentary?

The trajectory and bounce of a round ball is very much determined by the way it was hit in the first place.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	It's just one of those things - my brother used to be super crazy about football, in his teens he got chased by other team's fans and a few seconds was all that saved him from getting a juicy beating (he and his friends barely managed to get into their car and drive off). Another time he took off from school and got stranded in another city for two days during a severe snow storm, without my parents knowing where he was. Yet another time, after a “super-awesome” victory of the national team, he “borrowed” the flag from the city council and was leading a massive group of joyous fans … until the cops interfered and reclaimed possession of the flag.

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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	as for offside, here's how it is for girls & americans... So, you're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the same till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes that you have seen and you must have them. The female shopper in front of you has seen them and is also eyeing them up with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be rude to push in front of the woman in front of you if you had no money to pay for the shoes, wouldn't it now. The shop assistant stays at the till. Your friend is trying another pair of shoes on at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. Se prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does, you can catch the purse and walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes. At a pinch, she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper, and while the purse is in the air, you could nip round the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes. ALWAYS remember that until the purse has been thrown it would be just plain wrong of you to be ahead of the other shopper, considering she was there first.

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MetaformX Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,704	but than again, what is the appeal of your network sites. perhaps worry about the appeal of those and why they don't generate more than 5 sales a day in total carry on big guy!

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jimmycastor So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 342	bred and games, worldcup is a time in europe where politicians and lobbyists love to pass thru ugly laws and conspirate at its best and yes, im european , not gay and footbal bores me to dead

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06-21-2014, 11:59 PM	#129
BlazeMaker Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 62	I'll happily watch any code of football, but Association Football (soccer) is my favourite. I understand the skills, the rules, and the tactics. All the midfield play and missed attempts are almost as exciting as the goals themselves. Essentially any game that uses a round ball has the most accurate results based on skill. I'll happily watch Rugby (union and league) but how many times will there be a "favourable bounce" that is the difference between a try or not. Similarly this is a failing in Australian Rukes football, but at least that's a fast and high scoring game. Gaelic football and hurling are better for using a round ball. As for gridiron (American football) that is just too technical and for someone such as myself that does not know the rules, gridiron is interrupted by incomprehensible stoppages that slow everything down. If you really need a game that requires understanding before any appreciation, try cricket. One test match goes for 5 days and can finish a draw. __________________ Custom video content creation in HD, 4K stereoscopic 3D

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