just to let you know they are going to spoil star wars

[DVTimes]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/s...ameo-role.html

Tom Cruise in Star Wars. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[DamianJ]

Whatever happened to you promising to stop posting fucking pointless shit news stories here you content stealing fuckstick.

[pornguy]

I stopped thinking he would ruin everything he was in after watching Interview with a vampire. he really pulled off the part just like the books described. If a bit on the short side.

[bronco67]

It's not a cameo if we all know about it.

Remember when a movie would just come out, and you knew nothing about it beforehand? I miss those days because now we're along for the ride from conception to finish. Sucks.

As far as Tom Cruise goes, I don't understand this grudge everyone is holding against him...for what? Jumping on a couch when Oprah asked him too? There's only one Tom Cruise, and he delivers 110% in every movie he's in. Fuck the haters.

[michael.kickass]

I like the guy but he's not star wars material. Star Wars' cast should be a bunch of talented unknown actors imho.

[Jel]

Tom Cruise *IS* Jack Reacher! l o l

[beerptrol]

I'll wait to see the movie before I run to GFY and post a worthless drama queen thread about how someone ruined the movie

[Scott McD]

Didn't the last 3 movies spoil it already ??

[Joshua G]

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Didn't the last 3 movies spoil it already ??

4 movies...return of the jedi was terrible & made even worse by the update.

[PornDiscounts-V]

Tom Cruise last movie was a flop.

[MrBottomTooth]

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Didn't the last 3 movies spoil it already ??

Exactly. Im not sure who is a worse actor... the guy who played Anakin Skywalker, or the kid who played him in the phantom menace. Such cringe worthy dialogue and performances from both of them. It's like he asked "what's my motivation in this scene?" and every time George Lucas would reply "pretend you're made out of wood."

[thegreatestporn]

Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

4 movies...return of the jedi was terrible & made even worse by the update.

The first 20 minutes were gold when I was a kid in the 80s. (Hint, Carrie Fischer)

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

4 movies...return of the jedi was terrible & made even worse by the update.

I loved ROTJ.

Not as much as the first two obviously, but still thought it was great...


Edit: yes the updates didn't add anything to it.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Exactly. Im not sure who is a worse actor... the guy who played Anakin Skywalker, or the kid who played him in the phantom menace. Such cringe worthy dialogue and performances from both of them. It's like he asked "what's my motivation in this scene?" and every time George Lucas would reply "pretend you're made out of wood."

Yup. Horrible acting in all the new movies for me.

I posted this a few weeks ago but the Phantom Menace was on tv here recently and since it was just starting i decided to sit through it again. It was so painful, i couldn't. Think i lasted an hour at most. Has to be one of the worst films made. The next two weren't much better...

[Marcus Aurelius]

Originally Posted by DVTimes

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/s...ameo-role.html

Tom Cruise in Star Wars. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

"- Tom Cruise is playing Hans brother Han Yolo.

He will replace Ford in many of the Han Solo scenes (Ford will now appear as Han Solo in a reduced role after he recovers fully)"


That's fucked.

[CDSmith]

Can you really ruin something that's already been ruined?

Once you hit bottom there's really nowhere to go but up. Unless... the bottom falls out. :D

I would hope that with this and other episodes they make that they manage to improve the story, not kill it further. I hear Mark Hamill is turning in his food stamps and has a part in the new SW's.

[PR_Glen]

Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

4 movies...return of the jedi was terrible & made even worse by the update.

good god, the hate is starting to spread to the original 3 now? Return of the Jedi was fucking awesome, hands down. Criticizing it 30 years later is ludicrous. If you go over the first two movies you can find oddities and odd choices in those as well, doesn't make them any worse.

if they plug cruise in there it will be someone so minor it wont even matter either way so I can't imagine why anyone would get upset about it. The bottom line is lucas is out of the mix so that alone will make it better.

[2MuchMark]

I'm really excited for the new Star Wars movie, especially since it has the original cast returning, and because its directed by JJ Abrams who did a great job on Star Trek and Mission Impossible 3 (MI 1 was the best, MI2 sucked).

And maybe Tom Cruise is wonky, but he's a great actor. I thought Edge of Tomorrow was kind of so-so, but I *LOVED* Oblivion and Vanilla Sky. If you really want to see what a good actor he can be though, watch Born on the Fourth of July.

Should Cruise be in the next Star Wars? No, not even in a Cameo.

Don't bash the current Star Wars makers for considering Tom Cruise though. George Lucas after all, Actually shot scenes with NSYNC for Star Wars Attack of the Clones before finally listening to others who begged him to yank those scenes out of the final print. Phew!

[Joshua G]

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

good god, the hate is starting to spread to the original 3 now? Return of the Jedi was fucking awesome, hands down. Criticizing it 30 years later is ludicrous. If you go over the first two movies you can find oddities and odd choices in those as well, doesn't make them any worse.

why...i didnt like it in 1983 & GFY did not exist for me to post about it.

its just IMO. i thought the ewoks were stupid, there was no action from the death of jabba to the final attack. the whole thing that leia is suddenly a jedi sister was retarded & pointless. what did that revelation add to the story? only that Han was relieved when he was no longer competing for Leias pussy.

i am not exactly alone on this cause rottentomatoes lists episode 4 at 93%, episode 5 at 96% & episode 6 at 78%.

i do however agree that leia in a bikini did start the movie off well.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by **********

I'm really excited for the new Star Wars movie, especially since it has the original cast returning, and because its directed by JJ Abrams

It's just a pity he is only doing the first of the new movies...

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by bronco67

It's not a cameo if we all know about it.

Remember when a movie would just come out, and you knew nothing about it beforehand? I miss those days because now we're along for the ride from conception to finish. Sucks.

As far as Tom Cruise goes, I don't understand this grudge everyone is holding against him...for what? Jumping on a couch when Oprah asked him too? There's only one Tom Cruise, and he delivers 110% in every movie he's in. Fuck the haters.

because he is a brainwashed scientology fuckstick...

[seeandsee]

Lol just bring it on

[SBJ]

I heard they were replacing jar jar binks with Miley cyrus too

[RebelR]

Originally Posted by JoshGirls Josh

why...i didnt like it in 1983 & GFY did not exist for me to post about it.

its just IMO. i thought the ewoks were stupid, there was no action from the death of jabba to the final attack. the whole thing that leia is suddenly a jedi sister was retarded & pointless. what did that revelation add to the story? only that Han was relieved when he was no longer competing for Leias pussy.

i am not exactly alone on this cause rottentomatoes lists episode 4 at 93%, episode 5 at 96% & episode 6 at 78%.

i do however agree that leia in a bikini did start the movie off well.

Revealing that Leia was Luke's sister meant that Vader could use the knowledge to enrage him and lead him on the path to the Dark Side. When it didn't work, the Emperor found Luke expendible, since he had a twin. That set in motion Vader's redemption.

Over the years, seeing many of the documentaries on the making of Star Wars, I'm of the opinion that the movies were great in spite of George Lucas. It seems that the more creative control he got, the cheesier it got. Case in point, Ewoks, the "Special Editions" effects added later. And the last 3 movies. I had hoped Disney and Abrams would have learned from the franchises past mistakes, I'm still holding on to a glimmer of hope though.

[mikesouth]

Originally Posted by Jel

Tom Cruise *IS* Jack Reacher! l o l

Really? You clearly never read a Jack reacher book....

Reacher is 6'5" tall with a 50-inch chest, and weighing between 220 and 250 pounds. He has ice-blue eyes and dirty blond hair. He has very little body fat.


Exactly what about tom cruise is anywhere near that?

[balint]

Star Wars is the best thing that ever happend with mankind (Tom maybe will act as Chewbacca )

[Seth Manson]

I'll wait till this one hits Netflix.

[John-ACWM]

He's unique, he made some really good movies, I don't hate the guy.