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I'm a great bowler.
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What if you had 2 months to live?
What would you do? I know most people will say travel the wrold, experience life, enjoy their final two months and live it up with friends and family.
Now here's the catch. What would you do if you were told you had 2 months to live and was dead ass broke? No car, no license, no money, nothing. You have enough money for bills and that's it. Granted you could probably stop paying your bills (what are they going to do, send you to collections?). But let's say you're honest and keep paying your bills. What would you do if you had 2 months to live and was dead ass broke?
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visit hardlinks.org
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teach kids whatever I have learned so far about life.
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I would spend as much time with my kid as I could.
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I'm a great bowler.
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Yeah, I would also spend as much time with family (especially kids) as possible.
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working on my tan
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Finally take the risk of visiting Chicago. lol
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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i would do a poo...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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mmmm, ill leave all my money to my parents, fuck each girl that i can, spend some drinks with friends, enjoy some drugs, mmm, not to much
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Money does not really matter i think. Quiet had all the money in the world, 38 and as far as i know he did not do a whole lot.
If you have 2 months left you're probably taking a dive in health pretty damn quick and it will take you by storm. Personally i am with Tam on this one (and i 'd ask her to send me some more jolly rangers asap ;-)).
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Porn Pusher
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Spend time with family.. mainly my kids
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What else can you do but be with family and friends ?
If you don't have the money to do the things you said, then it narrows it down massively. Unless you wanted to go on a killing spree of the people you hate... ![]() |
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I still have the shoes you sent me in my Glass Corner Cabinet in my office - they hurt my feet to wear them. lol
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Just wait ...
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I would do some crazy crap like rob a bank, or blow up time square hahaha.
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There can be only one
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Catch up on past seasons of 24.
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I would spend my time on GFY
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AMP!!
Good to see you're still here. Thought about you several times past few years. Guess you surpassed the two months;p @Tam, nice! Some shoes aren't made for normal people even though half your country thinks we actually walk on those;-)
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Ik ben een aap
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Not much you can do, try to have as much fun times as possible, laugh a lot, love a lot, be a good person and just get ready for what is coming.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Become a vigilante
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See signature :)
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I hope there is no correlation between this and your stroke/not stroke thread?
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I'm a great bowler.
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i would submit porn galleries
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Mainstream since 2010
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I'd spend it all with my kids
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fgfdftre6
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I would do nothing except each bowls and bowls of mac and cheese. I would go to city hall and take a shit on the steps in broad daylight then call it "performance art".
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You aren't going to ninja up on anyone in them, that's for damn sure.. if I had two months to live, I'd walk around in my wooden shoes to annoy the living crap out f people around me - I'd go grocery shopping in them. lol
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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Steal a car
Rob a gas station Buy some blow and hit a night club Pull mad bitches from club to hotel and feed em blow off my cock Wake up rinse and repeat When the law closes in fuck it got nothing to lose ![]() |
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Bring your ass, it's not that bad here, at least sharks can't eat ya here.
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Please dont fuck animals
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We all told you to get your stroke symptoms checked out right away. Now look what's happened.
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Just what I do now... Nothing more, nothing less.
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live in the province and enjoy nature
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HAL 9000
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Spend all the time with my family
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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cuck
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I would get a license. Take out a loan and buy a car. Fuck and impregnate as many women as possible in back of said car. Circle of life complete.
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