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59 year old woman outraged and indignant that 55 year old isn't turned on by her sagging body
Why this brutal scrutiny of myself? It was time to counter the damage of my culture, my own soft-held fear and to pour warm love on my own soul. It was time to claim every mark and not-perfect inch of my own body -- a body that had been called "too wrinkled" by a man who was fetched by my energy and my mind, but did not like the bare truth of me. His name was Dave and he was 55 years old.
We met on a dating site. Dave was interesting, gentlemanly and bright. He held my hand and toured with me on long bicycle rides. He drove many miles to come to my door. He made meals for us both and ruffled my dog's happy head. I was enticed and longed for the full knowing of this man. And so, we planned a weekend together. That's when things got confusing, unspoken and just-not-quite there. We went to bed in a couple's way -- unclothed and touching -- all parts near. Kisses were shared and sleep came in hugs. I attempted more intimacy throughout the weekend and was deterred each time. On Monday evening over the phone, I asked this man who had shared my bed for three nights running why we had not made love. "Your body is too wrinkly," he said without a pause. "I have spoiled myself over the years with young woman. I just can't get excited with you. I love your energy and your laughter. I like your head and your heart. But, I just can't deal with your body." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robin-...fifty&ir=Fifty ![]() |
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working on my tan
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I'm glad I'm not a woman
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I always laugh when I see this bullshit commercial with the decrepit old hag laughing it up that she snagged a younger man (who in real life could easily score a chick 20+ years younger than himself), as if that guy would want to have anything to do with her wrinkled old ass:
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If you don't get hard, you don't get hard. Lucky for her she got a real answer and no longer has to worry and wonder.
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Past her sell by date
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I'm a great bowler.
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I fucked an old chick once. I think she was 65 or so. It wasn't that bad.
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Over 25 = over the hill
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I'm a great bowler.
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When every guy is 90, his ideal woman will still be the same.
18 years old. Not saying I'm not turned on by women of all ages...but there's NOTHING like banging a hot young girl with perfect skin.
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if you like old women, you are gay
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That's kind of what I was thinking - how would she like it if she got some made up crap and then seen it somewhere else or heard it? If you don't want the answer, then don't ask the questions in my opinion!
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women are so F'ed up in the head its mind blowing... she ask the guy for his opinion and he gave it... now she's whining in an article in hopes of getting acceptance from women bashing "Dave" a guy who told the truth
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I am also glad that you are not a woman ...
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Good that the guy was honest, though he couldve done better with his choice of words
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I wish L-Pink was a woman.
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welcome to modern day feminism
you have no right not to like a woman else they go cry on jezbell and huffingtonpost about the patriarchy and the staight white men ![]() |
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Sometimes it's best to tell a little white lie when it's at the expense of another person. He should have just said...the truth is, I'm 55 and we all know upwards of 40 things just aren't what they once were. It's all me. |
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Acceptance also means accepting that you are just fat and it's not the end of the goddamned world to be told so.
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I need feminism because i need something to laugh.
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a 55yo lady in my neighborhood set up a dating profile on match i believe it was. she was really lonely and wanted someone to go on adventures with. she's retired and crazy active. she told me that she put the age range of men up to 75 years i think it was. lots of men chatted her up and some met for coffee etc. nothing went past that so she asked a few of them if there was an issue, something she said or did that was offputting. nearly all told her she was too old for them and this came from men that were 15-20 years older than she is! i guess guys never give up on wanting the younger women....at least not here in the OC. i feel sorry for the woman
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It's men's revenge for women being stone cold bitches when they're young and actually look good naked.
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When I did tgp galleries the best selling gallery I ever did featured a solo of old grandmother with wrinkles, big sagged tits with veins in them, she had a gut, stretch marks, yellow teeth, varicose veins, I described her a being 72. And this old lady sold more memberships than anything else I ever promoted. Teen, Ebony, Anal, Gauge, Tawny Stone, everything.
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He was a dick about it. He should of said this isnt working and hung up.
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