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bigpappa17934 · 07-30-2014, 08:28 PM

So I was roaming around facebook today and happened across a post from a very religious friend of mine. I couldn't believe my EYES!!!!! While I am sure this isn't a REAL item that you can REALLY purchase, I still got a kick out of it and thought that I should share with all...... Anyone else have any other good ones?

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EddyTheDog · 07-30-2014, 08:31 PM

Someone posted it the other day, it is a joke but some of that site is a bit twisted...

I have a warped sense of humor, but.....

bigpappa17934 · 07-30-2014, 08:32 PM

Awww...I must have missed it the other day.... HOLY FUCK though!! Could you imagine if this thing was REAL?!!!

EddyTheDog · 07-30-2014, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bigpappa17934

Awww...I must have missed it the other day.... HOLY FUCK though!! Could you imagine if this thing was REAL?!!!

I bet you will find one if you shop around...

Casino Cash Ginny · 07-30-2014, 10:58 PM

I had to post that on facebook. My parents raised me in a fundamentalist church where even cabbage patch dolls were touched by the great deceiver. I was terrified of a fiery eternity. Then one day I realized Burning would be a lot better than being stuck with a bunch of Hypocritical assholes for the rest of time. I imagine that's where the good party will be anyway. I have gotten early release for time served.

Petra · 07-30-2014, 11:10 PM

Hmmm...I can think of ways to use that cross to make "sin zones" more accessible. ;-)

yuu.design · 07-31-2014, 07:42 AM

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aka123 · 07-31-2014, 08:08 AM

That seems to be joke, but antimasturbation items in general are not a joke. Most common historical item is kind a pouch with peehole, the idea is to prevent erection (no room to stand up).

MiamiBoyz · 07-31-2014, 01:57 PM

Strap On Princess · 07-31-2014, 02:18 PM

I'd like to use it in my next shoot!

Double trouble · 07-31-2014, 02:32 PM

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aka123 · 07-31-2014, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

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brassmonkey · 07-31-2014, 02:36 PM

torture

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Dailydiapers · 07-31-2014, 11:09 PM

LOL google the phone number

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bigpappa17934 The One and Only Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Denver Colorado Posts: 221	Anti Masturbation Tool.... no joke! So I was roaming around facebook today and happened across a post from a very religious friend of mine. I couldn't believe my EYES!!!!! While I am sure this isn't a REAL item that you can REALLY purchase, I still got a kick out of it and thought that I should share with all...... Anyone else have any other good ones? http://stopmasturbationnow.org/self-...ous-sin-zones/ __________________ Twitter Facebook SnapChat

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