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Old 09-16-2014, 03:08 AM   #1
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Miss America...Are we OUT of beautiful women in America?

Did you catch Miss America the other day?

I've never seen such a sorry ass group of women in any Miss America pageant.

A few had some nice bodies, that's a given, but most had burned out, beat up faces.

Normally in a grand pageant like Miss America, there are a handful of "stunners" and it's hard to decide who will win. This time it seemed like a contest to find the least objectionable woman to wear the crown.

Too much skanky make-up covering their pre-aged, mis-shaped faces, bags under eyes, crooked teeth, cheap blonde dye jobs and mis-shaped figures. Did the women get more points for the thickest thighs? Where do some of these women even get the notion to be in a pageant to begin with? When daddy told her how beautiful she was at 10, that message must've went to her ego.

Most of the women looked unhealthy. They did not look like women in their 20's, but rather late 30's, divorced with one kid each. (judging by the thick fat hips and thighs I saw) I think it's a sign of the times due to the poor diets Americans have.

Don't get me wrong, if you take about 5 of them and toss them in a dark bar, they would be smoking hot! But, this is Miss America, and these are the best women from each state? Seriously? They should've just put t-shirts on them and hosed 'em down, then we'd have something to look at.

All the really hot women seem to be in modeling, acting and porn. Miss America gets all the leftovers. So sad.

Can't wait for Miss Universe, then we'll see the true definition of "beautiful women."

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Old 09-16-2014, 03:10 AM   #2
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americans are fat
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Old 09-16-2014, 03:16 AM   #3
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I totally agree. If you see a thin American over 40, he/she is usually an actor. The average American at the supermarket or at a restaurant is always fat. I hardly ever see fit trim adults over 40 anywhere when I got out.

Americans look great on tv and in the movies, but in real life, they are all fat diabetic pigs eating processed foods, popping anti depressants and hard on pills at age 40. Americans are a disgusting race of people, and I'm saying that as an American, born and raised here.
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Old 09-16-2014, 03:24 AM   #4
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Putin`s fault, I guess .
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I actually think that the internet and social media now have something to do with it. Although I didn't watch the pageant, I think a lot of them are pretty just based on a few pictures I have seen. Still, there was once a time when if you wanted attention and notoriety that you might be able to parlay into a career in the entertainment field, the pageant circuit was one way to do it. Now you can just post pictures of yourself online and make Youtube videos and you have just as much chance of being discovered.
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Old 09-16-2014, 03:45 AM   #6
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Old 09-16-2014, 03:57 AM   #7
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I was expecting pics
same here. No token contestants though
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Old 09-16-2014, 03:59 AM   #8
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:16 AM   #9
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Baddog is no fatty.

Oh, but you said Americans over forty. He couldn't be more than twenty five.
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Old 09-16-2014, 04:50 AM   #10
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It looks that instead of Miss America you have chosen Miss India.

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Old 09-16-2014, 06:38 AM   #11
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I totally agree. If you see a thin American over 40, he/she is usually an actor. The average American at the supermarket or at a restaurant is always fat. I hardly ever see fit trim adults over 40 anywhere when I got out.

Americans look great on tv and in the movies, but in real life, they are all fat diabetic pigs eating processed foods, popping anti depressants and hard on pills at age 40. Americans are a disgusting race of people, and I'm saying that as an American, born and raised here.
did you just turn 40 by chance? I don't know how I could tell..


pssst! Miss America is never 40...
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Old 09-16-2014, 06:44 AM   #12
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I actually think that the internet and social media now have something to do with it. Although I didn't watch the pageant, I think a lot of them are pretty just based on a few pictures I have seen. Still, there was once a time when if you wanted attention and notoriety that you might be able to parlay into a career in the entertainment field, the pageant circuit was one way to do it. Now you can just post pictures of yourself online and make Youtube videos and you have just as much chance of being discovered.
I think its because girls post so much stuff they shouldn't online that keeps them away from these kind of competitions. They know how negative those stories can go once they get 'leaked'. Sometimes even during the competitions themselves. The bs image of perfect girls have long been spoiled and competitions like this are going the way of the dinosaur--which is probably a good thing.
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Old 09-16-2014, 08:40 AM   #13
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They seriously need to change their diet.
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Hell I just wanna know where they found 50 20 somethings with good bodies and no ink....
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The USA is far from out of beautiful women, I see stunning looking girls from the US all the time, they just don't wanna waste their life competing for this stupid title. Go to a night club in Las Vegas, LA, NYC, Miami and you'll be surrounded with 10's all night long. Hell go to a high end restaurant in either of those cities and the girl who greets you at the desk will be better looking than the contestants on Miss Universe.
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Old 09-16-2014, 12:12 PM   #18
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Hell I just wanna know where they found 50 20 somethings with good bodies and no ink....
...and/or no nude/topless selfies or pro-type nude/topless photo shoots to be "discovered" later on....
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