DWB's tip for getting a great seat on an airplane

[DWB]

This works on both international and domestic flights ONLY if it is not a sold out or jam packed flight. I would say this works 80% of the time and really is a blessing for those long international flights. This will NOT work for First or Business class seats if you are flying economy.

STEP ONE:

When you check in, ask them for an emergency exit row, or ask them if it's a full load and if it's not, if you can sit alone because you are somewhat claustrophobic. This will also let you know if the plane is over booked or not and if step two is even an option.

STEP TWO:

This one is simple... Be the last person on the plane.

Let everyone board before you because they will go directly to their seats. The line will ALWAYS bottle neck as they enter the plane so give them all time to get in and get seated. Wait until the final boarding call and make your move...

Board the plane and start looking for empty seats. Sometimes you will even find empty rows. Walk around, look for the one that you want and sit in it.

Once they close the aircraft doors, that means all passengers are on and if nobody is in the seats you want, you own it. The attendants do not care where you sit and will not bother you about it.

When I do not fly business, this is ALWAYS my plan of attack and probably 80% or more of the time I will get an entire row to myself where I can lay down and sleep.

Happy flying, and think of me when you are sleeping like a baby, spread out across an entire row on your way to Hong Kong.

[SmokeyTheBear]

or you wait until the attendant are busy and you sneak up into biz class and inform one of the passengers your a sky marshal and not to make a fuss but to move to economy so you can watch a suspected terrorist

[Verbal]

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

or you wait until the attendant are busy and you sneak up into biz class and inform one of the passengers your a sky marshal and not to make a fuss but to move to economy so you can watch a suspected terrorist

LOL

[BVF]

i just ask 4 an aisle seat

[Halcyon]

I like DWB's and Smokey's plans!!!

[robfantasy]

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

or you wait until the attendant are busy and you sneak up into biz class and inform one of the passengers your a sky marshal and not to make a fuss but to move to economy so you can watch a suspected terrorist

hahaha thats funny

[DWB]

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

or you wait until the attendant are busy and you sneak up into biz class and inform one of the passengers your a sky marshal and not to make a fuss but to move to economy so you can watch a suspected terrorist

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Good one!

[MattO]

I waited to go last onto my last flight and the fucker was full up and I couldn't find overhead space for my shit. Fuckers.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by BVF

i just ask 4 an aisle seat

But why go for a seat when you can get an entire row, or empty seats next to you?

It's not really worth it for short flights, but anything over 6 hours for me and I need serious comfort.

[AndrewKanuck]

Originally Posted by BVF

i just ask 4 an aisle seat

Really? I find window seats much better - easier to lay to the side, and nobody trying to climb over you, and no drink carts running into your leg

[DWB]

Originally Posted by MattO

I waited to go last onto my last flight and the fucker was full up and I couldn't find overhead space for my shit. Fuckers.

That is where STEP ONE comes in... ya can't forget this step.

Gotta work it in 2 parts. They will let you know if it's a full load or not. Get that info, and plan accordingly.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by AndrewKanuck

Really? I find window seats much better - easier to lay to the side, and nobody trying to climb over you, and no drink carts running into your leg

I'm with you. If I do get stuck, give me a window.

I'm 6'1 and on an aisle seat, but knee ALWAYS get nailed by a cart.

[OzMan]

Good advice except step two never works for me as every trans pacific economy flight I've been on has been packed out.

On step one I would add that to be sure of getting an exit row/bulkhead you need to be first in line at check in which is usually at least four hours prior to departure or sweet talk another rep before the check in even opens and make sure it's not part way thru' a flight or those seats will be already gone.

I would be chicken to try the claustrophobic idea too as it sounds like "I might go apeshit on this flight, just to let you know" but if it works for you great

[fuzebox]

Emergancy exit row is a huge one for me... I never seem to be able to book it online You mean you can just ask at preboarding or what?

[Verity]

I'm one of those stupid 'nice' people that gives up their beautiful aisle seat with vacant centre to the split up honeymooning couple, only to get stuck next to some overweight stinky alcoholic who drools in his sleep for 14 hours..... never again lol

[Verity]

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Emergancy exit row is a huge one for me... I never seem to be able to book it online You mean you can just ask at preboarding or what?

I always prebook whatever seats I can when booking, then ask again at check-in... usually works

[MattO]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

That is where STEP ONE comes in... ya can't forget this step.

Gotta work it in 2 parts. They will let you know if it's a full load or not. Get that info, and plan accordingly.

Yea, I usually try to get the emergency aisle, but they always find out how drunk I am and kick me out into a normal aisle.

[Viper2K1]

i'm a tall guy ... long legs
always ask for an aisle seat also ... just sucks that you need to get up when the other person(s) need to take a leak or just want to walk around a bit ... and then get up again when they're back.

Maybe it's just luck, but often when I give the chick (or gay guy) that prints your boarding card a nice smile and a wink, i end up sitting at a good row LOL

Would rather go biz-class, but for intercontinental-flights, the rates are pretty insane.

[WiredGuy]

I find all flights these days are really jam packed except for redeyes.
WG

[Penthouse Tony]

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I find all flights these days are really jam packed except for redeyes.
WG

yeah every once in awhile i get lucky. Morning flights on weekends sometimes aren't that bad except that you have to get up for them.

[DWB]

Where are you guys flying to that is always packed?

Most of my travel is to Asia or Latin America. Lots of empty seats on those most of the time.

[Juicy D. Links]

when iboard the plane my penis is hanging out from my zipper

[eroswebmaster]

I flew to Atlanta back in November...and I'm a big guy...and of course they put me into an exit row with two seats, and the other passenger is a guy much bigger than me...some skinny dude comes in and I ask him if we could switch seats..we do...and I'm sitting right in front of the movie screen when Talladega nights comes on...I would have felt guilty..but I was so damn high I only remember bits and pieces of the movie.

[Scott McD]

Every flight i end up on always seems to be full, or just about.

I usually end up with the seat closest to the family with the crying child...

[DWB]

Originally Posted by Viper2K1

Would rather go biz-class, but for intercontinental-flights, the rates are pretty insane.

If you do a lot of international travel, look into "around the world" tickets. RTW tix you can fly biz and hit several places for a really good rate.

For example, my last one I paid $3000 to go:

Bangkok - Tokyo - Honolulu - Los Angeles - Cincinnati - Washington - Frankfurt - Dubai - Bangkok

Other stops were an option (no additional fare) but I did not take them. Flew biz for all internet legs, first for most domestic. You can spend any amount of time at any stop, even months at a time. I think you have ONE FULL YEAR to make it back to where you started.

IMHO, the deal out there.

[OzMan]

DWB, what is your favorite airline for crossing the Pacific and why?

I've been pretty loyal to QANTAS mostly but keep hearing such good things about other airlines like Cathay Pacific I will probably try them next time even though it makes the trip downunder a bit longer to stop in Asia when coming from the US.

[reynold]

I did option 2 many times.

[tony286]

good plan dwb

[JFK]

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I find all flights these days are really jam packed except for redeyes.
WG

Yeah, I have been a fan of aisle Exit row for a while, its getting more difficult to get one. Thomas Cook airlines is SELLING those seats at a premium, bastards

[GoAR]

Originally Posted by OzMan

I would be chicken to try the claustrophobic idea too as it sounds like "I might go apeshit on this flight, just to let you know" but if it works for you great

Why, haha?

They won't kick you off but rather try to keep you calm and find you a better seat.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by OzMan

DWB, what is your favorite airline for crossing the Pacific and why?

I've been pretty loyal to QANTAS mostly but keep hearing such good things about other airlines like Cathay Pacific I will probably try them next time even though it makes the trip downunder a bit longer to stop in Asia when coming from the US.

Being that my USA home is in Kentucky, I have to fly out of Cincinnati and then through Chicago to get to most places. Though they are not my favorite, United does fly everywere I go (or at least a company in the Star Alliance does), so I get miles with them and have an elite status. These days I don't ride in coach so much do to upgrades, RTW tickets or whatever, but anytime I fly with them I get treated very well.

As far as my favorites... JAL, EVA, Singapore Airlines & United Emirates are pretty nice.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by OzMan

DWB, what is your favorite airline for crossing the Pacific and why?

I've been pretty loyal to QANTAS mostly but keep hearing such good things about other airlines like Cathay Pacific I will probably try them next time even though it makes the trip downunder a bit longer to stop in Asia when coming from the US.

Never flown Qantas.

[The Sultan Of Smut]

Or you can get up to 350+ lbs and they'll automatically upgrade you when they see you won't fit in the economy seats. No joke, I know a guy at 380 who never flies worse that business class. The only draw back is your hotel room will mostly likely stay lonely.

[Herb Kornfield]

Fire Aisle seats are the way to go ...plus the bathroom is right there so you dont have to bust out on Mission Impossible to take a piss.

[Herb Kornfield]

Fire Aisle seats are the way to go ...plus the bathroom is right there so you dont have to bust out on Mission Impossible to take a piss.

[Herb Kornfield]

Fire Aisle seats are the way to go ...plus the bathroom is right there so you dont have to bust out on Mission Impossible to take a piss.

[sexykat]

I always try to get the emergency exit row seats, the only prob is that sometimes those seats don't recline due to security reasons and that really sucks.

Also you don't have to wait until the last moment to get a empty row for yourself. I usually do online check-in (usually fly by continental) and I can choose my seat. I usually re-check my seat before leaving for the airport to see if anyone has got a seat besides me. If yes, I choose another row. After that usually I don't see any changes in the seating arrangements.

[pornguy]

My wife done something similar. She is the last person on, and when she walks on, she grabs any first class spot available. 95% of the time, she stays. We always dress nice when we fly, so they dont question.

[d00t]

want the best seat? "YUP"

[d00t]

srsly not the best seat.. but Matt pretty much breaking his leg at Webmaster Access last november was the best ever. We got VIP treatment on the flight home, including no waiting in the *MASSIVE* immigration lines, the agents got our bags for us, vip through quarantine and even got a cab for us.

:D

[Axzar]

I tell 'm I was a Boy Scout. Usually gets me my exit row.

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by Verity

... only to get stuck next to some overweight stinky alcoholic who drools in his sleep for 14 hours..... never again lol

Yeah, sorry about that - I should have apologised at the time..

My tip for getting a good seat is even easier...

Upon boarding the plane, simply soil yourself, and due to the smell, you will find that not only you can sit wherever you want... But that you also seem to get lots of empty seats around you too, so you get a bit of peace and quiet...

Happy trails!

[NatalieK]

Originally Posted by DWB

Never flown Qantas.

Virgin Atlantic, British Airways, Iberia, Monarchs, Airtours, RyanAir, all been decent flights with plenty of leg room, comfy & roomy seating, maybe just lucky

Although, now you mention it DWB, we usually do always leave it to board until the last minute, infact once, our names we're called over the tannoy system, we we're having a great time in the lounge & didn't notice the boarding time & yes, they we're some lovely seats

[jimmycastor]

if ur allways late, you can buy one (one is credible enough) of those for 10$

come last minute to the vip/special checkin, they drive you to the gate
and u allways get a good place ,extra care and chocolate

[C H R I S]

Business ftw

[SilentKnight]

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Every flight i end up on always seems to be full, or just about.

I usually end up with the seat closest to the family with the crying child...

That describes our flight to Aruba back in January.

We got to sit beside the family with three annoying children. The parents were just as annoying...constantly plugging the aisle and sprawling in the seats beyond their space.

[TrashyGirl]

Originally Posted by OzMan

DWB, what is your favorite airline for crossing the Pacific and why?

I've been pretty loyal to QANTAS mostly but keep hearing such good things about other airlines like Cathay Pacific I will probably try them next time even though it makes the trip downunder a bit longer to stop in Asia when coming from the US.

I have flown Cathay Pacific and recommend. Also Hawaiian Airlines just picked up more trans-Pacific routes. I haven't flow them across the Pacific but can recommend for the flights I've taken.

[RummyBoy]

STEP TWO

That is the easiest way to sit next to a hot chick. The problem with this strategy is basically this - people know about it and follow it on a regular basis. I've tried to be the last guy to board on a number of occasions and some dude (usually Chinese) will say politely "you first".

I've tried to say "no you first" but it usually results in a verbal tussle over who's going to be more polite.

This strategy is a big FAIL sorry but its been tried and tested. What is more is that even if you got it, there is always some dude who has sat in the wrong seat and has to push you out and there is a reason for this.

Airlines PURPOSELY put the seat number not directly above the seat but between your seat and the one in front or behind as the case may be. They do this to cause nuisance and seat shuffling and they should be sued for it. So you can sit next to the hot chick and get promptly relocated in front which is embarrassing once you've exchanged the customary bumps with your luggage bag, a "hello" and few smiles.

That happened to me recently and I was so pissed with the guy who took my seat, I farted all the way to my destination, hoping that the hot chick would think it was the dude who stole my seat
I don't know if it worked but she did spend an inordinate amount of time walking around the plane.

By the way, have any of you noticed how on local flights in certain countries they now bunch non-nationals for seating into a specific area (which is seating only non-nationals of the country being visited)? That also causes problems, especially if you want a aisle seat.

Next time you hit Hong Kong, remember to do some Lan Kwai Fong - the thing is buzzing electric......

[seeandsee]

nice idea to catch free space

[Tasty1]

I Always go in as the last person and many times i have 2 or more seats for myself.

But most of the time a don't travel in high season so the planes aren't full most of the the times.

I don't want to sit next to a hot chick, i prefer farting.