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MatureKing · 10-24-2014, 09:22 AM

One guy parked car and met one more guy with beauty. "How are you doing, my fellows?" he ask. Ok, ok.. they answer. Have cool stories? he ask. Beaty says "Yes, of course!" I walked on the street and got into the bar with very beautiful decorations. I saw beautiful girls, much men, and cool cars near the bar, my fellows. One guy who listened the story made POO. Story continued.. When I drink enough.. my bill was too big.. and 2 mucho men stayed behind me. I was little scare.. Barmen came to me and said get behind the bar.. Second guy who listened story made poo also... Story continued.. When I stayed behind the bar.. barmen told me take off stockings and he touched my panties.. they were little wet!!!!!!!! OH! said barmen is everything ok, my dear? "For Sure!" - I answered.
1 guy who listened the story got some water from the trunk... ok ok.. what next? he asked. Barmen left me and my bill was gone. But I lost one stocking near the bar... and it was really wet there.. That's cool - 2 guys who listened the story said! Beauty got red too much!

PornDiscounts-V · 10-24-2014, 09:57 AM

Yup. Same shit happened to me two days ago

Elli · 10-24-2014, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by vvvvv

Yup. Same shit happened to me two days ago

I thought this kind of thing happened to everyone?

MatureKing · 10-24-2014, 10:41 AM

Not same not same, my fellows little diffirent

MatureKing · 10-24-2014, 11:49 PM

I think Barmen was nice - 1 guy who listened the story said and closed the trunk

SilentKnight · 10-25-2014, 09:30 AM

Cliff notes?

You got ass-raped over a bar tab?

MatureKing · 10-26-2014, 04:02 AM

Beauty takes potato and drop it in fire.. Have one more notice, barmen told me my ass is so hot

DBS.US · 10-26-2014, 07:19 AM

Got it

Phoenix · 10-26-2014, 08:55 AM

I think someone had sex to pay their bar bill...I am not sure though.

SilentKnight · 10-26-2014, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I think someone had sex to pay their bar bill...I am not sure though.

"Will that be cash, charge...or shall I add it to your surprise buttsects account, sir?"

MatureKing · 10-26-2014, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I think someone had sex to pay their bar bill...I am not sure though.

You are wrong, wrong and wrong. How so sweet lady will have pussy input. No way! Teasing, make sexy.. Because too much problem, who wants problem? Barmen or 2 mucho men behind the chairs. Nobody wants! Only sexy little bit, my fellow!

MatureKing · 10-26-2014, 09:59 AM

2 guys who listened the story make big fire and ask beauty. Will you visit this bar again? And not pay? Beauty got red. If I got lucky one time, why I should get lucky second time? 2 guy dropped potato And starts think. First guy said it's ok my sweety. You can visit these guys periodicolly. Beauty got wet. What the fuck are you talking about my fellows? I need money and I will happy. Cool cars, mucho men.. First guy said I need a cigar!

420 · 10-26-2014, 10:14 AM

Is this one of those movies with poorly translated subtitles?

MatureKing · 10-27-2014, 01:26 AM

I need a cigar - 1 guy said. "Why? You know how to decide big problem?" - beauty asked. "No, no go ahead your story, sweety" - the guy who need a cigar said. Story continued.. When I met barmen next time, he didn't look at me same before. Thoughts of 2 guys, who listened the story - WTF?. Beauty scratched under her sweet ass. "Be more carefully, my fellows" - said beauty. Story continued.. 1 mucho men sitted near me and ordered the same drink. I had enough money for this day. Mucho men didn't touch me. "You lucky hottie" - 1 guy who need a cigar said. Beauty made smile! Second Guy dropped potato into the fire!

MatureKing · 10-28-2014, 07:23 AM

Bar under the cover.

One guy parked car and met one more guy with beauty. "How are you doing, my fellows?" - he ask. "Ok, ok" - they answer. "Have cool stories?"- he ask. Beauty answer - "Yes, of Course man!". I walked on the street and got into the bar with very beautiful decorations - beauty said. "I saw beautiful girls, mucho men, and cool cars near the bar, my fellows" - beauty tells story. One guy who listened the story made fart. Story continued.. When I drink enough.. my bill was too big and 2 mucho men stayed behind me. I was little scare. Barmen came to me and said - "Get behind the bar". Second guy who listened the story made fart also... Story continued.. When I stayed behind the bar.. Barmen told me - "Take off stockings". And he touched my panties.. They was little wet!!!!!!!! "OH! IS everything ok, my dear?" - said barmen! "For Sure!" - I answered. 1 guy who listened the story got some water from the trunk... "Ok, Ok.. what next?" - he asked. Barmen left me and my bill was gone. But I lost one stocking near the bar... and it was really warm there.. "That's cool" - 2 guys who listened the story said! Beauty got red too much. I think Barmen was nice - 1 guy who listened the story said and closed the trunk.
Beauty takes potato and drop it into the little fire which the made.. Have one more notice, barmen told me my ass is so hot. "Barmen made a good notice, for sure" - 1 guy who listened the story said.
2 guys who listened the story made fire bigger and ask beauty - "Will you visit this bar again? And not pay?". Beauty got red. "If I got lucky one time, why I should get lucky second time, assholes? - said beauty. 2 guys dropped potato into the fire and starts think. First guy said - "It's ok my sweety, you can visit these guys periodicolly." Beauty got wet. "What the fuck are you talking about my fellows? I need money and I will happy." - beauty answered. Cool cars, mucho men..(Beauty's dreams). I need a cigar - 1 guy said. "Why? You know how to decide big problem?" - beauty asked. "No, no go ahead your story, sweety" - the guy who need a cigar said. Story continued.. When beauty met barmen next time, he didn't look at me same before. Thoughts of 2 guys, who listened the story - WTF?. Beauty scratched under her sweet ass. "Be more carefully, my fellows" - said beauty. Story continued.. 1 mucho men sitted near me and ordered the same drink. I had enough money for this day. Mucho men didn't touch me. "You lucky hottie" - 1 guy who need a cigar said. Beauty made smile! Second Guy dropped potato into the fire!
2 guys just sitting and beauty makes little bit sexy. "So, it was last time you visited this bar?" - asked 1 guy! Beauty said - "NO!".. Story continued.. Next time I knew about the girls in bar.. They make money, not small money. And they know how to make... and Mucho men protect them. "How this shit heppened to them?" - 1 guy asked. "They just need to work and make money for big boss" - said beauty. I should let you know, my fellows. They work hard and deep! ..Story continued.. "What about sex?" - 2 guy asked. "Everybody silent" - said beauty. ..Story continued.. Once time Barmen asked me to help him.. I was need to take money with little notes and bring them to boss. "He will be happy to see me" - barmen said. And I did it. People from bar were happy and I had unpaid bill in the bar. "WO, unpaid bill in the bar, that's cool" - the guy who asked about cigar said. "Cool story and no sex with boss" - 2nd guy said and bite potato! Panties of beauty got wet!

seeandsee · 10-28-2014, 07:31 AM

You writing this off?

baddog · 10-28-2014, 08:53 AM

Dear Penthouse . . .

SilentKnight · 10-28-2014, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing

Bar under the cover.

One guy parked car and met one more guy with beauty. "How are you doing, my fellows?" - he ask. "Ok, ok" - they answer. "Have cool stories?"- he ask. Beauty answer - "Yes, of Course man!". I walked on the street and got into the bar with very beautiful decorations - beauty said. "I saw beautiful girls, mucho men, and cool cars near the bar, my fellows" - beauty tells story. One guy who listened the story made fart. Story continued.. When I drink enough.. my bill was too big and 2 mucho men stayed behind me. I was little scare. Barmen came to me and said - "Get behind the bar". Second guy who listened the story made fart also... Story continued.. When I stayed behind the bar.. Barmen told me - "Take off stockings". And he touched my panties.. They was little wet!!!!!!!! "OH! IS everything ok, my dear?" - said barmen! "For Sure!" - I answered. 1 guy who listened the story got some water from the trunk... "Ok, Ok.. what next?" - he asked. Barmen left me and my bill was gone. But I lost one stocking near the bar... and it was really warm there.. "That's cool" - 2 guys who listened the story said! Beauty got red too much. I think Barmen was nice - 1 guy who listened the story said and closed the trunk.
Beauty takes potato and drop it into the little fire which the made.. Have one more notice, barmen told me my ass is so hot. "Barmen made a good notice, for sure" - 1 guy who listened the story said.
2 guys who listened the story made fire bigger and ask beauty - "Will you visit this bar again? And not pay?". Beauty got red. "If I got lucky one time, why I should get lucky second time, assholes? - said beauty. 2 guys dropped potato into the fire and starts think. First guy said - "It's ok my sweety, you can visit these guys periodicolly." Beauty got wet. "What the fuck are you talking about my fellows? I need money and I will happy." - beauty answered. Cool cars, mucho men..(Beauty's dreams). I need a cigar - 1 guy said. "Why? You know how to decide big problem?" - beauty asked. "No, no go ahead your story, sweety" - the guy who need a cigar said. Story continued.. When beauty met barmen next time, he didn't look at me same before. Thoughts of 2 guys, who listened the story - WTF?. Beauty scratched under her sweet ass. "Be more carefully, my fellows" - said beauty. Story continued.. 1 mucho men sitted near me and ordered the same drink. I had enough money for this day. Mucho men didn't touch me. "You lucky hottie" - 1 guy who need a cigar said. Beauty made smile! Second Guy dropped potato into the fire!
2 guys just sitting and beauty makes little bit sexy. "So, it was last time you visited this bar?" - asked 1 guy! Beauty said - "NO!".. Story continued.. Next time I knew about the girls in bar.. They make money, not small money. And they know how to make... and Mucho men protect them. "How this shit heppened to them?" - 1 guy asked. "They just need to work and make money for big boss" - said beauty. I should let you know, my fellows. They work hard and deep! ..Story continued.. "What about sex?" - 2 guy asked. "Everybody silent" - said beauty. ..Story continued.. Once time Barmen asked me to help him.. I was need to take money with little notes and bring them to boss. "He will be happy to see me" - barmen said. And I did it. People from bar were happy and I had unpaid bill in the bar. "WO, unpaid bill in the bar, that's cool" - the guy who asked about cigar said. "Cool story and no sex with boss" - 2nd guy said and bite potato! Panties of beauty got wet!

10-24-2014, 09:22 AM	#1
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	Little story near little fire One guy parked car and met one more guy with beauty. "How are you doing, my fellows?" he ask. Ok, ok.. they answer. Have cool stories? he ask. Beaty says "Yes, of course!" I walked on the street and got into the bar with very beautiful decorations. I saw beautiful girls, much men, and cool cars near the bar, my fellows. One guy who listened the story made POO. Story continued.. When I drink enough.. my bill was too big.. and 2 mucho men stayed behind me. I was little scare.. Barmen came to me and said get behind the bar.. Second guy who listened story made poo also... Story continued.. When I stayed behind the bar.. barmen told me take off stockings and he touched my panties.. they were little wet!!!!!!!! OH! said barmen is everything ok, my dear? "For Sure!" - I answered. 1 guy who listened the story got some water from the trunk... ok ok.. what next? he asked. Barmen left me and my bill was gone. But I lost one stocking near the bar... and it was really wet there.. That's cool - 2 guys who listened the story said! Beauty got red too much! __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

10-24-2014, 09:57 AM	#2
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10-24-2014, 10:41 AM	#4
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	Not same not same, my fellows little diffirent __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

10-24-2014, 11:49 PM	#5
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	I think Barmen was nice - 1 guy who listened the story said and closed the trunk __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

10-26-2014, 04:02 AM	#7
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	Beauty takes potato and drop it in fire.. Have one more notice, barmen told me my ass is so hot __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

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10-26-2014, 08:55 AM	#9
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10-26-2014, 09:59 AM	#12
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	2 guys who listened the story make big fire and ask beauty. Will you visit this bar again? And not pay? Beauty got red. If I got lucky one time, why I should get lucky second time? 2 guy dropped potato And starts think. First guy said it's ok my sweety. You can visit these guys periodicolly. Beauty got wet. What the fuck are you talking about my fellows? I need money and I will happy. Cool cars, mucho men.. First guy said I need a cigar! __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie Last edited by MatureKing; 10-26-2014 at 10:00 AM..

10-26-2014, 10:14 AM	#13
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10-27-2014, 01:26 AM	#14
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	I need a cigar - 1 guy said. "Why? You know how to decide big problem?" - beauty asked. "No, no go ahead your story, sweety" - the guy who need a cigar said. Story continued.. When I met barmen next time, he didn't look at me same before. Thoughts of 2 guys, who listened the story - WTF?. Beauty scratched under her sweet ass. "Be more carefully, my fellows" - said beauty. Story continued.. 1 mucho men sitted near me and ordered the same drink. I had enough money for this day. Mucho men didn't touch me. "You lucky hottie" - 1 guy who need a cigar said. Beauty made smile! Second Guy dropped potato into the fire! __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

10-28-2014, 07:23 AM	#15
MatureKing Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,688	Bar under the cover. One guy parked car and met one more guy with beauty. "How are you doing, my fellows?" - he ask. "Ok, ok" - they answer. "Have cool stories?"- he ask. Beauty answer - "Yes, of Course man!". I walked on the street and got into the bar with very beautiful decorations - beauty said. "I saw beautiful girls, mucho men, and cool cars near the bar, my fellows" - beauty tells story. One guy who listened the story made fart. Story continued.. When I drink enough.. my bill was too big and 2 mucho men stayed behind me. I was little scare. Barmen came to me and said - "Get behind the bar". Second guy who listened the story made fart also... Story continued.. When I stayed behind the bar.. Barmen told me - "Take off stockings". And he touched my panties.. They was little wet!!!!!!!! "OH! IS everything ok, my dear?" - said barmen! "For Sure!" - I answered. 1 guy who listened the story got some water from the trunk... "Ok, Ok.. what next?" - he asked. Barmen left me and my bill was gone. But I lost one stocking near the bar... and it was really warm there.. "That's cool" - 2 guys who listened the story said! Beauty got red too much. I think Barmen was nice - 1 guy who listened the story said and closed the trunk. Beauty takes potato and drop it into the little fire which the made.. Have one more notice, barmen told me my ass is so hot. "Barmen made a good notice, for sure" - 1 guy who listened the story said. 2 guys who listened the story made fire bigger and ask beauty - "Will you visit this bar again? And not pay?". Beauty got red. "If I got lucky one time, why I should get lucky second time, assholes? - said beauty. 2 guys dropped potato into the fire and starts think. First guy said - "It's ok my sweety, you can visit these guys periodicolly." Beauty got wet. "What the fuck are you talking about my fellows? I need money and I will happy." - beauty answered. Cool cars, mucho men..(Beauty's dreams). I need a cigar - 1 guy said. "Why? You know how to decide big problem?" - beauty asked. "No, no go ahead your story, sweety" - the guy who need a cigar said. Story continued.. When beauty met barmen next time, he didn't look at me same before. Thoughts of 2 guys, who listened the story - WTF?. Beauty scratched under her sweet ass. "Be more carefully, my fellows" - said beauty. Story continued.. 1 mucho men sitted near me and ordered the same drink. I had enough money for this day. Mucho men didn't touch me. "You lucky hottie" - 1 guy who need a cigar said. Beauty made smile! Second Guy dropped potato into the fire! 2 guys just sitting and beauty makes little bit sexy. "So, it was last time you visited this bar?" - asked 1 guy! Beauty said - "NO!".. Story continued.. Next time I knew about the girls in bar.. They make money, not small money. And they know how to make... and Mucho men protect them. "How this shit heppened to them?" - 1 guy asked. "They just need to work and make money for big boss" - said beauty. I should let you know, my fellows. They work hard and deep! ..Story continued.. "What about sex?" - 2 guy asked. "Everybody silent" - said beauty. ..Story continued.. Once time Barmen asked me to help him.. I was need to take money with little notes and bring them to boss. "He will be happy to see me" - barmen said. And I did it. People from bar were happy and I had unpaid bill in the bar. "WO, unpaid bill in the bar, that's cool" - the guy who asked about cigar said. "Cool story and no sex with boss" - 2nd guy said and bite potato! Panties of beauty got wet! __________________ legendary MOVIE - Can I take your photo? (~short movie) Hell Thailand - trailer Hell Thailand - movie

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