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onwebcam · 11-10-2014, 09:58 PM

Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

"Jesus had two children and the original Virgin Mary was Jesus?s wife and not his mother"

http://www.independent.ie/world-news...-30732391.html

AdultKing · 11-10-2014, 10:12 PM

JustDaveXxx · 11-10-2014, 10:24 PM

Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

Jesus married the prostitute Mary Magdalene and had children, according to a manuscript almost 1,500 years old unearthed at the British Library.

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The so-called ?Lost Gospel?, which has been translated from Aramaic, allegedly reveals the startling new allegations, according to The Sunday Times.

Professor Barrie Wilson and writer Simcha Jacobovic spent months translating the text, which they claim states Jesus had two children and the original Virgin Mary was Jesus?s wife and not his mother.

Many experts have downplayed the biblical figure?s historical importance but, according to the translators of the new gospel, she is of much greater significance than previously thought.

Mary Magdalene already features in the existing gospels and is present at many of the important moments recorded in Jesus?s life.

?The Lost Gospel? is not the first to claim that Jesus married Mary Magdalene.

Both Nikos Kazantzakis in his 1953 book ?The Last Temptation of Christ? and, more recently, Dan Brown in ?The Da Vinci Code? made the same allegation.

Further revelations from the book, including the names of Jesus's children, will be released on Wednesday.

The publisher, Pegasus, has confirmed the press conference will go ahead as planned.

Independent News Service

Yea this one is going to piss off a few people!

Religion: Cant let a few facts get in the way of a good story.

Just Dave

The Duck · 11-11-2014, 03:58 AM

Nothing will come from this, cept jesus.

ReggieDurango · 11-11-2014, 04:03 AM

Interesting timing this and the announcement by Mormons that their founder had 40 wives. Why all these religion re-writes being released now? Something tells me cash$ has something to do with it.

Also, is anyone Watching BLACK JESUS on Adult Swim?

editeur · 11-11-2014, 04:28 AM

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Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children'

So we may have grand-grand-...-grandchildren of the God itself there among us.

arock10 · 11-11-2014, 06:05 AM

Ok so now all Christians are ok with banging prostitutes. That'll help appeal to some new groups of people

bronco67 · 11-11-2014, 06:42 AM

It doesn't matter how they tinker with the story. It's still all a bunch of bullshit.

CaptainHowdy · 11-11-2014, 06:52 AM

adultmobile · 11-11-2014, 08:05 AM

Most historians say Jesus did not existed at all, the story was forged 100+ years later... now when someone says he had children I think this is as fake as everything else, just different version.

beerptrol · 11-11-2014, 08:16 AM

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iFriends · 11-11-2014, 09:53 AM

Independent is a satire site, but they do talk about this type of thing in some book called Holy Blood Holy Grail.

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In The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, the authors put forward a hypothesis, that the historical Jesus married Mary Magdalene, had one or more children, and that those children or their descendants emigrated to what is now southern France.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hol...the_Holy_Grail

seeandsee · 11-11-2014, 10:55 AM

Read lost chapters that church banned, also lots of shit to add into book lol

JFK · 11-11-2014, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by editeur

So we may have grand-grand-...-grandchildren of the God itself there among us.

Puts up his hand

Kneel before me, you muther fuckers

baddog · 11-11-2014, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

Jesus married the prostitute Mary Magdalene and had children, according to a manuscript almost 1,500 years old unearthed at the British Library.

Yea this one is going to piss off a few people!

Religion: Cant let a few facts get in the way of a good story.

Just Dave

Just wondering; what makes this factual?

beerptrol · 11-11-2014, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Puts up his hand

Kneel before me, you muther fuckers

I bet you say that to all the twinks!

xXXtesy10 · 11-11-2014, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Jesus 'married Mary Magdalene and had children', according to ancient manuscript

"Jesus had two children and the original Virgin Mary was Jesus?s wife and not his mother"

http://www.independent.ie/world-news...-30732391.html

PornoPlopedia · 11-11-2014, 01:37 PM

What is really important here is to remember the fundamentals:

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Cherry7 · 11-11-2014, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by adultmobile

Most historians say Jesus did not existed at all, the story was forged 100+ years later... now when someone says he had children I think this is as fake as everything else, just different version.

Of course Jesus existed, I have some shelves he made when he was a carpenter.

adultmobile · 11-11-2014, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cherry7

Of course Jesus existed, I have some shelves he made when he was a carpenter.

SuckOnThis · 11-11-2014, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Just wondering; what makes this factual?

What makes anything in the bible factual?

John-ACWM · 11-12-2014, 04:06 AM

Oh, a new twist to the fairy tale.

Paully · 11-12-2014, 04:16 AM

You can thank Constantine the great for this heap of shit too. Another case of divide and conquer by politicians.

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