Asia Carrera is now a pastafarian... - GoFuckYourself.com

MaDalton · 11-18-2014, 12:00 PM

yes, it's really her

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 'Pastafarian' makes statement

Joshua G · 11-18-2014, 12:07 PM

i'd bounce those tits.

Vendzilla · 11-18-2014, 12:12 PM

One of my favorites

djroof · 11-18-2014, 12:15 PM

lol.... she rocks!

SilentKnight · 11-18-2014, 12:16 PM

Note to self:

Avoid fucking Asia Carrera during lightning storm.

PR_Glen · 11-18-2014, 12:20 PM

evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

MaDalton · 11-18-2014, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

i think it's quite the opposite

Tom_PM · 11-18-2014, 12:38 PM

... ?

pornguy · 11-18-2014, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

... ?

Holy shit you found Jeebus

seeandsee · 11-18-2014, 01:32 PM

lol @ america jokes

pimpware · 11-18-2014, 01:42 PM

javbucks · 11-18-2014, 01:57 PM

yeah, she was really HOT

sandman! · 11-18-2014, 02:20 PM

ReggieDurango · 11-18-2014, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

Ohhh PR_Glen: always such a negative Nancy

stickyfingerz · 11-18-2014, 02:54 PM

I remember interviewing her for some gaming site probably a decade or so ago. She was an Unreal Tournament heavy player. Super smart lady.

CaptainHowdy · 11-18-2014, 02:56 PM

Good faptimes ... of course she isn't very bright.

Jim_Gunn · 11-18-2014, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i think it's quite the opposite

Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

MaDalton · 11-18-2014, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you

Jim_Gunn · 11-18-2014, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you

Of course the whole Pastafarian "religion" and wearing a spaghetti strainer on their head in driver license photos is just a way to mock religion or make a satirical point about the institution of religion in government.

VikingMan · 11-18-2014, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpware

She looked like Mrs Potato head in that picture

MaDalton · 11-18-2014, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Of course the whole Pastafarian "religion" and wearing a spaghetti strainer on their head in driver license photos is just a way to mock religion or make a satirical point about the institution of religion in government.

this i would agree to

mineistaken · 11-18-2014, 05:41 PM

How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

"an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

Jim_Gunn · 11-18-2014, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

"an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

It's not a real church, it's a joke.

MaDalton · 11-18-2014, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

"an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

because the latter is satire

The Porn Nerd · 11-18-2014, 05:46 PM

WOW she did not age well!

mineistaken · 11-18-2014, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

It's not a real church, it's a joke.

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

because the latter is satire

Really, I can not believe that, I thought that was a real church.

My point was that that sentence did not make sense, if satirically you say that said person is a member of a church you can not say that she is atheist as well, because it kind of negates the whole satire/sentence.

dyna mo · 11-18-2014, 05:57 PM

if we didn't have stupid people there would be no such thing as smart people.

Spunky · 11-18-2014, 06:23 PM

She has seen better days for sure

Captain Kawaii · 11-18-2014, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn

Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

Love Carlin. He's on a better planet now.

Captain Kawaii · 11-18-2014, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you

Thanks for posting this Stef. Asa still rocks!

DAMNMAN · 11-18-2014, 07:23 PM

Off course she's an atheist dude!!!!!! Her IQ is like 180

Phoenix · 11-18-2014, 07:38 PM

Most really smart girls are really freaky in bed.
Source: Math degree, the girls in the program or physics program when you got them to open up. Really opened up..lol

I always wanted to join the Jedi relgion, because you know.... Darth Vader.

beenthereb4 · 11-18-2014, 08:19 PM

Here is a little bit more about her life . Heartbreaking story .....Asia Carrera

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The adult film star, whom you may be surprised to learn is a classically-trained pianist and a member of MENSA, tells a bittersweet story for her second child?s entrance earthside. She and her husband Don had planned an unassisted birth; however he died in a fatal car accident just 6 weeks before she went into labor. Midwifery care was offered to her at no charge; however she declined, wanting to fulfill her plans with her late partner in his honor. She chose to give birth in front of the mantle, where Don?s picture was displayed, watching over her. When the unmanaged pain and fear of another 62 hour labor became overwhelming, Asia called the midwives for assistance. But when Asia answered the door to let the midwives in, she already had a healthy 8 lb. 10 oz. baby in her arms! After the birth she wrote on her blog, ?Right now, I feel like a million bucks. Right now, I feel like I can take on the world! Hell, I delivered a baby all by myself, and I feel great! Now if only raising the baby can be as easy as having it? wish me luck ? I?m gonna need it!?

The Porn Nerd · 11-18-2014, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Most really smart girls are really freaky in bed.
Source: Math degree, the girls in the program or physics program when you got them to open up. Really opened up..lol

I always wanted to join the Jedi relgion, because you know.... Darth Vader.

Darth Vader was a Sith Lord and not a Jedi.
Anakin Skywalker, who became Darth Vader, was a Jedi who turned to the dark side.

NERD that I am I had to point that out.

Diomed · 11-18-2014, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

She looked like Mrs Potato head in that picture

Spot on!

Coup · 11-19-2014, 01:05 AM

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EngineCash · 11-19-2014, 01:58 AM

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trevesty · 11-19-2014, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...

Being a member of MENSA, by definition, makes you a genius.

trevesty · 11-19-2014, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Really, I can not believe that, I thought that was a real church.

My point was that that sentence did not make sense, if satirically you say that said person is a member of a church you can not say that she is atheist as well, because it kind of negates the whole satire/sentence.

Do you understand what the word "satire" means? Also, being a member of a satirical "church" doesn't mean you do or don't lack a belief in a deity.

All that's required to honestly call yourself an "atheist" is a lack of belief in any and all deities. That's it. Being apart of a group that mocks the institution of religion doesn't negate that in any way whatsoever.

JFK · 11-19-2014, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

if we didn't have stupid people there would be no such thing as smart people.

let me think on that

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