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DamageX · 12-05-2014, 12:10 PM

1. Sign up for a reseller plan at hostnine.com ($24.95/mo)
2. Buy a stock hosting template from templatemonster.com, slappp your name on it and upload it
3. Mark up your prices by 1000% or so and start spamming GFY with your service
4. PROFIT!!!

There's a sucker born every minute. Serious business.

brassmonkey · 12-05-2014, 12:17 PM

spam makes my chest hurt

TeenCat · 12-05-2014, 12:25 PM

not everyone have your skills

if that works for somebody, and if people buing it and are happy with it, why not and why the hate?

Best-In-BC · 12-05-2014, 12:29 PM

Thanks for the tips DX!

aka123 · 12-05-2014, 12:31 PM

Thanks for the tip, I have no fucking idea what is SEO hosting, so this will suit for me.

But seriously, what is SEO hosting? What the fuck it has to do with SEO?

The Porn Nerd · 12-05-2014, 12:33 PM

I like peanut butter.

DamageX · 12-05-2014, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

not everyone have your skills

if that works for somebody, and if people buing it and are happy with it, why not and why the hate?

What hate? I just posted a USEFUL method on how to make money fairly easily.

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

spam makes my chest hurt

You don't necessarily have to spam blatantly. Just run it in your sig and buy some other people's sigs. In the current state of the industry sigs are cheap as fuck. Especially considering the fact that very few people even buy sigs nowadays, so there's a huge supply and almost no demand.

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Originally Posted by aka123

Thanks for the tip, I have no fucking idea what is SEO hosting, so this will suit for me.

But seriously, what is SEO hosting? What the fuck it has to do with SEO?

SEO hosting is a type of hosting that's supposed to help your SEO. It usually offers different IP's. Some also offer different nameservers. And some others, like HostNine.com, even offer the option of hosting each site in different datacenters.

sandman! · 12-05-2014, 01:17 PM

Roald · 12-05-2014, 01:20 PM

Brilliant!

Done!

No Uptime Hosting - Guaranteed Server Downtime!

DamageX · 12-05-2014, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Brilliant!

Done!

No Uptime Hosting - Guaranteed Server Downtime!

On a serious note though, you'd rarely, if ever, need to deal with any support. Just forward all tickets to HostNine.

aka123 · 12-05-2014, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

SEO hosting is a type of hosting that's supposed to help your SEO. It usually offers different IP's. Some also offer different nameservers. And some others, like HostNine.com, even offer the option of hosting each site in different datacenters.

Sounds pretty much like normal hosting to me. Besides hosting every site in different datacenter (what's the point anyway, avoiding some cross-linking penalty?).

TeenCat · 12-05-2014, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Brilliant!

Done!

No Uptime Hosting - Guaranteed Server Downtime!

hehe lol

CaptainHowdy · 12-05-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

I like peanut butter.

Best-In-BC · 12-05-2014, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

What the fuck

DamageX · 12-05-2014, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123

Sounds pretty much like normal hosting to me. Besides hosting every site in different datacenter (what's the point anyway, avoiding some cross-linking penalty?).

I'm gonna save that for a different tutorial thread.

sonofsam · 12-05-2014, 02:16 PM

Everyone move along... nothing to see here. DamageX has no idea what he is talking about..

I'll tell you how to succeed in SEO..

There are a few words you should know... I'll list them.

Backlink Profile (including dofollows, nofollows)
Relevant Content
Social profiles
on-site SEO (alt tags, meta data, h1 headers and so on)
Mobile friendly site

These are just some of them...

now all those terms... completely throw them out of your mind. You don't need any of that stuff..

What you need is an SEO Host. That is the single most important part of SEO. Without an SEO host, you have zero chance to rank for anything.

If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal...

Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com !

sonofsam · 12-05-2014, 02:17 PM

...........and if you need PR services, please visit lemonparty.org where you can see a picture of me and my team during one of our weekly networking events

PAR · 12-05-2014, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Brilliant!

Done!

No Uptime Hosting - Guaranteed Server Downtime!

Got any GFY package deals?

TurboAngel · 12-05-2014, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Awwwwwwwwwww

DamageX · 12-05-2014, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

Everyone move along... nothing to see here. DamageX has no idea what he is talking about..

I'll tell you how to succeed in SEO..

There are a few words you should know... I'll list them.

Backlink Profile (including dofollows, nofollows)
Relevant Content
Social profiles
on-site SEO (alt tags, meta data, h1 headers and so on)
Mobile friendly site

These are just some of them...

now all those terms... completely throw them out of your mind. You don't need any of that stuff..

What you need is an SEO Host. That is the single most important part of SEO. Without an SEO host, you have zero chance to rank for anything.

If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal...

Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com !

I told you in another thread, you're being a dick for making fun of the elderly.

Barefootsies · 12-06-2014, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal...

Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com !

Markul · 12-06-2014, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Brilliant!

Done!

No Uptime Hosting - Guaranteed Server Downtime!

Fantastic!

WDF · 12-06-2014, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

spam makes my chest hurt

Does your chest hurt every time you post, if not then it is not spam that causes your pain.

DamageX · 12-08-2014, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

I'm gonna save that for a different tutorial thread.

Crap, I forgot to write this... Oh well, will do it tomorrow.

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12-05-2014, 02:16 PM	#16
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	Everyone move along... nothing to see here. DamageX has no idea what he is talking about.. I'll tell you how to succeed in SEO.. There are a few words you should know... I'll list them. Backlink Profile (including dofollows, nofollows) Relevant Content Social profiles on-site SEO (alt tags, meta data, h1 headers and so on) Mobile friendly site These are just some of them... now all those terms... completely throw them out of your mind. You don't need any of that stuff.. What you need is an SEO Host. That is the single most important part of SEO. Without an SEO host, you have zero chance to rank for anything. If you want to get really fancy, you should try and find an SEO host that does not even have access to a datacenter, and is run by someone who is extremely unsuccessful and borderline senile.. Matt Cutts specifically said during a talk on Google Algorithms that riding around on a harley and pretending to be a big bad biker is a new ranking signal... Don't fall behind while everyone ranks! visit gotsenile.com ! __________________ I like turtles.

12-05-2014, 02:17 PM	#17
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	...........and if you need PR services, please visit lemonparty.org where you can see a picture of me and my team during one of our weekly networking events __________________ I like turtles.