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Grapesoda · 12-06-2014, 05:09 PM

I changed my iPod name to Titanic; it's syncing now.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met
herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny ? period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
There?s a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory; I hope there's no pop quiz.
The Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx.
The toilets in New York's police stations were stolen and police have
nothing to go on.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro ? what a rip-off!
Cartoonist found dead in home; details are sketchy.
The recent earthquake in Washington was obviously the government's fault

DeanCapture · 12-06-2014, 05:10 PM

OMG that's some funny shit

Grapesoda · 12-06-2014, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DeanCapture

OMG that's some funny shit

Barry-xlovecam · 12-06-2014, 06:35 PM

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Mediamix · 12-06-2014, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

That's when I lost it.. Holy shit, that is funny.

TisMe · 12-06-2014, 06:48 PM

Thanks for posting that, LOL!

2MuchMark · 12-06-2014, 07:40 PM

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PMS jokes aren't funny – period.

Bahahahahaha... I'm going to try that one on the Tracy tonight... heh.

edgeprod · 12-06-2014, 08:33 PM

Some of those are fairly clever .. Thanks for the share!

Grapesoda · 12-06-2014, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Some of those are fairly clever .. Thanks for the share!

a member sent those to me

romeo22 · 12-07-2014, 04:15 AM

like

RummyBoy · 12-07-2014, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Freedom6995 · 12-07-2014, 06:13 AM

txs 4 the laughs

seeandsee · 12-07-2014, 10:57 AM

few funny lines!

12-06-2014, 05:09 PM	#1
Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	some real groaners in here :) I changed my iPod name to Titanic; it's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went and then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. PMS jokes aren't funny ? period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. There?s a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory; I hope there's no pop quiz. The Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery. I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I dropped out of Communism class because of lousy Marx. The toilets in New York's police stations were stolen and police have nothing to go on. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. Velcro ? what a rip-off! Cartoonist found dead in home; details are sketchy. The recent earthquake in Washington was obviously the government's fault

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DeanCapture Haters & Trolls SUCK! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 9,275	OMG that's some funny shit __________________ Twitter: @DeanCapture Instagram: @TheDeanCapture DeanCapture "at" Gmail.com

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seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	few funny lines! __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

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Barry-xlovecam It's 42 Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Global Posts: 18,083	A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	Thanks for posting that, LOL!

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edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Some of those are fairly clever .. Thanks for the share!

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