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View Poll Results: Would you have been a 'Hunter' or a 'Gatherer' ? | |||
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14 | 63.64% |
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![]() Say you awoke tomorrow, and it was 10,000 BC or whatever and you were amongst a tribe of primitive man.
You have the option to be a hunter or a gatherer. Despite feeling the need, to give the standard alpha male response of 'I'd be a hunter'... Which would you choose? I think I'd be a gatherer. I'd prefer the mundane task that ensured survival over the 'gung ho' spear and bow and arrow lifestyle... Who's with me as a gatherer, or would you all be hunters? Disgust ![]() |
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I would be a hunter...all about that adrenaline rush.
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Both, silly. The women would do most of the gathering but I'd harvest plants and such while out hunting for fish.
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Yes, but thats all part of my cunning plan to get to hang out with the sexy chicks all day
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I'd be I'd be a hunter, not to be fancy, but just so I would be armed outside the cave... far better than being jumped by some freaking wolf pack while gathering blueberries....
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id be the guy that cut of my eye lids and making torches. id eat the shit that tried to eat me. no hunting no searching animals were huge! even the bugs
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working on my tan
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i'd be cave fool, girls like guys that make em laugh
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Hang out with dudes chasing an animal or look for berries with the ladies while they "gather" my nuts... hmm... gatherer 4 life.
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But me alone; it would be fifty-fifty or something like that, but who the fuck lives alone (out of society)? Much hunting was done with traps, by the way. |
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Gatherers FTW!
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Both. I would hunt on the other hunters and gather their booty and goods.
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isn't the hunter/gatherer idea a myth?
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I expect I would be 'Having a day off'...
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So, basically you would be thief who does murder robberies. Although I doubt that you can beat hunter groups.
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How come? And no, it isn't myth. There are still hunter-gatherers these days.
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Hunting was done more or less in groups. So, probably you would end up as meal.
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I fact that very depends on times and places
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I AM, I SAY I AM.... THE HUNTER
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i'd do the strategical planning for both groups and have them feed me
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first of all, the 'city' would be defenseless.. secondly, the 'hunting party' would be rather small to make kills from massive herds where one death, not to mention 2+, would put the entire 'tribe' in extreme danger of starvation they probably worked together as a team.. |
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About the hunting; some 10-30 men is more than sufficient to get kills even from a larger herd, even when using such tactics as driving animals off the cliff. No to mention just spearing some animals or using arrows. And the women are not just left behind, as they are gathering. You don't gather that much the same vicinity over and over again, you have to move some distances. Also, hunting is more uncertain than gathering. There has to be gathering to ensure that they don't starve if the hunting goes fucked up. Thus there has to be divide, at least time wise, but based on current hunter-gatherers there is divide between men's and women's jobs. Gathered food makes most of the diet. |
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If I suddenly found myself back in time like that, I would begin making advanced hunting weapons. Work on storing food, and work on beginning farming on a large scale. I believe by feeding my tribe well in a few years I would be setup to not to much else except try to "invent" as much low tech stuff as i could recall.
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first thing i'd invent would be a lady shaver
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So then, my question is.... To all those that chose hunting, are any of you hunters now?
I have hunted a few times, (elk, mostly), but I wouldn't call myself a "hunter". I do agree with the talk of the adrenaline rush etc... so I wonder, since you would want to do it back in time, do you do it now? And if not, why not? ...
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As for the hunter/gather thing... back in say 10,000 BC they did not really farm or have domesticated live stock. Like Phoenix, if I found myself back in 10,000 BC... I would also try to introduce farming and keeping of live stock etc... Well working on that also work on making more advanced tools and methods of hunting... Language may also be an issue depending on the tribe we are talking about. |
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Where's the harem guard option?
My resume's all ready for that position.
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OK, I was too hasty. Here you go, but unfortunately they didn't have this in pink at the stone market. I can also make some soap to give lubrication, but you better not to ask from what it is made from.
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As in real; the survival of the fittest doesn't quite match the popular image about it. |
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