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http://www.premium-sponsor.com/script.txt Is this too complicated for you? Regarding the sql to be honest it makes me laugh but I guess you might capable of doing complex sql rules I'd write... That's not even basic, it's rudimental ... |
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OOLALA ... junior-level horseshit is what you wrote ... the script I provided is too basic but if you can't understand it fast and give few examples of how it could be used -> I don't want to listen what you've to say ...
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I'm sorry, but you're tremendously out of your depth and league here. |
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You've just demonstrated why no programmer worth their salt would ever work with you. You don't even know what you're looking at, but you feel qualified to judge code. You need to understand what you know, and what you do not.
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Like I wrote, don't make me laugh ... |
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The code you've written does not follow a recognized design pattern, is not capable of being properly unit tested, will not play well in an Agile house, and needlessly over-uses a lot of memory (and so will not scale). If that's your idea of production code, your technical skills are even more suspect than your business skills. My coding sample demonstrates my ability, and as you have noted, is easily deciphered by a non-senior-level programmer. This is the point. Resorting to insults obviously means you have nothing substantive to say. |
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Are my words clear to you? |
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Makes perfect sense. Maybe you should Google before you end up putting your foot further into your mouth. |
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It's only one example to see if your brain is ready to interpret processes in a multi-ambiance enviroment no matter the complexity of ... What will be donne uses one api to manage the server side of cache(level of sql, processes, web services, sessions,etc) and there's is cache in the clients side too ... |
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How far along is your project? Ready for Barcelona? Making millions yet? |
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How far are my projects? I 'did' already millions in my life, I'm not one beginner in that issue either ... |
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You're correct that I wouldn't let you lead me off on a wild goose chase for profits that aren't coming. I wouldn't trust you to run a lemonade stand, let alone a serious business. Your idea is flawed in ways that your limited experience cannot help you see, and not only will you not succeed with it, but you will not succeed at all in this industry.
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Back when I finished this project, in about 2005, it became boring. I called it "adult empire builder" at the time, and licensed it to a select few companies. It's not viable today. I was on the team that created the programming language Google was written in, and I was a very early Google'er as well. I can tell you that your understanding of search engine fundamentals is flawed. |
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Do I consider relevant people in google doing what they do? Is that the question? Like I wrote grow up kid ... programming like that ... with that brain ..with such a concept in business and projects ... with such a technical architecture pumping from your brain ... you cannot not even find the needle in the haystack easily and I WANT IT FAST! You called me Junior, I call you kid! |
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Now, on to something that matters: Jel mentioned he'd be interested in an auto-generating network builder. Is that really still a thing in 2015? If so, we can build that rapidly and offer it up. Jel? Let me know. |
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Don't worry though, we have all been beginners at some stage. It looks like you are still at the spaghetti code level. This will take you to the next level in the fascinating world of procedural programming: PHP: User-defined functions - Manual Once you master these necessary concepts, and perhaps a few other, you might some day reach the world of OOP. Good luck on your journey ![]() |
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When I place this video it means that people will endup feeling ridiculus in the end? Wanna swallow it more than you did already pseudo programmer know it all who can't find one needle in the haystack when we need to find it fast? |
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I still believe this guy cannot be older than mid-teens. No point in arguing with him.
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This reminds me of a kid who figured out masturbation and then wants to share it with everyone else. Like they figured something out.
But maybe there is something there... Perhaps I have to do some coke and read it again... or smoke some pot and read it again. Or get drunk.
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Freak ... https://www.google.pt/?gws_rd=ssl,cr&fg=1#q=potatoes ... it means that you're one American looking for potatoes in Portugal, where you can choose the bets offer taking in consideration the location, price,etc ... ARE MY WORDS CLEAR FOR YOU? |
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Potatoes are bad for ya....
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I don't understand the logic of few people here ...
People arrive, dump few ridicularities, behave in the concept of(...) ... One starts with the story of making part of google, etc another one dumps php link ... these people are hilarious ... are people not capable of participating who consider themselves relevant ... when in the reality are the extreme of ridicularity ... and what I write resumes well->people who can't find one needle in the (middle of) haystack when it's needed to find it fast ... |
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i like Pootatoes...
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I'm leaving this post and I'm not adding more replies, there is nothing else to write about it ... I'll find the right people for my projects for sure ...
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this whole thread is like watching a kitten pick a fight with a tiger
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WOW Edge, you no talent programing wanna be. LOL Those that know you know how great you are, no need to try to prove that to anyone else. Just wow, this thread is weird..
Edge. How was your Xmas and New Years btw?
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I don't know how to close my replies regarding this issue to be honest, anyway, trying to close it with one brief description:
The 3 programmers I'm looking for will be responsible for the development&expansion&optimization of the main section adult, optimizing the client apis,etc and working directly with webmasters, etc (it starts here); I guess what I wrote about this gives one good 'first' starting point to prepare you naturally for this ... knowing that technically is naturally complex and I'll be demanding based in the complexity of ... but I'll be there to guide and that's important, it assures me that things will come out technically perfect... I'm not a programmert I'd write, but I'm not blind, I did the script http://www.premium-sponsor.com/script.txt to help prepare your mind (...) English is not my maternal language, but what I wrote is my english ... Best regards, Carlos |
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100 genius projects
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Do you know what I mean with needle? The day people capable of(,..) assimilate at the speed of light the reason of (...) If you can think about one complex information system, with processes defined, complex systems of cache, etc ... the needle is the fast answer for any related issue ... when you place your mind in the spot and you find naturally the justifications ... It's not the spot for speculative approaches of decerebrated people who don't understand whatever related with ... And yes, I exclude ... in this project heads near mine are the ones who can find fast answers to any related issue at the speed of light ... (...) |
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