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Old 12-20-2014, 04:11 PM   #1
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What is the best Christmas present you have received so far this year?

For me it has to be the woman who let me back in line at Starbucks after having to make a run for the men's room. What a sweetheart Also I got an Outback gift card so I can gorge myself and one other person and all I have to pay for are drinks. Nice.

What is your best Christmas present this year? And Yes I said "Christmas" not Xmas because I believe a virgin girl got preggers from God and her husband was OK with it.
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:14 PM   #2
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:14 PM   #3
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Lies. If you were truly xtian you would know you can't open presents until at least the 24th. I think you're talking about chanukah.
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:25 PM   #4
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What is your best Christmas present this year?
Well...let's see.

- I'm at 10 months without a contract renewal at my day job.

- third year without a profit-share Xmas bonus.

- and we just got news the other day we'll be losing 14hrs. of wage due to closures over the holidays.




But there's beer in the fridge, FTW.
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:26 PM   #5
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Lies. If you were truly xtian you would know you can't open presents until at least the 24th. I think you're talking about chanukah.
People I do biz with send me shit in the mail.
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:29 PM   #6
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People I do biz with send me shit in the mail.
Santa would not be pleased that you are opening it early.
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:29 PM   #7
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:46 PM   #8
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People I do biz with send me shit in the mail.
I almost missed that. You work with CS too??

I'll stop being an idiot if you promise to give Dave the outback leftovers (fat and gristle).
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:48 PM   #9
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I almost missed that. You work with CS too??

I'll stop being an idiot if you promise to give Dave the outback leftovers (fat and gristle).
Good I idea. I should treat Dave to dinner. CS?????? Sorry I am drunk
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:49 PM   #10
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Nothing, because it's not christmas yet
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:50 PM   #11
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Good I idea. I should treat Dave to dinner. CS?????? Sorry I am drunk
Aren't you always drunk?

Currentlysober sent me poo in the mail too.
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:53 PM   #12
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By the way....Anyone have gift ideas for someone who is in prison?
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:53 PM   #13
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Nothing, because it's not christmas yet
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Old 12-20-2014, 04:55 PM   #14
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By the way....Anyone have gift ideas for someone who is in prison?
lol....

like a cake with a file in it? lsd laced letter, that sort of thing?
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Old 12-20-2014, 07:55 PM   #15
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Well...let's see.

- I'm at 10 months without a contract renewal at my day job.

- third year without a profit-share Xmas bonus.

- and we just got news the other day we'll be losing 14hrs. of wage due to closures over the holidays.




But there's beer in the fridge, FTW.
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:29 PM   #16
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I got a new starter for my car this weekend.
I enjoyed the walk to the auto parts store to get it to.

The studly feeling I have from being able to diagnose and fix the problem plus being just less than too fat to walk to the auto parts store can never be matched by mere gifts.

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Old 12-20-2014, 08:34 PM   #17
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:35 PM   #18
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my baby girl. born 2mos back ��
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:54 PM   #19
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my baby girl. born 2mos back ��
so you have the gift of sleep deprivation
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:20 AM   #20
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Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with Christmas, but I felt I needed something different, so I went to the Hindu Temple of Hannaman, the Monkey god, and through a dramatic set of circumstances, this girl moved in with me 3 days later. (Last week). And it's been like Christmas every day since.


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Old 12-21-2014, 08:47 AM   #21
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nothing yet but i hope they'll be nice
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:57 AM   #22
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Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with Christmas, but I felt I needed something different, so I went to the Hindu Temple of Hannaman, the Monkey god, and through a dramatic set of circumstances, this girl moved in with me 3 days later. (Last week). And it's been like Christmas every day since.
Hanuman is the monkey god .... he's powerful and mischief. His greatness lies in his undying friendship and total loyalty.
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Old 12-21-2014, 09:04 AM   #23
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Old 12-23-2014, 06:48 PM   #26
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I just got another Starbucks gift card. I am RICH BITCH!!!
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I just got another Starbucks gift card. I am RICH BITCH!!!
Steak and coffee for Dave! Although, I really feel like Dave should be buying you lunch.
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Old 12-23-2014, 08:13 PM   #28
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Steak and coffee for Dave! Although, I really feel like Dave should be buying you lunch.
Dave is MIA. I will drive by his regular corner again tomorrow and will take a pic if he is there. But I am a bit worried about him You would think he would be working because he makes more money this time of year.
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Dave is MIA. I will drive by his regular corner again tomorrow and will take a pic if he is there. But I am a bit worried about him You would think he would be working because he makes more money this time of year.
Hopefully he went home to his mansion and beautiful wife for the holidays.
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My girl's kid and mine ride horses. They are getting a horse. The smiles on their faces will be the best gift ever.
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