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Rochard · 01-08-2015, 09:32 PM

So I'm sitting here, working on a special project.... And I feel something on my cock. No kidding. So, like any other man I cram my hands down my pants and.... Son of a bitch, it feels like a huge fucking wart.

So I calmly walk into the bath room and pull it out.... It's a fucking sticker saying "inspected by #30". I kid you not.

420 · 01-08-2015, 10:07 PM

Where would you have gotten genital warts? Anyway, monica, you're supposed to wash your new panties before you wear them.

2MuchMark · 01-08-2015, 10:19 PM

Hi Rochard,

I sincerely apologize for Cock Inspector #30.

If you insist I will give her a spanking for you.

Bladewire · 01-08-2015, 10:21 PM

L-Pink · 01-08-2015, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

Hi Rochard,

I sincerely apologize for Cock Inspector #30.

If you insist I will give her a spanking for you.

Now that is a nice ass!

Doggy S · 01-08-2015, 10:46 PM

cool story anyway

Deej · 01-08-2015, 10:56 PM

One time I was working all day at my desk. I ordered pizza. I ate. I kept going. I was sitting in pajamas that have those pecker holes. Comfort first! ANyway about an hour later my wang dang hurt and I pull it out to inspect. I found a red spot and it hurt and i Immediately thought. "That Dirty Bitch!"

I inspected further and found a crushed red pepper had fallen down and sat on the head of my pecker for awhile and irritated it.

Still Clean and Clear

fappingJack · 01-08-2015, 11:41 PM

Gross. But gave mr a good laugh tho

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2MuchMark · 01-09-2015, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Now that is a nice ass!

I know!!

EngineCash · 01-09-2015, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Now that is a nice ass!

Mmmm...

Amazing babe...

Great ass...

Caldo · 01-09-2015, 02:54 AM

Great ass !

Rochard · 01-09-2015, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

One time I was working all day at my desk. I ordered pizza. I ate. I kept going. I was sitting in pajamas that have those pecker holes. Comfort first! ANyway about an hour later my wang dang hurt and I pull it out to inspect. I found a red spot and it hurt and i Immediately thought. "That Dirty Bitch!"

I inspected further and found a crushed red pepper had fallen down and sat on the head of my pecker for awhile and irritated it.

Still Clean and Clear

I hate it when that happens.

brassmonkey · 01-09-2015, 01:08 PM

CurrentlySober · 01-09-2015, 01:27 PM

NatalieK · 01-09-2015, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I hate it when that happens.

The way you said this, it sounds as if this happen to you all the time

PaperstreetWinston · 01-09-2015, 05:35 PM

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SekobA · 01-10-2015, 04:20 AM

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adultchatpay · 01-10-2015, 04:56 AM

I thought you masturbated in the bathroom.

seeandsee · 01-10-2015, 05:46 AM

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