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Old 01-08-2015, 09:32 PM   #1
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So I'm sitting here, working on a special project.... And I feel something on my cock. No kidding. So, like any other man I cram my hands down my pants and.... Son of a bitch, it feels like a huge fucking wart.

So I calmly walk into the bath room and pull it out.... It's a fucking sticker saying "inspected by #30". I kid you not.
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:07 PM   #2
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Where would you have gotten genital warts? Anyway, monica, you're supposed to wash your new panties before you wear them.
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:19 PM   #3
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Hi Rochard,

I sincerely apologize for Cock Inspector #30.



If you insist I will give her a spanking for you.
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:21 PM   #4
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:29 PM   #5
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I sincerely apologize for Cock Inspector #30.



If you insist I will give her a spanking for you.

Now that is a nice ass!
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:46 PM   #6
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Old 01-08-2015, 10:56 PM   #7
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One time I was working all day at my desk. I ordered pizza. I ate. I kept going. I was sitting in pajamas that have those pecker holes. Comfort first! ANyway about an hour later my wang dang hurt and I pull it out to inspect. I found a red spot and it hurt and i Immediately thought. "That Dirty Bitch!"

I inspected further and found a crushed red pepper had fallen down and sat on the head of my pecker for awhile and irritated it.

Still Clean and Clear
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Old 01-08-2015, 11:41 PM   #8
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Gross. But gave mr a good laugh tho )
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Old 01-09-2015, 01:37 AM   #9
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Old 01-09-2015, 02:02 AM   #10
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Mmmm... Amazing babe... Great ass...
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Old 01-09-2015, 02:54 AM   #11
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One time I was working all day at my desk. I ordered pizza. I ate. I kept going. I was sitting in pajamas that have those pecker holes. Comfort first! ANyway about an hour later my wang dang hurt and I pull it out to inspect. I found a red spot and it hurt and i Immediately thought. "That Dirty Bitch!"

I inspected further and found a crushed red pepper had fallen down and sat on the head of my pecker for awhile and irritated it.

Still Clean and Clear
I hate it when that happens.
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I hate it when that happens.
The way you said this, it sounds as if this happen to you all the time
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