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PaperstreetWinston · 12-18-2014, 05:00 PM

dry humour is the best kind

rogueteens · 12-18-2014, 05:03 PM

mardy is new to me

wehateporn · 12-18-2014, 05:12 PM

Some more...

The Brit List: 10 Stinging British Insults | Anglophenia | BBC America

Bellend
When it comes to thinking up new insults, the genitals are always a good place to start. This is a universal constant of swearing. Bellend comes from a fine line of penis-related insults which are probably as old as language itself. You can probably work out what it refers to, but what you may not realize is that bellend is actually quite an affectionate term. It?ll get you into a fight if you say it nastily enough, but it generally tends to be used in either affection or exasperation, depending on the situation. Bellend is on a par with the American asshole in terms of being not safe for visiting dignitaries but perfectly fine salty talk among friends.

Twat
Sometimes the words are the same on either side of the Atlantic but their meaning and use is different. Where there are hideously offensive insults derived from the female genitalia, twat is at the milder end of the scale, and as far as the British are concerned, the link between the thing the word is named after and the insult it carries is becoming fuzzier every day. And it?s not an insult that is reserved for girls either. If I?d been to a party, say, and drunk most of the punch, then got a bit fighty, then a bit shouty, then a bit sicky, I would full expect to wake up the following afternoon to a barrage of texts calling me a twat. And in my fulsome apology to the host, I?d be calling myself it too.

Munter
However, if you?re a munter, you?re definitely ugly. Beckham may be face down in the bin while you elegantly sip your soup, pinky aloft, but if you?re not as attractive as he is (and frankly very few of us are) you?re the munter in this scenario. The good news is he?s still the minger. And as a bonus word, what he?s doing is minging.

Scrubber
And here?s where things get unpleasant for the girls. Scrubber is an old term for a prostitute, and as you may already know, when seeking to insult a woman, the easiest thing to do is suggest she is freely available for sex, if the money is right. It really seems to get on their nerves. There?s been a certain amount of post-feminist clawback on terms like this (see also: slapper), and you?ll now hear women throwing it about with carefree abandon. But as with all reclaimed insults, it?s all about who says it to whom, and what their intentions are.

Slag
Again, to be thrown at the woman who stole your man, but not at the man who went off with that woman. Although, to be fair, he?s clearly almost every other word on this list, even the slightly affectionate ones. Slag does get used in other contexts nowadays, mind. As in the Smiths song ?Paint A Vulgar Picture? where the deliberately non-gender-specific Morrissey describes a record company goldrush after the death of a star: ?the sycophantic slags all say, ?I knew him first and I knew him well??

pornmasta · 12-18-2014, 06:02 PM

I wonder if she would agree to make fun of my dick with her pussy

pornmasta · 12-18-2014, 06:16 PM

"Away with the fairies"

Meaning:

How To Speak British - Anglophenia Ep 7 - YouTube

Cherry7 · 12-19-2014, 06:24 AM

Accuse someone of voting UKIP is pretty strong.

nico-t · 12-19-2014, 06:59 AM

what a lame cunt, and people who bleep away their own internet videos? Censoring themselves, never understood that.

aka123 · 12-19-2014, 07:03 AM

I like the girl, otherwise I don't find that much substance.

Antonio · 12-19-2014, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

what a lame cunt, and people who bleep away their own internet videos? Censoring themselves, never understood that.

Do you have a permanent stick up your ass you slimy minger?

nico-t · 12-19-2014, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Do you have a permanent stick up your ass you slimy minger?

leila.petre · 12-21-2014, 10:17 AM

this is something.... we don't see every day

Useless Warrior · 12-21-2014, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leila.petre

this is something.... we don't see every day

You will be banned soon.

rastan · 12-21-2014, 02:41 PM

I know the girl was trying not to be sexist, but round my neck of the woods, a 'minger' is definitely only really applied to a rough looking bird. Another appropriate dodgy-looking-woman colloquialism includes my personal favourite, 'munter'.

ianmoone332000 · 01-07-2015, 06:39 PM

Telling a girl her pussy looks like a stab wound in a gorillas back is a recent one i heard

fappingJack · 01-07-2015, 07:12 PM

Hahaha! Funny.

marcop · 01-07-2015, 08:22 PM

I always liked the phrase "bent as a nine-bob note" which refers to someone who is obviously gay.

EngineCash · 01-08-2015, 02:27 AM

British humor is just great...

and this chick is hot...

Johny Traffic · 01-08-2015, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcop

I always liked the phrase "bent as a nine-bob note" which refers to someone who is obviously gay.

It can do, but it is used much more to describe someone who is untrustworthy, or of a criminal disposition

Johny Traffic · 01-08-2015, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

mardy is new to me

It's used really just in the north, peasants from places like Nottingham etc. Not really used down south

marcop · 01-08-2015, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

It can do, but it is used much more to describe someone who is untrustworthy, or of a criminal disposition

When I left England in 1981 I'd only ever heard it used in reference to gays... I guess the meaning has shifted in the last 30+ years.

ianmoone332000 · 01-11-2015, 07:33 AM

May as well add some ones i like:

Your mums that fat the last time i fucked her i burnt my ass hair on the lightbulb

Her fanny smelt like an alkies carpet

Bitch was that fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet patch

Seen more helmets than hitler

More chins than a chinese phonebook

Fanny like a burst kebab

Rode more times than a blackpool donkey

Your mums got handle bars on her back

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wehateporn Promoting Debate on GFY Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 27,173	Some more... The Brit List: 10 Stinging British Insults \| Anglophenia \| BBC America Bellend When it comes to thinking up new insults, the genitals are always a good place to start. This is a universal constant of swearing. Bellend comes from a fine line of penis-related insults which are probably as old as language itself. You can probably work out what it refers to, but what you may not realize is that bellend is actually quite an affectionate term. It?ll get you into a fight if you say it nastily enough, but it generally tends to be used in either affection or exasperation, depending on the situation. Bellend is on a par with the American asshole in terms of being not safe for visiting dignitaries but perfectly fine salty talk among friends. Twat Sometimes the words are the same on either side of the Atlantic but their meaning and use is different. Where there are hideously offensive insults derived from the female genitalia, twat is at the milder end of the scale, and as far as the British are concerned, the link between the thing the word is named after and the insult it carries is becoming fuzzier every day. And it?s not an insult that is reserved for girls either. If I?d been to a party, say, and drunk most of the punch, then got a bit fighty, then a bit shouty, then a bit sicky, I would full expect to wake up the following afternoon to a barrage of texts calling me a twat. And in my fulsome apology to the host, I?d be calling myself it too. Munter However, if you?re a munter, you?re definitely ugly. Beckham may be face down in the bin while you elegantly sip your soup, pinky aloft, but if you?re not as attractive as he is (and frankly very few of us are) you?re the munter in this scenario. The good news is he?s still the minger. And as a bonus word, what he?s doing is minging. Scrubber And here?s where things get unpleasant for the girls. Scrubber is an old term for a prostitute, and as you may already know, when seeking to insult a woman, the easiest thing to do is suggest she is freely available for sex, if the money is right. It really seems to get on their nerves. There?s been a certain amount of post-feminist clawback on terms like this (see also: slapper), and you?ll now hear women throwing it about with carefree abandon. But as with all reclaimed insults, it?s all about who says it to whom, and what their intentions are. Slag Again, to be thrown at the woman who stole your man, but not at the man who went off with that woman. Although, to be fair, he?s clearly almost every other word on this list, even the slightly affectionate ones. Slag does get used in other contexts nowadays, mind. As in the Smiths song ?Paint A Vulgar Picture? where the deliberately non-gender-specific Morrissey describes a record company goldrush after the death of a star: ?the sycophantic slags all say, ?I knew him first and I knew him well?? __________________ Sexy Girls Teasing

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