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CurrentlySober · 01-30-2015, 12:11 PM

Friday night. I ring up my local chinese to make my usual order:

1X really hot chicken curry with egg fried rice
1X special fried rice with extra prawns
1X Half a fried chicken and chips
1X bag of prawn crackers
Plus an Extra chips, and an Extra pot of the curry and the barbecue sauce thats on the rice.

Been looking forward to this since lunchtime - I order this EVERY Friday (and sometimes saturday too) and get this...

THEY ARE SHUT ! FOR 2 WEEKS ! CUNTS !

They could have fucking told me!!!!

'Kin Starving here now...

Mediamix · 01-30-2015, 12:13 PM

Eat poo.. It's healthy!

RebelR · 01-30-2015, 12:19 PM

Your local Chinese restaurant serves chips???

baddog · 01-30-2015, 12:20 PM

Might be a good time to clean up your diet; I seem to recall you recently saying you were not comfortable being photographed. All that rice and fried food can't be good for you no matter how tasty it is.

And I do care.

brassmonkey · 01-30-2015, 12:25 PM

you ever think sum 1 died??? selfish asshole!

artwilliams · 01-30-2015, 01:01 PM

You can afford to miss a meal to two.

AntonMG · 01-30-2015, 01:04 PM

I genuinely feel for you.
It's no fun to have your traditional meal taken from you!

2MuchMark · 01-30-2015, 01:10 PM

My favourite Pizza join burned to the ground last summer and I still haven't fully recovered.

ottopottomouse · 01-30-2015, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR

Your local Chinese restaurant serves chips???

Chinese chips are fucking tasty.

brassmonkey · 01-30-2015, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Chinese chips(french fries) are fucking tasty.

u fukers talk backwards!

Brent 3dSexCash · 01-30-2015, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Friday night. I ring up my local chinese to make my usual order:

1X really hot chicken curry with egg fried rice
1X special fried rice with extra prawns
1X Half a fried chicken and chips
1X bag of prawn crackers
Plus an Extra chips, and an Extra pot of the curry and the barbecue sauce thats on the rice.

Been looking forward to this since lunchtime - I order this EVERY Friday (and sometimes saturday too) and get this...

THEY ARE SHUT ! FOR 2 WEEKS ! CUNTS !

They could have fucking told me!!!!

'Kin Starving here now...

Them being closed may have helped your life. You are better off drinking in excess, while mixing in some exercise, than eating like that regularly.

brassmonkey · 01-30-2015, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Brent 3dSexCash

Them being closed may have helped your life. You are better off drinking in excess, while mixing in some exercise, than eating like that regularly.

exercise could kill him

when taking in fat like that its very dangerous changing without seeing a doctor

i know at least 2 that have done it and died. you have to see what condition your heart is in and the rest of your system. detoxing i think is the first step

Brent 3dSexCash · 01-30-2015, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

exercise could kill him

when taking in fat like that its very dangerous changing without seeing a doctor

i know at least 2 that have done it and died. you have to see what condition your heart is in and the rest of your system. detoxing i think is the first step

I was talking about walking around the block a few times. But you are right, if he is ridiculously obese than one certainly needs to see a doctor first before doing any moderate to strenuous activity.

I have also known people that have died from quitting drinking. Not from detoxing or anything like that, but apparently alcohol thins the blood to some degree, so when they stopped, it thickened and full on heart attack.

hottoddy · 01-30-2015, 02:20 PM

Closed for 2 weeks? Might be health department issue. No more chop chop kitty ...

Mickey_ · 01-30-2015, 02:39 PM

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. I echo what Lloyd said about cleaning up your diet.

Sorry for the buzzkill.

420 · 01-30-2015, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey_

Maybe it's a blessing in disguise. I echo what Lloyd said about cleaning up your diet.

Sorry for the buzzkill.

Did you know Jim Carey based his character on baddog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPQ3aSTP_xw

ottopottomouse · 01-31-2015, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Chinese chips (french fries) are fucking tasty.

u fukers talk backwards!

Chips are very different to french fries.

rogueteens · 01-31-2015, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR

Your local Chinese restaurant serves chips???

they have to, if fast food places don't sell chips in the UK then they'll go bust!

Manfap · 01-31-2015, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR

Your local Chinese restaurant serves chips???

Chips with curry sauce is a classic UK chinky dish.

fappingJack · 01-31-2015, 05:01 AM

No fuck given here

Lykos · 01-31-2015, 05:40 AM

Poor you

CurrentlySober · 01-31-2015, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lykos

Poor you

Happy BIRTHDAY Lykos

AllAboutCams · 01-31-2015, 06:36 AM

Wow im hungry now

Phoenix · 01-31-2015, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Chinese chips are fucking tasty.

In China they slice the potato thin and cook it over an open flame bbq style...with lots of spice...they are awesome.

seeandsee · 01-31-2015, 08:19 AM

i bet they closed them for some bug problems

romeo22 · 01-31-2015, 09:51 AM

Your fat gonna desapire

Joshua G · 01-31-2015, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

THEY ARE SHUT ! FOR 2 WEEKS ! CUNTS !

They could have fucking told me!!!!

brassmonkey · 01-31-2015, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Chips are very different to french fries.

when i make mine they are that thick. u call cookies a biscuit

what do u u call an actual biscuit???

the kind u eat with dinner

god that lookz good

ottopottomouse · 01-31-2015, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

when i make mine they are that thick. u call cookies a biscuit

what do u u call an actual biscuit???

the kind u eat with dinner

god that lookz good

Cookies

Biscuits

I don't know what your "actual biscuit" is?

AllAboutCams · 01-31-2015, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

when i make mine they are that thick. u call cookies a biscuit

what do u u call an actual biscuit???

the kind u eat with dinner

god that lookz good

Who eats biscuits with dinner?

ITraffic · 01-31-2015, 11:18 AM

i'm sure you'll be just fine with all your excess reserves.

420 · 01-31-2015, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Cookies

Biscuits

I don't know what your "actual biscuit" is?

They're similar to buttermilk scones.

baddog · 01-31-2015, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Chips are very different to french fries.

Looks like french fries I can buy at any number of locations.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Cookies

Biscuits

I don't know what your "actual biscuit" is?

This is what goodgirl makes

Penny24Seven · 01-31-2015, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams

Who eats biscuits with dinner?

we do but they are not cookies

yes the picture above

Mickey_ · 01-31-2015, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

Did you know Jim Carey based his character on baddog?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPQ3aSTP_xw

I don't watch any movies that feature Jim Carrey so I wouldn't know. ;)

fetishwealth · 01-31-2015, 12:25 PM

Eat shit

ottopottomouse · 01-31-2015, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837

we do but they are not cookies

yes the picture above

What do you eat them with?

420 · 01-31-2015, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G

CS would win a John Candy look alike contest.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

What do you eat them with?

Fried chicken.

iamBoogieman · 01-31-2015, 09:34 PM

I ate Japanese sushi its yam yam.

kittykatt · 01-31-2015, 11:29 PM

welp. when all else fails theres always pizza.

420 · 01-31-2015, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittykatt

welp. when all else fails theres always pizza.

It comes in a can now. I dunno who that guy is. It might be currentlysober.

Rik Lear · 01-31-2015, 11:51 PM

Poo, just grab the Vodka, fuck the diseases - modern medicine will kill you and just.eat.cookies]

rayadp05 · 01-31-2015, 11:52 PM

That sucks bro. Perhaps ...you should look for another place? Chinese food rules!

ottopottomouse · 02-01-2015, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420

It comes in a can now. I dunno who that guy is. It might be currentlysober.

Pizza soup?????????????

CurrentlySober · 02-01-2015, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rayadp05

That sucks bro. Perhaps ...you should look for another place? Chinese food rules!

I would have, but I'm kinda out of options...

One place wont serve me, because apparently "I shout at their staff..." Another place doesn't have a sense of humour regarding requests about the presence of 'Dog' in their meals, and the only other one, that is right across the street, will serve me but NOT deliver...

I'll be fucked if I'm gonna walk all the way over there to give them my money! They want my business? BRING ME MY FOOD!

CurrentlySober · 02-01-2015, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishwealth

Eat shit

That's exactly what I was trying to do! But the place was closed..

Please try to keep up?

Freax · 02-01-2015, 08:11 AM

CurrentlySober, you need to move your location. I have 1000 Chinese Restaurants around me. Sometimes thats too much :-(

beerptrol · 02-01-2015, 08:36 AM

They probably depleted the local stray population and had to find new hunting grounds

petwussy00 · 02-03-2015, 10:02 PM

You better look for other options Bro

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