Anderson Silva and Nick Diaz BOTH fail drug test - GoFuckYourself.com

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 07:31 PM

Both assholes fail test

I don't mind the weed but steroids. Bad boy Anderson.

420 · 02-03-2015, 07:49 PM

You really like watching sweaty dudes punch each other don't ya?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

You really like watching sweaty dudes punch each other don't ya?

Why yes, I do.

420 · 02-03-2015, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Why yes, I do.

Well, if you like them to have bigger muscles and smaller crotch targets they need to continue using the steroids.

PS. I've never seen ufc so I don't know if crotch punching is allowed. Maybe the shriveled balls are an added bonus to make your thigh muscles look bigger.

PPS. I'm assuming shriveled balls are an actual side effect of steroid use.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Well, if you like them to have bigger muscles and smaller crotch targets they need to continue using the steroids.

PS. I've never seen ufc so I don't know if crotch punching is allowed. Maybe the shriveled balls are an added bonus to make your thigh muscles look bigger.

PPS. I'm assuming shriveled balls are an actual side effect of steroid use.

I don't really like big muscles. I just like average.

Crotch punching is definitely not allowed. Ugh. Really!

No one wants shriveled balls. Disgusting.

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I don't really like big muscles. I just like average.

Crotch punching is definitely not allowed. Ugh. Really!

No one wants shriveled balls. Disgusting.

Next time they ask me for steroids I'll tell them I can't prescribe those anymore.

It sounds like you're not into older gents. I've been lying about my age.

MrBottomTooth · 02-03-2015, 08:12 PM

Ah, the good old days. Brings a tear to my eye.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Next time they ask me for steroids I'll tell them I can't prescribe those anymore.

It sounds like you're not into older gents. I've been lying about my age.

I heard.

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Ah, the good old days. Brings a tear to my eye.

Oh, crotch punching! These two don't appear to use steroids.

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I heard.

Who told you? Was it juicy?

I gave him favors to keep quiet.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Who told you? Was it juicy?

I gave him favors to keep quiet.

I can not give up my sources.

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Both assholes fail test

I don't mind the weed but steroids. Bad boy Anderson.

What is your obsession with assholes today? First the chocolates now this.

Bladewire · 02-03-2015, 08:42 PM

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:43 PM

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Ever taken a psychedelic then gone to the zoo?

Bladewire · 02-03-2015, 08:49 PM

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Ever taken a psychedelic then gone to the zoo?

It's a date! PM me the time/day

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

It's a date! PM me the time/day

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:53 PM

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oh crap there was supposed to be a circle around that with a line through it

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 08:54 PM

Just ain't right. Keep your gay stuff out of my MMA thread lol.

420 · 02-03-2015, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Just ain't right. Keep your gay stuff out of my MMA thread lol.

Are those dudes not allowed to be homosexual?

You aren't living until you've seen a monkey shoot a rainbow out of it's ass.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 09:02 PM

I'm pretty sure you can't forbid someone from being homosexual.

420 · 02-03-2015, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I'm pretty sure you can't forbid someone from being homosexual.

Tell that to my dad. What I mean is does the mma or ufc or whatever allow gays to fight? Is their policy like don't ask don't tell or what?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Tell that to my dad. What I mean is does the mma or ufc or whatever allow gays to fight? Is their policy like don't ask don't tell or what?

I have never heard of anyone being gay but I really don't think they would have an issue. I am not sure.

Best-In-BC · 02-03-2015, 09:07 PM

There policy is who gives a fuck

Bladewire · 02-03-2015, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Just ain't right. Keep your gay stuff out of my MMA thread lol.

REAL MEN ARE MAN ENOUGH TO KISS OTHER MEN

420 · 02-03-2015, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

There policy is who gives a fuck

some of the super straight bros might feel awkward hugging* gay bros

*whatever that move is called where they caress and punch with one hand

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 09:11 PM

I love the second video you posted lol!

420 · 02-03-2015, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I love the second video you posted lol!

Its just a gif.

Quoting squirtit is a pain in the ass with all that formatting and spacing.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 09:25 PM

Gif - Video. Tomato - Tomato

420 · 02-03-2015, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Gif - Video. Tomato - Tomato

Yeah it originated from a video so you're right. As a woman always is.

I read them both as tomato and it made more sense than tomotto.

edgeprod · 02-03-2015, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Ah, the good old days. Brings a tear to my eye.

I think the guy on top is Keith Hackney. The guy on the bottom is Kim something or something Kim or whatever. He was convicted of rape or domestic violence or both.

420 · 02-03-2015, 09:34 PM

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I think the guy on top is Keith Hackney. The guy on the bottom is Kim something or something Kim or whatever. He was convicted of rape or domestic violence or both.

I bet some of that aggression stemmed from getting punched in the dick repeatedly.

NETbilling · 02-03-2015, 09:53 PM

Does this mean I get my $1500 back for the tickets we bought for that lame fight?

fappingJack · 02-03-2015, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Ah, the good old days. Brings a tear to my eye.

ouch

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-03-2015, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

Does this mean I get my $1500 back for the tickets we bought for that lame fight?

You must have been in the blood spatter section!

MrBottomTooth · 02-04-2015, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I think the guy on top is Keith Hackney. The guy on the bottom is Kim something or something Kim or whatever. He was convicted of rape or domestic violence or both.

I think it was Joe Son getting ball punched. He was in one of the Austin Powers movies. Convicted of rape/torture, then he murdered someone in prison. All around a class act. At least the guy he murdered in prison was another sex offender.

michael.kickass · 02-04-2015, 04:43 AM

Not surprised, not really into wrestling anyway, just sayin'.

John-ACWM · 02-04-2015, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Ah, the good old days. Brings a tear to my eye.

slapass · 02-04-2015, 08:13 AM

Nick Diaz can legally smoke weed so that is a weird one. But silva? Wtf?

Choopa Phil · 02-04-2015, 08:27 AM

Shoulda stuck to short estered compounds!

TrashyGirl · 02-04-2015, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass

Nick Diaz can legally smoke weed so that is a weird one. But silva? Wtf?

weed is a banned substance in the UFC. unfortunately, it doesn't matter that Diaz has a California weed card.

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