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Old 02-04-2015, 04:55 PM   #1
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:stop Looking for a professional coder

I'm looking for a coder who has time early next week. 5 to 10 hours work is my guess.

You have experience with payment processing api's and Vbulletin.
You are known on gfy for at least 5 years and have a clean record.
You can show me previous projects you've worked on.
You can give me names of people or companies you've worked with so i can verify you.
Coding is your full time job.
You don't talk to me with nicknames.
You keep me up to date of what you are doing every single day or when i ask you to.
You don't dissapear for days.
You don't have gf troubles.
You don't outsource. I deal with you and only you.
You charge at least 50 dollars per hour.
You accept to be paid through wire transfer.
You get paid the day AFTER the job is done.

If you want to be paid upfront then don't reply. If i have a history of not paying the people i hired then they will reply in this thread. Which won't happen.

If this job is done well i will keep contacting you every now and then for additional work.

Leave your contact info in your reply. Just an email will do. I don't use ICQ anymore.
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Old 02-04-2015, 04:57 PM   #2
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Hah, good fucking luck finding one that meets all those requirements.
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Old 02-04-2015, 05:00 PM   #3
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Hah, good fucking luck finding one that meets all those requirements.
I'd hire you but you're too expensive.
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Old 02-04-2015, 05:05 PM   #4
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Good evening Frank.
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Old 02-04-2015, 05:05 PM   #5
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My kids' mom meets all those requirements, except for being known on GFY...but she has references.

My email is in my sig. I can pass your contact info along.
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Old 02-04-2015, 05:21 PM   #6
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My kids' mom meets all those requirements, except for being known on GFY...but she has references.

My email is in my sig. I can pass your contact info along.

In your case i don't need references. I might contact you. I'll see who else responds.
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Old 02-04-2015, 05:22 PM   #7
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Good evening Frank.
Sup honeypie. Did you adjust your reply to my timezone?
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Old 02-04-2015, 05:36 PM   #8
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Sup honeypie. Did you adjust your reply to my timezone?
mine, lol


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Old 02-04-2015, 05:43 PM   #9
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mine, lol


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Ah right, 6 hours difference? Early evening there?
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:01 PM   #10
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I'd hire you but you're too expensive.

Not to mention that he isn't a coder and his only experience with vB is posting on forums.

I could also use somebody with the qualifications you're seeking so I'll be keeping an eye on this thread.
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:06 PM   #11
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Long time Franck. Hit me up. I have a secret wonder for a coder. He's picky and stubborn sometimes but he's quite innovative. May not be what you're looking for but hit me up with details and see if it's a fit.

He is very good.
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:47 PM   #12
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Not to mention that he isn't a coder and his only experience with vB is posting on forums.

I could also use somebody with the qualifications you're seeking so I'll be keeping an eye on this thread.
It really isn't that crazy what i'm asking for.

What do you do nowadays? Besides shooting cans in your backyard?
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:50 PM   #13
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You're dreaming lol.

We all want a programmer like that!
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Long time Franck. Hit me up. I have a secret wonder for a coder. He's picky and stubborn sometimes but he's quite innovative. May not be what you're looking for but hit me up with details and see if it's a fit.

He is very good.
Deej, it was such a pleasure working with you couple of years ago...i lub you,
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:51 PM   #15
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But I want mine to be $15.00 an hour - same quality of course.
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You're dreaming lol.

We all want a programmer like that!
I had one but he's MIA

Yeah, i understand the irony.
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:58 PM   #17
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I had one but he's MIA

Yeah, i understand the irony.
I have never had one NOT go MIA at some point.
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Old 02-04-2015, 08:31 PM   #18
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My kids' mom meets all those requirements, except for being known on GFY...but she has references.

My email is in my sig. I can pass your contact info along.
Check your mail please.
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